"Fit for what?"
"๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐ ๐ง๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ."
The void around us shimmered. The colliding galaxies below began to slow, their spiral arms freezing in a breath-taking sculpture of ultimate violence and beauty. Points of lightโcountless points of lightโbegan to rise from the frozen scene. They weren't stars. They wereโฆ bubbles. Each one contained a flickering, cinematic scene.
I saw a knight kneeling in a rain-slicked courtyard. A star-ship pilot wrestling with a malfunctioning console. A young woman in a simple apron, pulling a loaf of bread from a clay oven. A dragon, coiled around a hoard of glittering treasure, its eye opening with intelligent malice. A thousand, a million lives, all happening at once.
"๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐," the being said, Its voice now a whisper that contained the roar of an exploding sun. "๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ. ๐ ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ง๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐๐ ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐. ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ, ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐ก๐ฆ ๐จ๐ ๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ซ, ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐, ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ซ๐."
It was all dawning on me with horrifying, exhilarating clarity. This wasn't Heaven. This was a casting office.
"You'reโฆ you're not God."
"๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐จ๐ซ. ๐๐ง ๐๐ซ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฏ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ. ๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ซ. ๐๐ก๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฌ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ซ. ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐ '๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ค๐๐ข', ๐๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ? ๐๐ก๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฌ๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ง๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐." ๐๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ฎ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ ๐จ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ. "๐๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ฏ๐๐ฅ. ๐๐ง ๐๐ฆ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฆ. ๐๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ข๐๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ข๐ง๐ฏ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐ญ๐๐ ๐จ๐ง๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ."
The beingโthe Curatorโextended a shadow-hand. In its palm swirled a dozen of the reality-bubbles, merging and splitting, showing glimpses of epic battles, quiet moments of sorrow, and breathtaking landscapes.
"๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐ฏ๐ข๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐ฏ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ฅ'๐ฌ ๐๐๐ญ๐ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐๐๐. ๐๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐. ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ง, ๐ฏ๐ข๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐ง๐โ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง, ๐ง๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฎ๐ง๐ฌ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ฒ๐ข๐ง๐ . ๐๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎโฆ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐๐ง๐๐๐. ๐๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฑ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐. ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐๐๐ฌ, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ sparkโฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐."
It offered its hand closer.
"๐๐จ. ๐๐๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐๐ข๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ง๐๐ฑ๐ญ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฅ๐. ๐๐จ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐? ๐ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ฌ๐ฒ? ๐๐๐ข-๐ ๐ข? ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐-๐จ๐-๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐จ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ซ๐๐ฎ๐ฆ๐? ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ก๐จ๐ข๐๐," ๐ข๐ญ ๐ฌ๐๐ข๐, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐, ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ."
I looked from the being's hand to the infinite tapestry of worlds. My death wasn't an end. It was a cliff-hanger. And the next chapter was waiting to be written. But..."What's in it for you?" I asked firmly. From what the Curator had just said, souls that had completed their "story" were rare. Yet I was just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. People like me are literally the reason why the saying "a dime a dozen" exists. What could a God-like entity want me to do that, say, a politician or rebel or actor couldn't? People with experience, with rich lives, with a damned fucking better story than me. So again I asked.
"Why?"
I looked from the being's hand to the infinite tapestry of worlds. My death wasn't an end. It was a cliff-hanger. And the next chapter was waiting to be written.
But...
"What's in it for you?" I asked firmly.
The swirling galaxies beneath us seemed to pause in their silent, majestic dance. The Curator's shadow-outline remained perfectly still. The offer hung in the air, and I let it hang. From what the Curator had just said, souls that had completed their "story" were rare. Yet I was just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. People like me are literally the reason why the saying "a dime a dozen" exists. What could a God-like entity want me to do that, say, a politician or rebel or actor couldn't? People with experience, with rich lives, with a damned fucking better story than me.
So again I asked.
"Why?"
The silence stretched, not as an absence of sound, but as a presence. It was a heavy, listening silence. Then, a pulse of what I could only interpret as... respect... emanated from the Curator.
"A pertinent question. The first of many, I suspect. You are correct. A 'dime a dozen' is an apt, if crude, quantification for the common consciousness." The shadowy form gestured, and a million of the reality-bubbles around us shimmered with scenes of mundane lives, quiet deaths, and forgotten stories. "The multiverse is built upon them. They are the background characters, the set dressing, the necessary chorus."
Another gesture, and a handful of bubbles glowed with a fierce, brilliant light. I saw the politician mid-rally, moving thousands with his words. I saw the rebel taking a bullet for her cause. I saw the actor receiving a standing ovation. "These are the protagonists. The ones whose choices create seismic shifts in their narratives. They are valuable. Sought after."
The brilliant bubbles winked out, leaving me alone with the Curator's infinite, patient gaze.
"But you ask what I want. You speak of the richness of their stories. But you misunderstand the medium." The Curator's form flowed, condensing into something more focused, more intent. "I am not a collector of finished paintings. I am a connoisseur of blank canvases and the quality of the primer."
It drifted closer. "The politician? His canvas is already covered in the thick, stubborn paint of ambition and power. The rebel? Hers is stained with the indelible pigment of ideology. The actor? A layer of vanity and perception obscures the raw material. Their stories are rich, yes, but they are also... set. Their choices become predictable. Their paths narrow. They are masterworks in their own right, but they are finished."
The being's "hand" now hovered before me, not offering the bubbles of worlds, but instead, a single, faint image appeared within it: my reflection. Not the terrified face in the truck's windshield, but me, as I was moments before the impact. Head down, lost in a story, utterly ordinary.
"You. You are not a masterwork. You are potential. Your story was not rich, but it was open. You had no grand destiny, no overwhelming passion, no defining trauma. You were... unformed. A clean, primed canvas." The Curator's voice lost its cosmic echo, becoming almost intimate. "That is what is 'in it for me.' An operator with minimal baggage. A consciousness that has known the mundane, yearned for the extraordinary through fiction, but has not been hardened by it. You are adaptable. You possess the one thing those 'richer' souls have burned away in the forging of their own stories: plausible deniability."
"Deniability?" I echoed.
"You can be placed anywhere, in any role, and you will believe it. You can adapt because you are not already someone else. You can be a hero, a villain, a baker, a king, and you will not be fighting against the ghost of your past life as a prime minister. You will simply be. For the narratives that require a truly fresh perspective, for the worlds that need a catalyst that is not already poisoned by its own history... you are not a dime a dozen. You are a rarity."
The image of my face in its palm shifted, showing the moment of impact, the brief, pure terror before the end. "And you have one more quality. You have nothing to lose. You have already faced the end. The fear of mortality, the great limiter for all living things, is gone. You know the worst has already happened. And you are still here. That makes you... fearless. And fearlessness in a protagonist makes for a very, very interesting story."
The hand retracted, and the image faded.
"So. That is the transaction. I provide the stage, the context, the narrative potential. You provide the blank slate, the adaptability, and the courage of one who has already died. We will craft a story together. Does this satisfy your query?"
It did. It was terrifying, and egotistical, and somehow the most honest deal I'd ever been offered. I wasn't chosen because I was special. I was chosen because I was empty. And in that emptiness, I had the potential to become anything.
"Just out of curiosity, are there more of your kind? Will I be performing for you alone or an audience of cosmic horrors?"
