Hi, my name is Nathanguu. I am from Montreal. I am a little haitian boy and I go to high school. I don't do the best in class because I don't like trying in a system that wasn't designed for me. If you ask me, I think our system is indoubetebly acrimonious. That's why I don't want to show my teachers my undoubtable intelligence. Every day in school, I bring my ass to the boys bathroom. My friends always find me by the bathroom. What am I doing in the bathroom? One might ask. I have a bad bladder and I cannot hold my piss. So I must go take a leak before every class so that I don't wet myself in class. One might ask, why don't I wear diapers. Because that would be embarassing. Imagine being pantsed just for there to be diapers. That's more embarassing then your cock being out after being pantsed, in my opinion. I have science classes sometimes, but it doesn't really matter because like I said, I don't want to show my intelligence to incompetent teachers. That's why I sleep in class to show my aura. While I am sleeping in my science classes, I dream about pretty ladies. But not in a sexual way because im a ladies man. One day, I wake up from my slumber in science class to then realize that my bladder was completely full.
I raise my hand
"May I go to the pissers?"
The teacher looks at me
"So now you choose to wake up? You don't even listen in class. What would make you think that I, the teacher, would let you go to the pissers."
I sigh
"Look teacher, I am already too tired from all the intellectual thinking I do at mi casa. I don't have time for this."
I stand up from my desk, chair falling down. Everyone started laughing at the absolute ridiculousness of the chair falling down.
"Silence children! Nathanguu, sit down!"
I walk torwards the door of freedom
I walk to the bathroom that's next to my locker. I notice a couple of retarded kids but I choose to ignore them because they bring me no use in this imperfect life. As I walk inside the bathroom, I see three urinals. The left and right ones are occupied. I've done this test on tiktok many times so I know my duty is to wait for one of those two to leave so that I don't need to piss in the middle urinal where I am the most vulnerable. Bad news, I REALLY needed to take a fat piss. So I did the unthinkable...
"I'm sorry, guys"
The guy on the left looks at me.
"What are you, fucking gay?"
I look at him back straight into the eyes so that I don't accidentally stare at his penis and make my case worse.
"Look dude I really needed to take a piss"
I unzip my blue baggy jeans and take my 6 inch meat stick and start relieving myself.
The guy on the right looks at me
"Nice cock!"
Words can't describe how morbidly afraid I was. The amount of stress could kill any normal person. Funny thing is...
I am a normal person
My heart stops
Next thing I know, I am dead.
What a fucking ridiculous way to die
I will never forgive myself
Dying while taking piss
I'm a fucking loser
I am a fucking joke...