Become a scumbag in dog blood [quick wear]
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Disclaimer: I don't own this book. Someone else translated it, and I'm just sharing my own definitions, tweaks, and additions — whatever pops into my insane mind. I hope you enjoy it!
This is my personal take on the story. I've altered and expanded the original as I saw fit. If you love the original, please don't read this version — just move along. But if you're curious and want to see my spin, then keep reading!
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Ever wondered what happens when a perfectly polite, slightly clueless girl suddenly decides to become the ultimate scumbag of her universe? Yeah… meet our heroine — or anti - heroine, depending on how you look at it.
She's smart, she's ruthless when necessary, and thanks to a broken system literally glued to her brain, she's on a ticking clock. Fail the system, and boom — you die. No pressure. Just the small detail of staying alive while navigating the absurd chaos of other people's romantic disasters.
So, naturally, she goes full - blown strategy mode. And by "strategy mode," I mean she's a white - lotus - level manipulator who can seduce, scheme, and shock people with the same eyebrow raise. She's got commissions to complete, like:
• Make the vixen who stole someone's fiancé regret ever existing.
• Convince a man that his inexperienced, completely innocent wife is the reason he can't eat lunch without gagging.
• Ensure some poor woman trips, falls, or face - plants off the metaphorical — or literal — altar because… why not?
And she handles it all with the delicate finesse of a cat wearing high heels on a marble floor. Or maybe like a fox in a silk dress — who's probably laughing at you while doing it.
Of course, there's seduction. Lots of it. At first, she's awkward, fumbling, pretending she knows what she's doing — but spoiler: she's way better than anyone expects. And as it turns out, playing the role of the scumbag is dangerously effective. Hearts get stolen, exes get owned, and innocent bystanders get thoroughly confused while trying to figure out whether they're scandalized or just impressed. Hint: they're probably both.
But survival isn't her only motivation. There's the small thrill of chaos, the occasional "oops - I - accidentally - made - you - fall - in - love - with - me" moments, and a lingering question: can she really seduce everyone and still come out unscathed — or at least alive?
In her journey, she climbs more social ladders than a caffeinated spider. One minute she's the girlfriend of the top male lead who's handsome enough to stop traffic and sarcastic enough to make you question every life choice. The next, she's the little sister - in - law of the most dramatic scumbag you've ever met.
Somehow, she ends up married into family trees that are way too complicated, dealing with exes, stepmothers, and mothers - in - law who should probably have their own reality show. And she does all this while staying impeccably stylish and somehow scandalously innocent at the same time.
Now, don't get it twisted: she's not just chaotic for fun. She's got skills. Sharp wit, sharper tongue, and a brain capable of planning seven steps ahead while multitasking romance, revenge, and pure entertainment.
Every lie she tells, every flirt she tosses like a grenade, every accidental - on - purpose scandal she creates — all of it is carefully calculated. And yet… the universe has a funny way of turning the tables.
See, while she's busy plotting, scheming, and seducing, she keeps bumping into situations that flip her strategy upside down. Her "perfect plan" of humiliation often backfires in ways that are… delicious. Ex - boyfriends swoon in inconvenient places. Secret admirers make ill - timed confessions.
Random strangers somehow become allies — or competitors — in her relentless climb. Each "failure" becomes a ridiculous, sexy, laugh - out - loud scenario that leaves her and everyone else a little breathless, a little flustered, and very aware of the sheer chaos of her existence.
Oh, and yes, there's romance. But not the boring, straightforward kind. The sexy kind. The kind where a glance can spark a small scandal, a brush of hands can ignite a fire, and every word has double meanings that make your pulse skip. She flirts, she teases, she provokes, and she wins. The people around her? Mostly clueless. The ones who think they're in control? Hilariously wrong. And our heroine? She's laughing the whole way, enjoying every spicy, slightly scandalous step.
But don't be fooled — she's not evil. She's just… extremely opportunistic. And irresistibly fun. She rides the line between innocence and seduction, between scumbag and sweetheart, and between genius and chaotic mess.
One minute she's sweet and almost vulnerable. The next, she's plotting an elaborate revenge that involves charming, shocking, and possibly humiliating multiple people in the most entertaining ways possible. And somehow, it works — mostly. Sometimes. When the stars align… and she hasn't completely overreached.
Reading her story is like watching a romantic comedy, a high - stakes drama, and a steamy scandal unfold simultaneously, but with bonus points for witty dialogue, awkwardly sexy moments, and those oh no she didn't scenes that make you snort - laugh in public. It's messy, it's hilarious, and yes… it's scandalously satisfying.
By the end, she's not just surviving; she's thriving. She's become the ultimate wildcard: someone who can steal hearts, manipulate exes, own family gatherings, and scandalize an entire social circle without breaking a sweat — or maybe only a little sweat. Everyone else? They're trying to catch up. Everyone else is playing checkers while she's playing three - dimensional chess, and the results are equal parts sexy, funny, and chaos - filled.
In short: this is a story about a girl who refuses to be ordinary, who refuses to be powerless, and who embraces every ridiculous, sexy, chaotic advantage the universe throws her way. It's a tale of seduction, strategy, laughter, and survival — sprinkled with scandal, drama, and more than a little spice. You'll laugh, you'll blush, you'll gasp, and you'll probably think, "Wow… she actually did that?" multiple times. And you'll love every second of it.
So buckle up. The heroine — no, the scumbag extraordinaire — is here, and she's not just breaking hearts. She's rewriting the rules of love, revenge, and absolute chaos. Sexy, funny, scandalous, and cunning: this is the story you didn't know you needed, but once it hits, you'll never forget.