Chapter 3 - George Lopez speaking of barb or sh op sanders

You ever notice how George Lopez acts like his show never got canceled? Like he's still living full‑time in Bahía de Los Angeles — which I think he actually believes is Los Angeles.Meanwhile, I'm syndicated too — just replaying the same four conversations every day and pretending I'm bilingual. I mean, the only Spanish I really speak is Walmart Spanish. You know, like "¿Dónde están los tazones para mezclar?" — basically, "help me find the mixing bowls."So yeah, I don't speak fluent Mexican… I speak broke‑Mexican. They call it "white," but it's spelled Y‑T‑E.And they call Gabriel Iglesias "Fluffy," right? Well, call me Flat Line — 'cause instead of cake, I get government pi.No "e" in pi, baby — budget cuts.