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Chapter 6 - Chapter 6

2. Star Wars (2)

Recently, there was a meme becoming slightly viral in the affiliated community of the 'Trans-Dimensional Streaming' site, commonly known as 'Dimensional Gallery.'

FORUM POST Title: Did you guys watch the broadcast of the streamer from a dimension called Earth who broadcasted a while ago???

Fuck I had nothing to do usually so I watched it once because a new streamer appeared and the broadcast content was damn funny lolololol

The broadcast content wasn't even 30 minutes long but it was fun in its own way and decisively the items made on Earth are damn fascinating too lol

He promised to turn on the broadcast again later so if he really broadcasts I plan to run there unconditionally haha

However, sadly, the reaction to such posts was initially extremely cold.

COMMENTS User: Fuck off with the viral marketing retard User: Now you're going as far as to do viral marketing about a completely unheard-of dimension called Earth lololol User: That streamer will probably just pour out a bunch of educational broadcast-like content anyway lolol It's obvious even without watching really User: These days streamer bastards' content are all boring so even the guys who subscribed aren't watching, would they watch a newbie broadcast lololol

It was so.

Most of the streamers currently broadcasting on the 'Trans-Dimensional Streaming' platform were actually mass-producing only boring and dull content.

System Notification: Popular Broadcasts

[Martial Arts World) 1st Place – Flame Flower: The essence of Fire Spirit Divine Art, first reveal today]

[Yggdrasil) 1st Place – Heavenly Emperor: I will show you the 7 Spirit Kings for the first time in history]

[Petra) 1st Place – Steel Prosthetic Arm: I tried making a Golem that moves alive automatically]

[Endymion) 1st Place - Magic Emperor: Only those who want to see the 10th circle magic I newly developed enter]

As proof, isn't the broadcast content of the streamers currently running in 1st place in each dimension in this shape and form?

Of course, it didn't mean that such content was bad.

If one is learning martial arts, they could gain enlightenment by watching the broadcast of the [Martial Arts World] channel.

If one is a wizard, they could get help in raising their realm by witnessing the transcendental magic shown by the 'Magic Emperor.'

But no matter how tasty white rice is, one cannot live eating only that for 365 days.

If one is a person, even if they know well that it's not good for the body, don't they have to put snacks in their mouth occasionally?

Similarly, the viewers of 'Trans-Dimensional Streaming' needed dopamine.

Not boring and pedantic broadcasts about how internal energy is or how the flow of mana is, but just fun broadcasts that one can watch thoughtlessly while emptying their head!

At that moment, several posts related to a specific streamer started coming up in the gallery.

FORUM POST Title: Ah lololol the broadcast of the streamer from Earth was seriously funny lololol

I watched the recorded broadcast someone uploaded and the Elf eating meat and falling to become a carnivore is really damn funny lolololol

World Tree will shed tears of blood sooner or later lolololol

If you guys have time I recommend watching it once time flies lolol

COMMENTS User: Fr lol I watched it thinking I was being fooled by viral marketing but it was surprisingly funny lololol User: Actually the killing point is that she didn't really eat meat but ate phone-meat lol User: Much more honey-jam than showing whatever magic whatever martial arts every single day lololol User: Rather than that I found the food called cup noodle damn fascinating, just how does it become food just by pouring hot water??? User: Alchemist bastards show off every single day but can't even make something like this tsk User: ↳ I am an incumbent Alchemist but looking at the item called cup noodle I felt like my intelligence regressed to a Goblin, I won't take questions User: ↳ ↳ Lololol damn incompetent bastards lololol FORUM POST Title: Actually they sell things called 'Cup Noodles' in our dimension too. I'll send it via dimensional delivery to only the first 10 people

Actually it's a lie.... People of our dimension don't even know what a cup noodle is....

Actually for noodles I've only eaten somen sold at inns....

A more surprising fact is that I don't live in the Martial Arts World dimension so I haven't even been to an inn....

For reference, I'm a huge fan of Flame Flower, Demon King, and Magic Emperor

Ah today too I should play the mad movie of Flame Flower Demon King Magic Emperor before going to sleep...

COMMENTS User: Actually is it even true that you wrote this post??? User: ↳ Lolololol User: Ah son of a bitch I came in with a damn fluttering heart seriously User: Filtering this bastard's post, is there even a dimension that sells things called cup noodles other than Earth;; No matter how much I search there aren't even similar items;; FORUM POST Title: I'm telling the story of tasting the recently hot topic 'Cup Noodle' through sense of taste sharing...ssul

[Writer: BestSpeciesInTheUniverseElf]

No words needed it's damn tasty

I have not a single shred of regret about falling to become a carnivore

If there's an opportunity to share sense of taste again next time I'll put in damn lots of sponsorship and do it again haha COMMENTS User: There's a rumor that you're a military serving high school girl Elf is that fr? User: ↳ 🖕 User: I thought you were a jobless bum who writes useless posts and trolls every single day but actually if you try you knew how to write posts like this too I'm proud User: ↳ Are you perhaps the writer's mom? User: ↳ ↳ Please take care of our Elf in the future too aside from the fact that the kid is a jobless bum and a loser from birth so she goes around trolling in the community she is a very kind child... User: ↳ ↳ (Writer) Wanna die seriously???? User: ↳ Lolololol

Thinking about it, the reason the entire gallery is lively due to the broadcast of a new streamer from Earth with not much content is.

I don't know the difficult stuff, but isn't it fun for now?

Of course, if considering the total number of users in the gallery, the people who took the bait were just a handful.

COMMENTS User: Hmm is it to that extent User: I'll be fooled for the last time hand over the coordinates for now yeah

Even so, it was a fact that the interest in the streamer from Earth increased much more than before.

That must have been why.

FORUM POST Title: Cup Noodle-Zwa turned on the broadcast!!!!!

Cup Noodle-Zwa posted an announcement just now that he'll turn on the broadcast in a bit

He even previewed that he's sorry for the short broadcast last time and will show something damn big this time shiver

Of course we have to go watch right????

COMMENTS User: I thought for a long time about who Cup Noodle-Zwa was you fucker lololol User: Cup Noodle-Zwa is acknowledged... I should quit mom's errand and go watch the broadcast right now yeah User: I searched for a long time wondering what Cup Noodle-Zwa was shit do you really have to write a post in the gallery that such a nobody is broadcasting User: ↳ Fr giggling with a meme only they know is fr disgusting User: ↳ ↳ Just be fooled and go watch once Cup Noodle-Zwa broadcast is honey-jam yeah User: ↳ ↳ Bullshit lol I searched and he broadcasted for about 30 minutes

Apart from many people being sick and tired of the post that was close to viral marketing, people gathered at the news that 'Cup Noodle-Zwa' turned on the broadcast.

That number was a whopping 300.

Compared to the total number of users using the 'Trans-Dimensional Streaming' service, it was really nothing special, but it was a tremendous number, 10 times the people who watched 'Cup Noodle-Zwa's' broadcast a while ago.

And.

"Hello, viewers. Nice to meet you. And... I'm sorry."

As soon as the broadcast started, Seo-jin immediately bowed his head towards the viewers.

CHAT LOG Viewer: ??? Why suddenly an apology? Viewer: Originally he intended to type hi but suddenly became embarrassed yeah

"It's nothing but... Last time, maybe because I broadcasted while drinking alcohol, I felt sorry that the broadcast seemed to end too quickly."

CHAT LOG Viewer: It's fine it's fine it was fun so it's done Viewer: Still you pulled out a legendary scene in a broadcast that wasn't even an hour long lolol Viewer: Thanks to you, an Elf youth who was living a jobless-bum-gallery-addict life has become quite diligent they say... Viewer: ↳ Even though it looks like this it's a touching true story sob Viewer: ↳ Lolololol Viewer: If you go to the gallery and search a bit you'll know the details well...

"...Gallery? I understand for now. Checked."

For a moment, Seo-jin's eyes shone while looking at the comments coming up in the chat window.

He was just worrying about how to grasp the viewers' reactions or public opinion, but he learned useful information that there is a community where viewers gathered.

'I should go in once after the broadcast ends later. I might get good information.'

But that is a story strictly for after the broadcast ends.

For now, it was time to focus on the broadcast content prepared for today.

"After ending the broadcast like that last time, I thought slowly. Just what content I should bring for you guys to feel fun."

"Just in time, quite a lot of people took an interest in cup noodles, which can be called a specialty of Earth, in the last broadcast. To be honest, I was surprised. I didn't think Earth's culture would be something that arouses such great interest in those in other dimensions."

CHAT LOG Viewer: Originally the users of this platform like looking at other dimensions' products that's why Viewer: Fr looking at something that's not in our dimension is quite fun indeed Viewer: But now since they are all known dimensions and known streamers even watching isn't fun lol

"I also empathize with your opinions. Originally, overseas travel is similar to that too. At first, things look unfamiliar and fascinating, but if you see the same thing every day, it's bound to become dull and boring."

"So I prepared it. Not something that you get tired of and find cliché as you watch, but Earth's content produced solely for the purpose of supplying dopamine to people."

CHAT LOG Viewer: ??? What is that??? Viewer: In the dimension called Earth they make something solely to give pleasure to people??? Really???? Viewer: In our dimension they inject drugs directly into the brain and forcibly inject pleasure though??? Thinking like that it's nothing special lol Viewer: ↳ ?????? Viewer: ↳ Crazy bastard lolololol Viewer: ↳ Please continue to be happy by injecting drugs into your head diligently in the future~ Viewer: So just what content did you prepare please tell us the main point quickly

"Ah, I didn't tell you that. The Earth-made content I will show you first today is... exactly a movie."

CHAT LOG Viewer: Yes? Viewer: A movie??? Viewer: If it's a movie you mean that thing where stories are captured in video right? Viewer: I saw a few uploaded on the community but honestly saying they are fun is a bit...

"No, I don't know what you watched, but this time you can look forward to it. The movie I'm introducing today, that is 「Star Wars」, is a movie that is on a different level from those things."

Otherwise, the movie called 「Star Wars」 wouldn't have remained as a legend of Earth over the past 50 years.

"...Ah, for reference, if you ask what the genre of this movie is...."

He grinned and opened his mouth.

"It is Authentic Martial Arts."

Sign it.

The genre of 「Star Wars」 is, Authentic Martial Arts...!

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