A trash pill?
Not even if given for free?
Hearing the God of Destruction belittle the divine-grade pill that could treat any cause of infertility...
...as worthless.
Jin Mian couldn't help but smile to himself.
Very well!
Once I finish introducing the effects of this pill...
...if you, the God of Destruction, can still maintain that expression...
...then I'll be impressed by you.
He snatched the pill back.
Sighing, he said, "Fine, since you, the God of Destruction, look down on my trash pill, I'll just take it back."
"Oh, right, I forgot to tell you."
"This pill is a divine-grade pill specifically for treating infertility symptoms!"
Hearing these words...
The God of Destruction, who had just looked disgusted...
...immediately turned serious.
But then he thought...
It wasn't like he was infertile.
The reason he and the Goddess of Life had no children...
...was entirely because the Destructive Origin he possessed absolutely repelled Life.
But Jin Mian's next words caused a spark of light...
...to shine in his dim eyes.
"Also, this pill targets infertility including all symptoms, such as those caused by energy repulsion, innate factors, and the like."
God of Destruction: (☆▽☆)!!!
"What a pity, what a pity..."
"Since you don't want this pill, I'll just keep it for someone destined to have it."
Just as Jin Mian was about to put the hundred-completeness great tonic pill back into his storage space...
Suddenly...
A pair of large hands grabbed him tightly.
The God of Destruction, who previously felt nothing...
...was now looking at him with a face full of anticipation.
His hands seemed to be trembling from excessive excitement.
"Are... are you telling the truth?!"
"This pill can even treat infertility caused by energy repulsion?!"
"Guaranteed!"
"Go ask around in the Spirit Hall."
Anything from Jin Mian is bound to be a masterpiece!"
System: [That sounds like my line, doesn't it?]
Jin Mian: That's not important.
After getting a definite answer...
The God of Destruction was overjoyed.
He thought to himself...
His wish for many years to have a child (daughter) finally had a chance to come true!
Jin Mian smiled slightly and said, "Why say so much? You don't want this pill anyway, and you even looked disgusted. Forget it, you and the Sea God should return to the God Realm as soon as possible."
"Who said I don't want it? Who said this pill is trash?"
"This pill is fantastic!"
"Please, you must give me the pill."
Then he put his arm around Jin Mian's shoulders.
"As long as you give me the pill, we'll each have our own way of addressing each other from now on."
"I'll call you Big Brother, and you call me Little Brother!"
"If that's not enough, I'll have my child acknowledge you as their godfather in the future?"
"How about it?"
To get this pill...
The God of Destruction could be said to have completely disregarded his dignity as a God King.
Jin Mian crossed his arms over his chest.
He raised his head.
"You didn't want it when it was free? Now you want it?"
"Too late!"
"The price of this pill has gone up!"
"You must first agree to two of my conditions."
At this moment, the God of Destruction, who wanted to have a child of their own with the Goddess of Life...
...was just like the Shenron from Dragon Ball.
He said with a smile, "It's just conditions, go ahead and ask!"
"Don't just say two conditions, even if it's two hundred or two thousand!"
"For me, it's just two words."
"Will do!"
Seeing this...
Jin Mian was not polite at all and slowly held up one finger.
"The first condition: find a reason to tell Poseidon that after Ye Lingling becomes the new Sea God, he cannot leave immediately; he must stay for a full hundred thousand years before he can freely depart."
That shameless Poseidon...
...wanting to get a God Position successor for nothing...
...how could it be that easy?
He must stay behind and work!
"Fine! No problem, I agree!"
The God of Destruction didn't even think about it.
He agreed readily.
As the saying goes, better a dead fellow Daoist than a dead me.
It was Poseidon's interests that were being harmed.
What did it have to do with him, the God of Destruction?
Poseidon, who was on the side: Why do I suddenly feel uneasy?
Seeing the God of Destruction so straightforward...
Jin Mian continued, "The second condition is also very simple. After I succeed your Destruction God Position, you and the Goddess of Life cannot just throw down your burdens and leave the God Realm to enjoy yourselves; you must stay for a full million years before leaving."
"Note! The million years I'm talking about here refers to God Realm time, not mortal world time."
"Holy crap!"
"Why is it so much when it comes to us!"
After hearing the second condition...
A look of resistance clearly appeared on the God of Destruction's face.
A million years!
And it's God Realm time.
What's the difference between this and signing a deed of sale?
He rubbed his nose.
Attempting to bargain: "Well... isn't this time a bit too long? How about a hundred thousand years in the mortal world?"
"Take care, I won't see you out." Jin Mian waved his hand.
He was directly about to see the guest off.
The God of Destruction hurriedly said, "Wait, wait, wait, let's talk, let's talk. How about a hundred thousand years in the God Realm? It can't be any higher; we really can't stay for a million years."
Jin Mian thought for a moment.
A hundred thousand years in the God Realm seemed acceptable.
Then he threw the pill to the God of Destruction.
"Fine! A hundred thousand it is. The pill is yours; now go and persuade Poseidon."
"Just watch."
This time, the God of Destruction, who had received the pill...
...had none of the disgust from a few minutes ago, but instead held it like a rare treasure.
He cupped the pill in the palm of his hand.
After putting it away...
...he then turned his gaze toward Poseidon.
"Dong-zi, I forgot to tell you, Ye Lingling, this Sea God successor, isn't for free."
"You have to pay a price."
"What price?"
Poseidon was completely bewildered.
No, Big Brother...
Everything was fine just now, there was no price, and we were even preparing to return to the God Realm.
How come after you said a few words to Jin Mian...
...there's a price?
The God of Destruction said, "It's not a very serious price. It's just that after this girl Ye Lingling becomes the new Sea God, you can't leave the God Realm directly; you must stay in the God Realm for a full two hundred thousand years!"
"What!"
"Two hundred thousand years!"
Poseidon was shocked.
Jin Mian was also quite surprised.
He had said a hundred thousand years, but Destruction had doubled it.
Poseidon was very reluctant: "No, you didn't just..."
"Just now was just now! Now is now!"
"Who told you not to ask just now."
"I'll give you two choices: either agree to the conditions, or I'll give you a beating and then you'll agree."
"But I must remind you, I don't know my own strength; if you're gone, that wouldn't be good."
The God of Destruction spoke overbearingly.
"..."
"This is a forced sale."
Poseidon finally understood.
If he didn't agree today, he probably shouldn't think about returning to the God Realm.
At the same time, he was also curious.
What on earth did Jin Mian say to the God of Destruction?
To make his attitude change so drastically.
What?
Could he make you have a child?
Finally, gritting his teeth and stomping his feet: "Fine! I agree!"
Afterwards.
The God of Destruction took Poseidon and rushed back to the God Realm in a hurry.
After taking the hundred-completeness great tonic pill...
The God of Destruction instantly felt the Destructive Origin undergo a change.
He saw that the Destructive Origin, which used to be uncontrollable and would actively destroy any object regardless of time or place...
...could now be controlled at will, whether to destroy or not.
After feeling the change...
He ran to the Forest of Life without stopping.
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