My heart is pounding. A primal excitement, far more intense than checking university acceptance results, wrapped around my entire body.
I placed my trembling fingers on the keyboard.
Clack, clack-clack.
[Title: Guys, men really don't go to the army?]
Author: TinkyWinky
Do they really not go?
Comments (4)
[Anon(223.xxx)]: Because they are men, f*ck. [HappyToBeAWoman]: Yeah. But if you want to go, you can. ↳ [TinkyWinky]: If I don't want to go, can I not go? ↳ [HappyToBeAWoman]: Yeah. [Title: Fr men don't go to the army?]
Author: TinkyWinky
Why don't they go?
Comments (6)
[Anon(223.xxx)]: They don't go, you rtard. ↳ [TinkyWinky]: Why don't they go? ↳ [Anon(223.xxx)]: There aren't any men, so how would they go, fck. ↳ [TinkyWinky]: Why are there no men? ↳ [Anon(223.xxx)]: Do I know? Ah f*ck I want to have seexxxxxxxx. ↳ [TinkyWinky]: Huh... [Title: What kind of bullsht happened for the gender ratio in this other world to be so miserable?]
Author: TinkyWinky
Huh...
Comments (17)
[Anon(223.xxx)]: This guy has been talking nonsense for a while now, did you seriously come from another world? ↳ [TinkyWinky]: How did you know?
[Anon(223.xxx)]: Because of my fcking age it feels so shtty... right now my hands and feet are shaking, headache, diarrhea, vomiting and when I came to I realized I sht and peed myself... chills, fever, muscle spasms, quadriplegia-a-a-a-a-a. ↳ [TinkyWinky]: Huh... ↳ [Anon(110.xxx)]: Hahahaha are you crazy? ↳ [HawawaHighSchoolBoy]: Hahahahahahahahahaha. ↳ [Anon(39.xxx)]: Looooool he's nuts. ↳ [Anon(106.xxx)]: If this was a man it would be a huge reward f*ck.. ↳ [Anon(217.xxx)]: Hahahahahahahahahaha.
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[Title: Upvote if you are a man not going to the army lololol]
Author: TinkyWinky
Starting with me.
I'm not going to the army. Bye bye rtards.
Comments (5)
[NationalSlaveContest]: This guy was shtposting and acting up for a while now, turns out he was a troll.
[Anon(110.xxx)]: Was he a guy? ↳ [Anon(223.xxx)]: Would he be? 99.9% probability it's a bitch who won the lottery and got exempted pretending to be a man.
[HappyToBeAWoman]: If you're a real man why are you sh*tposting in the Military Gallery...? ↳ [Anon(110.xxx)]: Because that is what a troll does (nod).
Clack, clack-clack.
[ I'm really a man lol ]
Click──
Fixed Nickname blocked by the Military Manager.
[Block Duration: 31 Days] / [Reason: Trolling]
. . .
Staring blankly at the block message on the monitor, I slowly leaned my body back against the chair.
Whether I was blocked or cursed at, that wasn't important. What was important was the confirmation that I could avoid going to the army.
A physically healthy South Korean male in his 20s. If this were my original world, I, Seol Jin-hyuk, would have been helplessly graded as Level 2 Active Duty in the physical examination and dragged off to the training camp.
"...Wow. I'm really not going."
I covered my mouth with both hands, barely swallowing the cheer that was about to burst out. A thrilling sensation, intense enough to twist my internal organs, shot up my spine and pierced right into my brain.
Hnggg—!
I'm not joking, feeling like this right now, I think I could even ejaculate without an erection!
Day 5 since I drank myself stupid and broke my head.
The dream of military exemption has come true.