On how to anger two people at the same time with one action.
The answer is to screw them over, pat your butt, and run.
Shinji really patted himself twice, then carried his broken sword, and walked with a 'who cares' gait... and ran.
If there was only Kakuzu alone, he might have continued to try.
But after the disaster diversion failed, he successfully attracted Konan's hatred.
Two against one, it wasn't completely impossible to fight.
It just required a desperate effort.
The problem was that there was no benefit in winning, and it would be over if he lost.
Shinji just wanted to farm his Cursed Spirits properly, and didn't want to get into the big trouble of the Akatsuki organization for the time being.
If it wasn't for being robbed of his monsters and being unable to swallow his anger, he wouldn't have bothered Kakuzu before.
Now that he had successfully blown up one of Kakuzu's hearts, and also used Kakuzu's hand to hit Konan, it was considered a vent of anger.
So Shinji decided to let Kakuzu and Konan go for now, and he would settle this account slowly in the future.
It was just that his 'magnanimity' did not move Kakuzu and Konan.
On the contrary, they didn't seem to intend to let him go!
Konan flew directly from the air, and Kakuzu also strode forward to chase after him.
Seeing this, Shinji immediately 'kindly' reminded them, "You two are lucky today, hurry up and leave, and I'll teach you a lesson next time."
Hearing this, Kakuzu laughed in anger, "No need for next time, I want to see how you teach us a lesson now."
"That's what you said, no regrets?"
"I'll regret it if I don't kill you today!"
"Okay."
After saying this, Shinji really didn't run, but turned around again, looking seriously at Kakuzu and Konan, who were chasing after him, with a delicate card in his hand at some point.
Such an abnormal move immediately made Kakuzu and Konan pull their vigilance to the maximum, and subconsciously slowed down, suspecting that the other party was cornered and used some weird forbidden technique or something.
In order to avoid capsizing in the gutter, neither of them took the lead for a while.
It was just that their hesitation didn't mean that Shinji, who had stopped, would hesitate.
Shinji immediately injected a trace of cursed energy into the card in his hand to activate it. The next moment, a little zombie only half a meter tall, wearing official clothes and with rouge on its cheeks, appeared out of thin air.
The little zombie looked very cute, and there was a talisman on its forehead.
When Shinji locked on to Kakuzu with his thoughts, the little zombie immediately skillfully took off the talisman on its forehead, and then stared at Kakuzu with its big black eyes and spoke?!
"You unlucky kid, be careful of falling to your death~"
After speaking, it dipped its fingers in saliva and put the talisman back on its forehead, disappearing.
Damn it!
A zombie actually opened its mouth to speak?
And it was a dialect with an accent!
And what was with the skilled action of taking off and sticking the talisman?
So arrogant, aren't you afraid that Uncle Nine will send Qidian disciples to catch you?!
For a time, there were too many things to complain about, and Shinji didn't know where to start.
Obviously, what he took out just now was the [Mischievous Ghost's Temporary Curse Card] that he had previously won in the lottery.
[Mischievous Ghost's Temporary Curse Card]
Effect: Must faceplant when walking
Time Limit: Five minutes
It was just that this form of use was a bit too unexpected.
Until the little zombie disappeared, Kakuzu and Konan were still full of vigilance and some confusion.
What happened just now?
Was that weird child summoned by the other party?
It didn't seem like it.
And how did it disappear?
"Hmph, acting mysterious!"
Kakuzu felt that he had seen through the other party's tricks at a glance, and immediately raised his leg and walked.
As a result, there was a thud, Kakuzu's foot slipped, and he faceplanted on the spot.
Because he had three masked monsters gathering energy on his left arm, and he had no chance to retrieve his right arm that had been cut off, Kakuzu's fall was very embarrassing.
His entire face was directly printed on the ground...
"Pfft"
Shinji couldn't help but laugh at the time.
The reason why he didn't run again just now was also to see how the specific effect of this card was.
So far, it was still good.
Kakuzu, who was ridiculed, could be said to be full of anger, not knowing who to vent it on.
After getting up quickly, he took another step, and crasssh, he fell again, still a faceplant.
And this time he fell even harder, and a tooth was knocked out.
"What kind of ninjutsu is this?" Kakuzu, with a mouth full of blood, wanted to ask clearly.
"Beg me, beg me and I'll tell you, hehe."
No one answered. Shinji curled his lips and turned to leave.
"Don't even think about running!"
Kakuzu was very sure that he must have been hit, and it was very likely related to the strange child who had appeared just now.
"Earth Grudge Fear!"
A large number of black threads were bundled and aggregated again, forming eight tentacles to replace his legs for movement.
As a result, there was another thud.
Kakuzu fell to the ground again.
Konan, Kakuzu: "..."
"Don't worry about me, go and kill that guy!" Kakuzu said with a gloomy face as he stood up again. After falling three times in a row, he didn't dare to take another step.
Konan frowned, seeming to weigh the pros and cons. Kakuzu was immediately anxious, "Quick, don't let him run away."
Konan sighed in her heart and finally flew in the air to chase after him.
Finally, there was no one around. Kakuzu hesitated again and again and tried again.
Raise his foot, forward, fall...
Thud!
Damn it!
Kakuzu, whose nose was aching, finally gave up this time.
He didn't know how that guy did this, there was actually a ninjutsu that made people faceplant continuously?
Kakuzu was very annoyed, but fortunately, he could still do a lot of things even if he stood still.
After a while, the black threads instantly lengthened, accurately capturing his lost right arm, and then rolled it back and began to sew it up.
But at this moment, a figure suddenly returned!
"How dare you!"
Kakuzu immediately realized that the other party had taken the opportunity to shake off Konan, and then used the time difference to come back to deal with him first.
At this time, he couldn't move, and was no different from a living target!
Estimating the distance between the two, with that kid's speed, it was definitely too late to release the final shot again.
Kakuzu didn't sit still and wait for death. Two masked monsters immediately jumped out of his back and began to release ninjutsu towards Shinji.
And he himself first used Earth Release: Earth Spear to harden his skin and increase his defense.
"Blood Manipulation Technique: Supernova!"
The blood released after compression was like a shotgun, spraying out a large number of powerful bullets.
Kakuzu was instantly hit head-on and let out a muffled groan.
Although these blood bullets still didn't break through his defense, the powerful impact pushed him back a step.
This retreat caused a problem.
Kakuzu suddenly lost his balance and was about to faceplant!
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