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Milky Way Department break room

Dave: "You should join me in the Earth Division, you basically just watch them and keep the planet habitable for — no we stopped core swapping after the first round."

Josh: "Damn it, I knew I should've transferred before the second lot… I wonder how Venus Division is going."

Dave: "You'll have to ask Vick, tell him I said hi if you see him. Anyway, you should transfer from Star Maintenance. How do you even work in there, isn't it like a million degrees?"

Sam: "Sorry I'm late – oh fuck you too. Pluto Isnt that bad. Just because your stupid humans call it a dwarf doesn't mean it is. "

Dave: "They aren't mine, blame the …Lifeform Department."

Josh: "For your information Dave it's only six hundred thousand – who's pager is that?"

Dave: "OH SHIT! — oh wait never mind. Couple of humans forgot how to fly and hit some towers. I thought it was Yellowstone going off."

Sam: "Dave …you're an idiot."

Daniel: "DAAAAVE! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE FUCKING HUMANS!"

Dave: "OH SHIT! SOMEONE HELP! …SAM?"

Sam: "I remember working in Star Maintenance before getting transferred to — PISS OFF! — before I got transferred to Pluto Division. Quasars were my favourite, spun half the ones out in Andromeda. — GO DO YOUR JOB!"

Daniel: "DAVE IF YOU DON'T CLEANUP THE HUMANS MESS IM TRANSFERRING YOU TO PLUTO SO SAM CAN KICK YOUR ASS!"

Lance: "Guys ya'know your break —"

Vick: "Lance, Lance, Lance. Just let them be. Dan might actually kill them this time."

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