N1)The 2nd of April 2019 a 21 year old man by the name of Peter Colin went for his daily therapy session.
DR, PHILIP:Good afternoon Peter,how has the mediation been going?
PETER:It's not working,I'm still hearing the voice inside my head.Is there anything else I could do?
DR, PHILIP: Sorry Peter but the Medical Bored said if you do not improve within a week I should stop helping you.
PETER: What do you mean you can't help me?,I need the help please!
DR, PHILEP: Sorry there's nothing I can do the bored has finalized their decision.
PETER: Okay so that's how it's going to be then!
DR, PHILEP: Peter wait!!!
PETER:No! you'll pay , you'll all pay for this,this isn't the last time you see me.I will get my revenge if it's the last thing I do!
N2)3 hours later Peter went home and sat on his bed and was talking to himself,or so he thought.
PETER:They think I'm crazy,well I'll show them I'll show them all!
VOICE:Yesss, I feel your anger,let it flow don't hold it back.
PETER: Where are you!?Show yourself!
VOICE: Okay,go to the Bathroom and look in the mirror.
PETER: Okay?
N3)Peter walks into the bathroom and looks into the mirror.
PETER:I'm here where are you!?
VOICE: PETER!!!
PETER:What the fuck is wrong with you!?
VOICE:Hahahaha
PETER: Okay I'm out of here.
VOICE:I can help you.
PETER:Help me with what?
VOICE:Get revenge on your enemies.
PETER:My enemies?
VOICE:Yess,all you have to do is help me with something.
PETER:Like what?
VOICE: There are these people I want dead and I need you.
PETER:So you expect me to kill people and who are they?
VOICE:They are Demons.
PETER:What!you expect me a human to kill demons!?are you out of your mind!
VOICE: You'll have my help,all you have to do is let me in.
PETER:Like possessing me?
VOICE:No like taking control of half your body.
PETER:That's possession but okay what's in it for me?
VOICE:What!were you not listening to a word I said, you'll get your revenge on your enemies.
PETER:But what if I die?
VOICE:You not going to die.
PETER:Okay then what if I get arrested for murder.
Voice:We fight together,we fly together and we ride together but if you get arrested that's on you.
PETER:You the one telling me to do this shit.
VOICE:You not going to get arrested okay,so do we have a deal?
PETER:Deal!
VOICE:Pleasure doing business with you.Hahahahaha!.First we go for Osca the water demon.
PETER:Water demon okay....Oh do we first demon powers?
VOICE:It's called elementals and no "We" don't.
PETER:Then what do we have?
VOICE:I'm the son of Lucifer Morningstar so.
PETER:Okay,but what's your name?
VOICE: Zandric ,the name is Zandric.
PETER: Zandric,cool where do we find this Oscar?
ZANDRIC:The Nether World.
PETER:The,the Nether World?!
ZANDRIC:Yes the Nether World.
PETER:How do we get there?
ZANDRIC:The same way I got here.Go to your basement!
N4)Peter walks to the basement and sits on a chair.
PETER:Okay now what?
ZANDRIC:Draw a pentagram on the ground.
PETER: Okay, I'll be right back.
N5) Peter went to get some paint and came back and drew the pentagram on the ground.
PETER:Okay now what?
ZANDRIC:Cut your hand and drop the blood in the centre of the pentagram.
PETER: Okay here we go.
N6)Peter picks up a piece of glass and cuts his hand and drops the blood in the centre of the pentagram.
PETER:Ouch!
ZANDRIC:Pussy!
PETER:Piss off!
N7)A portal opens up on the ground and Peter jumps into it.
PETER:So how long have we been falling?
ZANDRIC:7 minutes.
PETER:When are we getting there?!
ZANDRIC: Right about now!
N8)Peter falls out of the portal onto he's back.
PETER:Ah!
ZANDRIC:Suck it up cupcake!
PETER: Okay god damnit.
ZANDRIC: DON'T SAY THAT NAME!!
PETER:Okay geez!?
ZANDRIC: First we have to get something.
PETER:What?
ZANDRIC:A spirit gun!
PETER:Oh yeah now we talking.
N9) Zandric and Peter made their way to an old wooden house on the far edge of the Nether.
PETER:Is this the place?
ZANDRIC:Yes,come on let's go inside.
PETER:It's a little scary,do we have to?!
ZANDRIC:Do you want to die?
PETER:No?
ZANDRIC:THEN GET IN THE HOUSE!!
PETER: Okay, okay!
N10)Peter enters the house and starts to look around to find the spirit gun and after 5 minutes they found it.
PETER:Is this it?
ZANDRIC:Yes now pick it up and let's go!
PETER:If I touch it I would die right?
ZANDRIC:I'm going to kill you if you keep asking this dumb ass questions!
PETER:Fine.
N11) Zandric hears something outside the house.
ZANDRIC:Shhh!
PETER:What?
ZANDRIC:Take the gun now!
PETER: Okay.
WOMEN VOICE: Zandric,come out come out wherever you are.
PETER:Is that?
ZANDRIC:Osca!
OSCA:Did you miss me Zandric, where were you the past few years.
ZANDRIC:Fucking your mother!!
OSCA: I'll kill you Zandric!
PETER: Seriously dude?!
ZANDRIC: What?
N12)Osca hits Peter out of the house with a water blast.
PETER:Ah!Oh it's on now!!
ZANDRIC: Where's the gun!?
PETER:In the house.
ZANDRIC:WHAT!
OSCA:Come on Zandric show yourself,stop hiding in this human.
ZANDRIC:You want me,now here I am!go get the gun!
OSCA: There we go.Hahaha!
ZANDRIC:Haaaaaa!
OSCA:Haaaaaa!
ZANDRIC: I'll hold her , you forget the gun.
PETER:Okay I'm on it.
N13) Peter runs to the house while Zandric fights Osca.
ZANDRIC:That all you got!?
OSCA:Oh?I was just taking it easy on you but here have some MORE!
PETER: Where is it,come on come on,there!Oh no what the hell is that!?
FIRE DEMON KNIGHT: Human must die!
PETER:Oh shit.
FDK:DIE!!
PETER:Fuck you,you mother!
N14) Peter shoots the Fire Demon knight with the gun and it's soul gets sucked into the gun.
PETER:Ohhhh so that's what it does,nice!
ZANDRIC: Peter hurry up already!
PETER:I got it!
ZANDRIC:Bye bye Osca!
OSCA:What where die he?
PETER:Over here bitch!
OSCA:Nooo!
PETER:Burn in hell mother fucker!
OSCA: I'll be back!
N15) Peter shoots Osca and she disappears.
ZANDRIC:Took you long enough!
PETER:What!I was busy too you know!
ZANDRIC:Wait see him!
PETER:Who?
ZANDRIC:Oh no.
PETER:Oh no, what?
ZANDRIC:Shoot him,shoot him now!
PETER:Okay....shit I missed!who was that?
ZANDRIC:That's my father's right hand man.
PETER:So?
ZANDRIC:SO,SO his going to tell my father.If he hears about this he'll kill me.Oh no!
N16)The right hand man goes back to Lucifer to report what he saw.
RIGHT MAN:Sir,sir!
LUCIFER:What is it!
RIGHT MAN:It's your son Zandric.
LUCIFER: What about that worthless piece of crap!
RIGHT MAN:He killed Osca with a human by his side in the Nether World sir.
LUCIFER:WHAT!
N17) Lucifer kills the right man with a devil's bolt.
LUCIFER:GET ME ANOTHER RIGHT MAN!!
N18)Mean while Peter and Zandric are on their way to an old friend of Zandric to get some information on where Speran the Fire Demon is.
PETER:So where are we going?
ZANDRIC:An old friend.
PETER:Okay.
ZANDRIC:We here, hello Zandrof it's been a while.
ZANDROF: Zandric how...?who are you,your not Zandric.
PETER:No I'm not.
ZANDRIC:I'm here in this human.
ZANDROF:I see.So what can I do for you?
ZANDRIC:Tell me where I can find Speran!
ZANDROF:Speran!are you crazy, he'll kill you.Tell me you not planning on fighting him.
ZANDRIC:No,I just want to have a talk.
ZANDROF:No way man your father will kill me if he knew I helped you find Speran.
ZANDRIC:Come on man you owe me.
ZANDROF:Fine,his at the lava lands of Azaraf,he has a cabin there, you'll know when you see it.
ZANDRIC:Thanks.
PETER: Azaraf.Okay let's go.
ZANDRIC:Osca was easy,Speran is on a different level than her, especially now that we killed his girlfriend.We going to his home don't forget that.
PETER:What if we got him out of the Lava lands, would that not make it easier to fight him.
ZANDRIC:Not too bad,that might just work.Cone on let's go.
PETER:Hey what's this thing?
ZANDRIC:That is a transporter.Zandrof must have dropped it.Our job just got a lot easier.
PETER:Let's open a portal to Azaraf....Okay that's one creepy portal.
N19)Peter opens a portal to Azaraf and walks into it.
PETER:Okay,Zandric where is the lava lands.
ZANDRIC:It's over there.
PETER:Over there right past the hug group of demons?
ZANDRIC:Yeah, piece of cake.
PETER: Piece of cake, that's no cake!
ZANDRIC:Come on stop being such a chicken!
PETER:I'm going to die with a revenge seeking demon by my side.
DEMONS: Human!!
PETER:You got to be kidding me!I did not sign up for this.
ZANDRIC:Come on just smoke these mother fuckers!
PETER:You are one messed up demon,I mean who hurt you?
ZANDRIC:Duck!
PETER:A duck hurt you?
ZANDRIC:No Duck You Dumb Ass!
PETER:Oh shit!okay it's on,let's ice these..
ZANDRIC:Smoke.
PETER:What?
ZANDRIC:It's Smoke these mother fuckers.
PETER:Does it even matter?
ZANDRIC:Yes!
DEMON:What's going on?
:I don't know.
PETER:Fine let's smoke these mother fuck...?they surrounded us.
ZANDRIC:I see that,But I mean they not trying to kill me just you sooooo.
PETER:Oh no you ain't going anywhere, besides they want you too.
ZANDRIC:What do you mean?
PETER: Don't tell me you didn't see the most wanted kill on sight poster by the portal.
DEMONS:So we fighting or not?
PETER:You're dead!
N20) Peter shoots a demon in the chest.
ZANDRIC:Take this and this and some of this!
PETER:Are all the demons weak or is it just me.
ZANDRIC:No they are weak alright.
DEMONS: We'll show you weak!
N21)All the demons combine into one giant demon.
PETER:Hmm?Can Demons do that?
ZANDRIC:Not the ones I've seen.
PETER:What do you mean "not the ones I've seen" how many have you seen?
ZANDRIC:Seven types.But that's not important right now.
PETER:Fine but we finishing this when we done!Fuck where'd they get the axe from!?
DEMON:HAAAAA!
ZANDRIC:HAAAA!
PETER: I'm just gonna sit this one out.
ZANDRIC:Peter!
N22)Zandric gets punched by the demon and flies into a rock.
ZANDRIC:Ouch!
PETER:Don't worry you doing great,you winning and losing.Mostly losing.
ZANDRIC: Peter!!
PETER:Fine.Expect me to kill a 10 foot demon holding an axe.
N23)Peter shoots the demon with the spirit gun and it has no effect.
PETER:Of course this thing doesn't work! Where did you even get this,a dollar store!?
ZANDRIC:Yes,but that's not the point.
PETER:The hell you mean that's not the point!
N24) Peter looks around and finds a sword in a rock and tries to remove it.
PETER:We have a sword like this,it's called the Excalibur.
ZANDRIC:Look out!
PETER:What?oh shit!HAAAA!,Oh yeah I'm the chosen one now king Arthur!
DEMONS:No get that thing away from me!
PETER:Oh this. thing,okay.
DEMONS:Really?
PETER:Nope, you're dead!
N25) Peter cuts the demon in half with the sword and all the demons fall to the ground and dies.
PETER: Okay let's go before more demons show up.
ZANDRIC:Yeah you right.
N26) Meanwhile Lucifer arrives at Zandrof's demon shop.
ZANDROF:How are you doing?(Crap)What can I do for you my lord?
LUCIFER:Wheres my son?
ZANDROF: Which one?
LUCIFER: DON'T PLAY GAMES.Zandric!!
ZANDROF:Oh Zandric,his on his way to Mars to fight the ice demon.
LUCIFER:Ice demon huh.Are you fucking with me!?
ZANDROF:No not at all my lord.
RIGHT MAN:Sir we found an army of morph demons in Azaraf dead and one of their dying words were Zandric.
ZANDROF:I.i can explain, please ju....
LUCIFER:Just shut up!
N27) Lucifer cuts Zandrof's head off with a sword.
LUCIFER:Take me to Azaraf!
N28) Meanwhile Peter and Zandric arrives at the lava lands and spots Speran in the middle of it.
PETER:Okay now how do you think we get over there without dying!?
ZANDRIC:We don't have to,we make him come to us.
PETER:How do you suggest we do that?
ZANDRIC:Shoot him!
PETER:If you say so.
N29)Peter shoots Speran in the arm.
SPERAN:Ahhh!?Who the hell are you!?
ZANDRIC:Hey there Speran .You know Osca your wife,well she's dead!
SPERAN:I know and I'll kill you for that!!
PETER:You gotta get us first.
ZANDRIC: Ready Peter?
PETER:Ready operation get Speran away from lava lands is a go.
ZANDRIC:Oh shit,fire ball!!
N30) Speran throws Peter with a fire ball and Peter jumps out of the way but the transporter falls out his pocket.
SPERAN:Zandric!!! Oh look you dropped this.
ZANDRIC:Peter is that?
PETER:The transporter,yes,yes it is.
ZANDRIC:Run!
PETER:Way ahead of you.
ZANDRIC:Haa!
SPERAN: How about the human world.
N31)Speran opens a portal to the human world and Peter and Zandric follows him into it.
PETER:Zandric!
ZANDRIC:I know, let's go!
SPERAN: I'll show you what happens when you fuck with me.
N32) Speran,Zandric and Peter arrive in the human world.
PETER: Where's all the people and Speran?
ZANDRIC: I don't know,but this place looks strange.
PETER: Zandric there he is.
SPERAN:No lava in this world, where am I, what's wrong with this thing.
PETER:Hey stop right there and turn around slowly or I blow your head off.
ZANDRIC:Peter look out!
PETER:Shit!
N32)A car nearly hits Peter and he finds out that they not in the human world.
PETER:I know where we are.
ZANDRIC: Where?
SPERAN:I'm sick of this world, I'm out.
N34) Speran opens another portal to a different world
PETER: Where are we,are we back in Azarafe?
ZANDRIC:Yeap.
SPERAN:Take this!
ZANDRIC:Oh no!
PETER:I got this with my sword.HaHaHa.Oh damnit!
N35) Speran throws a fire ball and Peter hits it but the sword falls into the lava.
PETER:My sword... I'll kill you for that !
ZANDRIC: You ready?
PETER:Born ready!
ZANDRIC/PETER:HAAAA!!
SPERAN:Shit!Ahh!
N36)Peter and Zandric jumps Speran and they almost fall into the lava but Speran opens a portal to the Nether.
ZANDRIC:Oh no!
PETER:What?
ZANDRIC: We're in the Nether world.
SPERAN:You will die right here right now.
PETER: I wouldn't count on that.
SPERAN:And why's that?
PETER: Because Lucifer is behind you.
SPERAN:Shit!Wait there's no one there.
PETER:No shit!
SPERAN:Cock sucker!
N37)Peter shoots Speran in the head and he disappears
ZANDRIC: Nice shoot
PETER:Thanks,where to next.
ZANDRIC: First we go to my house, we're in the Nether so let's go.
PETER: Didn't Osca destroy it?
ZANDRIC:Yes she did.The Air demon it is then.
PETER: What's his name?
ZANDRIC:Her name is Scorpiana.
PETER: That's a shit name.
ZANDRIC:I know right.
SCORPIANA:Oh so my name is dumb Zandric.I hear if I bring your head to your father, he'll give me more power.
ZANDRIC:So my dad put a bounty on my head.May I ask what for.
SCORPIANA:For the deaths of Osca Forbring.
ZANDRIC:You hear that Peter,news travels fast in the under world.
PETER: Zandric!
ZANDRIC:What?
PETER:We have a problem.
ZANDRIC:Where...oh
SCORPIANA:This will show you not to mess with the wind.
PETER:Fuck!
ZANDRIC: Let's kill her right here right now.
PETER: Seriously,you love stealing people's lines.
ZANDRIC:Oh so you want to do this right now?
N38) Scorpiana blows Peter and Zandric into a bolder.
PETER:Okay now I'm pissed off.
SCORPIANA:That hard enough for you guys?
ZANDRIC:I can take way more!
PETER:What!?No you can't.
ZANDRIC: I'll destroy her.
SCORPIANA:So that wasn't enough!
ZANDRIC: You blow like a girl.
SCORPIANA:Then take this then!
N39)SCORPIANA creates a air fist and punches Zandric but he jumps out of the way.
ZANDRIC:Shit!
PETER:Okay now how do we kill an air demon that's made of air?
SCORPIANA:Where you going Zandric?I just want to play...Rip off the head.
ZANDRIC:I don't play with air demons!
SCORPIANA:Why's that?
ZANDRIC:You guys suck!
SCORPIANA:That,that wasn't funny
ZANDRIC:Yes it was.
SCORPIANA:Ask anyone if that was funny.
ZANDRIC:Peter,was it funny?
PETER:Nope.Oh try dissing her.
ZANDRIC:Yeah.Hey Scorpiana.
SCORPIANA:What now?
ZANDRIC:You look like a marshmallow,oh wait no you look like a chicken on a cock show
PETER:What the fuck,Zandric!?
SCORPIANA:I know,it wasn't even funny.Nor did it make sense.
PETER:Yeah.Zandric you fuckin suck at this.
SCORPIANA:Exactly
ZANDRIC:Fuck you guys and Peter what's that in your hand?
PETER:Oh nothing,just a air bomb.
SCORPIANA:A what?
PETER:Something that destroys air.Zandric
N40)Peter throws a mask and puts one on himself as he activates the bomb.
SCORPIANA:Oh no.
PETER:Oh yes.
SCORPIANA: Please stop the timer.
PETER:Nope
SCORPIANA:Nooo!
N41)The bomb explodes and Scorpiana starts dying.
SCORPIANA:Fuck you,Peter.I'll get you back for this you fool,you'l...
PETER:Zandric let's go for the earth demon.
ZANDRIC:Yeah.This is just sad to watch.
PETER:So is this the last one and what's their name?
ZANDRIC:Yes it is the last and his name is Gogorow.
PETER:Gogorow really,it sounds like you just making up names.
ZANDRIC:Nope
PETER:Anyway,where is this guy?
ZANDRIC:You really want to know?
PETER:Yes?
ZANDRIC:Mars
PETER:Mars,that's easy.Oh wait did you just say fuckin Mars!?
ZANDRIC: Yeah
PETER:Hell yeah I'm going to be the first human on Mars.
ZANDRIC:Let's go!
PETER:I can see it now.Peter Collin,leader of Mars.
ZANDRIC:Don't be stupid.
PETER:But why Mars,whats there?
ZANDRIC:You'll see.
PETER:Okay
N42)Peter opens a portal to Mars but the transporter was damaged and the portal closes.
PETER:And it's broken,great
ZANDRIC:Let's go to Zandrof he'll have another.
N43) they arrive at his shop and it's destroyed
PETER:Oh no
ZANDRIC:Zandrof are you here?
PETER:Um you not going to like this.
ZANDRIC:No,no,no
PETER:But who'd want to kill him?
ZANDRIC:Lucifer that bastard!
PETER:Are you sure?
ZANDRIC:Positive
PETER: Okay but let's get the transporter and go.
ZANDRIC:Yeah you're right,let's go.
PETER:Found it
ZANDRIC:Good,open a portal
N44) Peter opens a portal and walks in
PETER:Wait I can't go out there
ZANDRIC:Why?
PETER:Oh I don't know,maybe because of the fact I can't breathe on Mars.
ZANDRIC:Sure you can,everyone can breathe on Mars.Even humans.
PETER:If I die I'm going to hunt you.
ZANDRIC:Just get out of the portal
PETER:Fine!
ZANDRIC:Peter, welcome to Mars
PETER:Is this a festival?
ZANDRIC:Yeap,a festival for anyone.Demons, monsters and more.
PETER:Cool,let's split up and find Gogorow.
ZANDRIC:No.He is very dangerous,we stay together.
PETER:Fine!wait is that him over there.that earth looking dude?
ZANDRIC:Yeap.Hey Gogorow
GOGOROW:Shit
PETER:Is,is he running
ZANDRIC:Yeah,let's split up...you go that way,I'll go this way.
PETER:Now you want to split up.
ZANDRIC:Stop,stop running you bitch.
GOGOROW: Okay
PETER:Why'd he stop?
ZANDRIC:I have no idea but it's our turn to run.
GOGOROW: You're not going anywhere.youre staying here wit...
ZANDRIC:Wha..wha..Peter what the fuck!
PETER:He was talking too much.
ZANDRIC:So you shot him!
PETER:Yeah,you wanted him dead so.
ZANDRIC:I wanted to fight.
PETER:My bad dude.
ZANDRIC: Okay,let's just go back to earth.
PETER:Fine by me.
N45) Peter opens a portal and wants to walk in but he is hit by a devil's bolt in the right shoulder.
PETER:Aahhh!Who the fuck throw this in my shoulder!?
LUCIFER: I did.
ZANDRIC:Farther!
LUCIFER:Seems like you starting to glitch,is that because of the bolt?Ha,Ha,Ha!
ZANDRIC:Peter kill him!
PETER:No
ZANDRIC:Fine I'll do it myself!
N46) Zandric takes control of Peters left arm and takes the gun and pulls the trigger.Everything goes blank.BANG!!!
TO BE CONTINUED