No Romance.
Usually in the TS genre, it refers to stories where the protagonist lives alone without dating anyone, whether as a woman or a man.
I awakened as a Hunter at age twenty, transforming into a woman's body brimming with magical power...
And for the next twenty-seven years, I lived nobly, never once accepting confessions from anyone.
- What do you mean?! Weren't we kind of a thing?
- Is that so? Please let me know anytime your feelings change.
- You don't want to date anyone? Well... that's a relief, at least.
Countless people handed me bouquets, rings, and all sorts of gifts, but I turned them all down.
The reason was simple.
Because I used to be a man.
Even if I suddenly became a woman, falling in love with a man wasn't easy.
So, as a TS beauty, I lived alone, never tying myself to anyone.
Yeah... that was enough for me.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙[9th Circle Promotion Quest: Bear 100 children from strong men]
"Huh?"
But the status window that appeared right in front of me made my vision go dark.
...I thought my life was a No Romance genre?
What's this sudden dark drift at 47?
"Haa..."
This has to be some kind of mistake.
I defeated the Dragon King, claimed the Dragon Heart, and immediately reached the 8th Circle.
If the 7th Circle is a strategic weapon in motion... the 8th Circle is near-divine.
And reaching the 9th Circle grants power rivaling the gods.
Ever since suddenly becoming a witch in a TS twist, I'd clawed my way here with one burning desire: to grow stronger.
To protect my comrades, my family, my people.
Plus, that red prince from some card game said, "Women are nothing but a hindrance!"
Meaning petty romance just gets in the way of walking your path.
"Satisfied with the 8th Circle after coming this far?"
But honestly, as a former man, I couldn't stomach that.
It's like having your PhD in sight and being told to stop at master's.
Or settling for Platinum 1 with a 99% score in a ranking game.
Or quitting an RPG right before max level and full gear upgrades.
Besides, I hold a pretty important position in Korea.
This country is still crawling with unhandled disasters, and foreign powers pressure us with their overwhelming forces.
If I stopped at the 8th Circle...?
- 8th Circle? Lmao not even 9th lololol
- 8th is strong but... globally, it's kinda...
- Most cap at 7th anyway, so whatever...
- S-Rank monsters everywhere in Korea rn, you need 9th ;;
- Cut it off
ㄴ Ersia already did.
ㄴㄴ Oopsie ;;
Of course, that's all just my imagination... but people might be disappointed.
"I can't stop here yet."
Still, after half a day of tearing my hair out, I finally made up my mind.
Yeah! Whining like some damsel and collapsing here isn't me.
...Maybe I should visit an OB-GYN just in case.
Better to ask the experts.
.
.
.
"Menopause in one year?"
But after dragging myself to the hospital, the doctor's words were pure despair.
"D-Doctor? What do you mean?"
When I asked in a trembling voice, he flatly tossed out the next question.
"How old are you?"
"Forty-seven by international age..."
"It's about that time."
"Ah."
Me, an old hag already?
One year until my womb shuts down? That's way too short for the goal.
How am I supposed to birth 100 babies...!
"Your enhanced body keeps organs fine overall, but menopause timing doesn't budge much."
That's what the doctor explained.
Each circle breakthrough strengthens and elevates the body.
But... it deems reproduction unnecessary for combat maxing and shelves that function.
Honestly, it makes sense.
Why waste resources on breeding when you could max fighting power?
Men get some stamina boost when stronger, but women barely change.
"Female Hunters pair up young anyway, thanks to their beauty."
"Haa, yeah..."
I had nothing to say—I'd rejected everyone.
This is bad. Real bad.
"Time magic could work, but your womb's too aged. It'll be tough."
"Yes, but I have to do it."
Still, I'd already steeled myself.
No backing down.
"Good luck, Miss Ersia."
"Yes."
With a tangle of emotions on my face, I left the OB-GYN.
Now, to find a time acceleration spell with minimal side effects...
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙[Something today?]
"Hm? What's this."
On my trudge home, my phone suddenly chimed with a notification.
- Hello, S-Rank 1st Ersia! This is BBS Broadcasting Station. Regarding the interview invitation we mentioned before...
"Right, they asked me to appear once."
I'm the type who hates going on shows, so while other Hunters hustled in entertainment, I holed up at home researching magic.
Hmm... might as well show my face after so long.
.
.
.
"Hello! Miss Ersia!"
"H-Hello..."
Sitting before the camera, I forced a smile and replied to the energetic anchor.
Ugh, energy drain.
"Wow, congrats on the 8th Circle promotion news!"
"Th-Thank you..."
"So, what's the 9th Circle challenge like?"
"Th-That's... hard to say."
"I see."
Can't tell them—how do you admit something this embarrassing?
"Anyway, skipping that—you turned down the swimsuit photobook too? Any reason?"
"Ah... well."
Haa, why are all these questions so personal?
This is why I hate TV.
"Showing off a hag body like mine would just be a nuisance..."
"?"
I ended up spilling my true feelings.
No matter how much my silver-haired, blue-eyed beauty exterior fools people, inside it's a 20s guy's soul mixed with 27 years as a lone woman.
Since the swap, exposing my body felt mortifying.
So I always bundled up tight.
Plus, in broadcasting or Hunter work, veteran female Hunters naturally get edged out by young, pretty juniors.
By mid-30s, news comments fill with mocking nicknames.
Like old hag, menopausal bitch, barren woman...
I'm terrified of seeing that, so I cut off the internet entirely.
If they called me a chicken coop or old auntie online... it'd crush me.
"What are you saying? Your popularity is insane! Tons of fans beg for even a glimpse of skin!"
"N-No, they'd be disappointed by my pathetic body."
I'm not falling for it—if I showed off...
- Eww;; chicken coop
- Urk
- Not embarrassed at your age?
Just imagining it made my fingers tremble with anxiety.
At 47, who knows the hate I'd get.
"Fine, but why the thick coat even in summer? Not hot?"
"Cooling magic inside, so it's fine..."
"..."
Still, I love this outfit—it fully hides my curves.
From my overly burdensome bust to my wide hips, all concealed from prying eyes.
...This is how I live.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇💬 Hunter Gallery📰 Breaking News[Title: Ersia ffs wear a swimsuit already!!!]
(Ersia interview video)
Why does this bitch look so deflated???
You're our country's strongest, you know???
Her face is fucking cute and that tightly wrapped body just sparks imagination and gets me hard af
But we wanna see those royal milkers bouncing too!!!
— AnonymousThat bad?— AnonymousYeah, she's covered everything but hands and face since debut cuz shy— AnonymousNah that's straight Islamic— s2MagicGirl s247...? Eww...rotten...— AnonymousDie!!!— AnonymousDidn't you watch Vermunt Defense Battle?— AnonymousBraindead making these comments— s2MagicGirl s2Why simp for a 47yo chicken coop? Fresh 30s babe Scarlet Heart way better— Anonymous↳ ReplyYou Scarlet Heart? Log off Fairy Kingdom wifi— Anonymous↳ ReplyFairy Kingdom IP arrest incoming📰 Breaking News[Title: Reasons Why Ersia is Still Super Hot at 47. Let's Break It Down.]
1. No one has achievements that crush hers
> During Vermunt Defense Battle, saved the collapsing frontlines and reverse-tour'd 3 S-Rank Monsters
> When Leviathan wrecked the East Sea and hit the South Sea, fought a week straight and snapped its neck
That big island by Jeju? Leviathan's corpse
> Super shy, but rushes to crises, saves everyone, heals 'em
And hugs with those fluffy tits after...
2. Total nerd with zero body confidence
> Talks fine in battle or rescues
But stutters in interviews or casual chat...
If you stare at her chest or eyes, face goes beet red, head drops, mumbles...
And what does she say?
"D-Don't stare like that, it's embarrassing..."
"Looking at my face would just disgust you..."
"My chest is gross, please look elsewhere..."
Fuuuuck this bitch!!! Wanna grope those tits and devour the nerd!!!
3. Constant evidence her body's banging
(Usual baggy Ersia outfit)
(Wind during flight reveals faint outlines)
(Ersia after underwater battle on land, wet clothes show massive ass silhouette)
(Chest jiggling huge in intense fights)
What? Insecure about her figure so she hides?
She's actually a fat pig?
Bullshit
All evidence proves Ersia has mega tits, royal dumptruck ass, tiny waist
Grrrrr—come here you bitch!!!!!
⭐ Top Comment— AnonymousCrazy bastard lololol— AnonymousYou'll get sued by Ersia and deserve it— AnonymousBut damn she's hot lol that 47?— AnonymousWhoa body's thicc af— s2MagicGirl s2Sexy slender like Scarlet Heart better lol— AnonymousNot even hiding it anymore