(Yes I do use ChatGPT to help me with some of my plausible deaths that lead to reincarnations it's kind of hard to write a story while thinking of a good origin there is going to be somewhat of a system even though it's not it's basically just gonna keep tabs on the number of colonymates in Josh hive
AU: in this universe ripley sent a Universal message to all and owned planets in about xenomorphs but nothing major just Basically if there's one there's always at least five more)
The popcorn was way too salty.
Josh noticed it on the second handful, frowned, and then did what he always did: shrugged and kept eating. Doctor's orders had a way of fading in dark theaters with booming speakers and familiar movies on the screen.
Alien vs. Predator flickered to life, all flashing lights and ancient rivalries. He'd seen it before — more than once — but there was comfort in knowing exactly what would happen. Monsters fought. Humans panicked. The universe stayed cruel and uncomplicated.
He leaned back, heart fluttering faintly in his chest.
Easy. Just a flutter.
That happened sometimes. He took a sip of soda, washed down the salt, and focused on the screen. A Predator clicked in challenge. A Xenomorph hissed back. The audience laughed nervously.
Then the flutter didn't stop.
It tightened instead — a slow, squeezing pressure that made his breath shallow. His fingers curled reflexively into the popcorn bag, crinkling it loudly. He tried to inhale deeply like he'd been taught.
In.
Out.
The salt burned his tongue now. His pulse stumbled, skipped, then surged wildly, like it couldn't decide which rhythm to follow.
No. Not here.
The irony struck him even as fear crept in.
I'm really going to die watching this movie?
The screen exploded with sound. A clash of claws and blades. The theater shook.
His heart didn't.
It simply… stopped cooperating.
The world dimmed around the edges, the movie's roar fading into a distant echo. His last clear thought wasn't panic, or regret — just mild disbelief.
Should've listened about the salt.
Then the screen went dark for good.
Awareness returned quietly.
Too quietly.
There was no breath as Josh struggled to breathe he wondered what was going on was this last thought on his mind suddenly information flew into his brain apparently he had been reincarnated and AVP also known as alien versus predator It was honestly his favorite universe apparently he was inside of a royal face hugger a rare mutated royal facehugger that Could carry three chess bursters.
Because he was a royal descent he was carried in The back of the stack so that way the other two chestbuster go first leaving him the most important one for last from his two future guards We're inside of a transport ship in the vents waiting to arrive on a planet You would just have to sit in the dark space and wait to be Ejected into somebody the way it works for royal Face huggers near one priority is to find the most physically fit host possible Avoid anyone sickly as if there was anyone on this planet they landed on that smoked or anything that could jeopardize josh survival immensely.
The best thing was to find somebody who wasn't an alcoholic or a smoker a honest person suddenly josh was Being jostled around can you assumed the Royal face hugger was on the move he suddenly felt smashed against the soft yet robbery force he assumed that the royal facehugger was standing on its back legs and he was right it was as The royal face hugger jumped out of the vents into one of the floor crevices you began following the Janitor.
Real face hugger have been watching him and The janitor for a long time The reason is it needed to see if either of them consumed substances that would it's likely kill a chest burster without even knowing the janitor Was clean he didn't smoke or drink but the mechanic on the other hand smoked a lot specially on break.
The janitor what is a rare case he was the child between a synthetic human and a regular human causing a Synthroid A rare breed of human in synthetic human mixture made him stronger than the average person and slightly smarter his blood was also a mix of pink but That didn't matter all that matters is that he was clean as the neuter entered his room sitting in his chair reading a magazine the royal face hugger left the floor vents as it crawled up the wall broken to the vent above his room.
And started going through the vents as it came to a bright light it turned into spotted the janitor As he got ready to pounce he busted open the vent causing the janitor to look up confused as he sighed He started grumbling about loose screws in the vent way as he got On his miniature couch stood up and tried to screw it back on the royal face hugger pounced causing Josh and the other Embryos to Jostle Around as The royal face hugger attached to the janitors face he suddenly fell off of his couch onto the floor as he started struggling rolling around even punching.
Alien creature in the face as he got up off the floor and started scrambling around he fell onto his couch as the Royal Facebook group immediately starting injected a lot Sleep inducing Louis into the janitors body his struggle slow down as he stopped entirely A lot more feisty than the others and lasted a little longer mainly because he was part synthetic but I didn't stop him from being impregnated Xenomorph embryo.
Lucky It wasn't Josh as the Face hugger Impregnated the janitor with an embryo Immediately retreated back into the vents before he woke up would be in a couple of hours if Josh calculated it right that first embryo should be born as soon or a couple of hours after arrived at their destination as the Royal Face hugger stopped in a multitude of different pathways then the vent system is curled up on the ceiling and went to sleep the next day it went back to its job.
Thanks to a couple of hyper jumps they made it to their destination a few weeks Earlier which was just on time as the average is Xenomorph embryo requires only Full 24 hours with a little extra time but josh was Special at most he required 48 hours if it was urgent he could do it at 24 hours but would hinder his growth considerably only way he would burst early as if it was an emergency as they touched down on the planet Amateur felt really sick as he ran to the nearest medical bay the their personnel unloaded the cargo as the slaves proceeded to transfer it down would like to be an ant line.
The royal Face hugger managed to escape from one of the vents on detected as a jumped off the ship with a heavy foot Josh and his sackmate jostled around as the royal facehugger Was looking for another host for one of the final embryos before moving on to the Queen's host as Moved Through the alleyway the face hugger noticed a bunch of homeless people but they weren't suitable either they were constantly breathing in fumes and smog.
As the royal facehugger continued it noticed an dog it was a stray but It looked in shape it was better than nothing suddenly the royal face hugger made a noise as a kick the can off the roof and the dog to look up only to be pounced upon by the royal face hugger as it was injected with another embryo the dog could not struggle as the weight of the royal face hugger slammed it to the ground as It didn't even get a chance to struggle the dog was impregnated all that was left was Josh.
for this the Royal face hugger was very picky As queens could be born as any number of things for example if Josh was thrusted into an animal he would become more quadruple and birth ovamorphs at A slower rate but in more numbers if he was Injected inside of the human and he playing regular human with the average physical he would become an average queen but if he was injected inside of a space marine or a Bodybuilder he would become a warrior queen and queen those fit for combat even in the mist of laying on ovomorphs.
Which Is why the royal face hugger was becoming extremely picky at the moment and then it spotted the target a 34 Year old man going into the alley Take a shortcut home without warning the royalty sucker jumped off the building and screeched as the man looked up at the weird sound he was suddenly brought down by a weed slamming him into the floor as Real face huggers extended his proboscis all the way into the bottom of his lungs it produced to Josh in embryo form.
And injected the man with the same liquid it did with the others just a little bit so the man would come down and not try to resist after I was done the royal face hugger fell off the man and died as The guy woke up he was delirious something hit him just like an idiot he forgot to turn around and see what it was as he continued his journey home now all Josh had to do was wait meanwhile as the janitor Enter the bathroom he felt like he had to puke when suddenly threw his clothes a weird worm like creature stood from his chest as it slithered out onto the bathroom floor it's soon found a vent before breaking it down and entering the vent system as The janitor managed to stumble out of the bathroom stall he slammed down onto the floor dead.