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📰 Breaking News

[Author: Anonymous] [Title: Jeon Jeonseol's Red Pill Dropped LOLOLOL] [(link)] Those retarded simps who were slurping up to this pig bitch like she was actually a girl LOLOLOLOL Your owner's face reveal level LOLOLOL Gonna hurl up last night's dinner seeing that mug ugh fuck LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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— Anonymous

Is this for real?

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The scary part is... it's real.

— Anonymous

You could just average-fanboy simp for her with zero effort, but what is this slime monster?

— Anonymous

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Camless dullahan, what about her?

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Science.

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Real science, fuck.

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Use your brain for a sec. If she were cute, would she turn on cam? Or nah? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

— Anonymous

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Some cute people don't turn on cam?

⭐ Top Comment

— Anonymous

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Nope, not your owner LOLOLOL

— Anonymous

Is this a festival or a funeral going on here?

— Anonymous

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Funeral for Jeonseol Keepers, festival for normal people.

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For real LOL

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Always hated those Jeonseol Keepers, this is perfect LOLOLOL

— Anonymous

We were simping for her skills anyway? Face doesn't matter?

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[(Trembling all over)]

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What? Can't hear you~ Stop crying and speak up LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

— Anonymous

Jeonseol Keeper's first crushing defeat LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Hey LOLOLOL I can hear your trembling from here, earthquake?

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I loved you! You fucking scam!

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Scammed LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

— Anonymous

~On how the girl I loved turned out to be a monster~

— Anonymous

New light novel about that?

— Anonymous

How hot are you guys to dogpile her looks LOL yeah right, basement-dwelling team-bangers LOL what now?

— Anonymous

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Jeon Jeonseol herself by any chance?

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Scratch?

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All the lurking Jeonseol Keepers crawling out LOLOL

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Pesticide working great.

— Anonymous

Those fake-relationship bugs DYING! DYING! DYING!

— Anonymous

This bitch braindead? LOL Obviously use separate IDs for streaming and SNS.

— Anonymous

For real, she's dumb as rocks too.

— Anonymous

Intellectual evisceration.

— Anonymous

Intelligence matches her looks perfectly LOL

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— Anonymous

Ugly and stupid too? How does she even live? ㅠㅠ Poor Jeonseol ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

The internet is crawling with trash who delusionally think they've done something epic.

And all they actually did was search my streaming ID, find a matching SNS account, and call it a day.

Strutting around like some master detective.

Even kindergarteners could pull that off.

'Idiots.'

Like you can ID someone by just their username.

Something you can fake in under a minute.

Of course, that SNS account is mine.

The photo's stolen, though.

All I did was make a dummy account on a whim, toss up a fake pic.

Processed it a bit to dodge image searches.

Switch that private SNS to public...

[Elegant Afternoon Tea Shot~ (2 Years Ago)]

Boom—undeniable proof from way before I even started streaming.

I dangled the bait, and they chomped down.

'Guess the creeps will back off now.'

Not just the creeps—even overall viewers might drop off a cliff.

Doesn't matter to me.

Streaming's just a hobby anyway.

Or less a hobby, more like a business card to flash instead of "unemployed bum."

Some people live like this, y'know.

Flies buzzing around? Got plenty in real life.

Watch the stream for what it is, assholes.

Cut the delusions about dating a faceless streamer, you losers.

"Excuse me! I'm not a weirdo, just agency staff!"

"Not doing entertainment."

"Hear me out first!"

"No idols either."

Shit like that's why I'd rather die.

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The mirror showed a shockingly childish body.

Years ago, I'd freak out or get weirdly turned on seeing a naked girl.

Now? This body's old news.

Time really erases everything.

Stuff you swear you'll never get used to? You do.

Hell, I barely remember my old self anymore.

Have to dig up photos to recall. Yeah, that was me back then.

Looking at this body now, I just think, 'No sag, so why force bras on us?'

Korea's stuffy social norms demand bras even for A- or B-cups that need zero support.

Not a feminist. Practicality issue.

No weight to hold up—why lug around that annoying crap?

Just perky little bumps, no real divide from the underside.

Bras only make sense once they start folding over, right?

Otherwise, it's just a suffocating restraint.

This body's straight-up kid-level to anyone with eyes. No normal guy should see a woman here.

Lusting after this? Pedo city. Confirmed.

...One perk of this body?

World's full of pedos.

Post-shower, a welcome text on my phone.

[Delivery left at security desk.]

Fresh off the move a few days back, no PC yet.

So I went full man-mode: ordered a budget beast custom build.

Y'all get it? Part-matching puzzle's half the fun.

Secret: shop called saying parts incompatible on my spec sheet.

Anyway, time to grab that PC from the lockers!

Jeonseol Apartments' security means deliveries stop at lobby level.

Pain to fetch, but PC? Worth it!

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"Urgh!"

'Is that a real human face? Android? Cyborg or some shit?'

Kim Kyung-ho, security for a top firm.

Assigned to Jeonseol Apartments, just finished eyeing a delivery guy.

Then a woman heads to the parcel room.

Idols and actresses galore here, but Kyung-ho swore: that one down there? Prettiest ever.

Slender yet graceful girl's curves—teetering on criminal-legal line, the kind that drives men mad!

'No way a human face like that. Goddess straight up!'

Face so unreal, pick fairy, angel, or goddess. Perfect harmony.

If God exists, He made her first: "This is how women are done!"

Rest? Botched copies.

"Damn, prettiest I've ever seen."

His security buddy confirmed it wasn't just him.

"Why are women's bodies so perfect?"

"She can hear, you perv."

And it's not women—she's special.

Kyung-ho swallowed the near-slip.

"Looks heavy! Our cue!"

Total agreement. Hell yes.

Kyung-ho stepped up.

"Need a hand?"

"No."

Firmer than a pumpkin.

Kyung-ho thought: Ugly girl? He'd snap. But her beauty? Must be exhaustion from creeps. Heartbreaking.

I'm not like those pervs. Pure goodwill.

Prove it or bust!

But he held back.

Asking twice? Rude.

"Nngh... Hnng... Haa..."

'Critical to mental health!'

Doesn't she know her toxicity?

Her moan-like grunts—Kyung-ho gripped sanity tight.

One slip, he'd stare holes through her face.

But ears perked auto.

More straining, then hesitation...

"...Sorry, could you help?"

"Of course!"

Realized solo impossible.

"Hup!"

Kyung-ho flexed: hoisted PC tower box one-handed.

Monitor box in the other.

Bit of a strain, honestly.

But guys turn dumb-flex in front of pretty girls.

Wish I could grab another monitor?

Buddy snagged the rest—no dice.

'Jeonseol-ah? Seol-ah! Even the name's cute!'

Label gold. Inner squee.

En route, Seol-ah thought:

'Two dudes hauling my stuff? Queen bee vibes! Kill me!'

Situ she despised.

...Pathetic strength couldn't lift the tower solo.

'Sub-monitor? Girl with custom PC + extra screen. Gamer? Or design work.'

Label confirmed: custom PC, dual monitors, peripherals.

Kyung-ho's fantasies flew.

Hot girl who games too?

Unreal ideal, but!

'Pro crypto trader? Self-made rich!?'

Apts this pricey? She's loaded.

Heir? Coin millionaire?

Both hot profiles.

"Front door's fine."

"We'll take it inside."

"Hey! Don't barge into a lady's home uninvited! Don't burden her!"

Door reached, Kyung-ho barked at buddy's overkill.

Self-awarded max sweet points. Gently set down.

"Anytime you need help, say so. Resident safety and convenience first."

"Ah, thanks."

Best day ever for Kyung-ho.

Hope every day's like this.

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Dragging PC from door to room? Near-death.

Lobby solo? Horror show imagined.

Had to. No choice.

Self-justifying BS.

January chill, still sweat-b bucket. Shower round two.

Fresh and fluffy, plop in chair.

Game-free three years for... reasons.

Missed ya. Gaming chair.

Gaming PC.

Gaming power-on, gaming headset, gaming mouse/keyboard, gaming login.

Missed my gaming life!

Quick settings.

Hit gaming game, gaming channel...

[MF Channel (1)]

The game died.

One viewer in channel.

Me.

"WHAT!"

My game. Dead.

Gone!

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