[Forget it.]
[Enough nonsense.]
[It's most practical to reply and tease my cute little Nong Yu.]
Writing this, Shen Fan took out a pen and dashed off several hundred words. Only then did he feel satisfied and released the letter-carrying pigeon. However, this scene happened to be seen by Xiao Wu, who had just walked in through the door. She immediately asked with some confusion: "What are you doing? You aren't holding anything, why are you stretching your hand out like that?"
"Oh… nothing."
Shen Fan lowered his hand and continued: "Are you done chatting with Dean Ice dragon king?"
"Yeah."
"Finished chatting."
Xiao Wu nodded. She had already talked things through with her Mom.
"That's good."
"Speaking of which."
"Now that it's just the two of us, how about we have a table?"
"Let's just consider it a wedding banquet."
This was Shen Fan's first time experiencing a fake marriage, so he really didn't know what to say next and could only ramble aimlessly.
"Go away."
"What wedding banquet."
"We are faking the marriage; let's talk about it when we actually get married."
Xiao Wu rolled her eyes at Shen Fan.
"What?"
"Is there actually a day where we could really get married?"
Shen Fan pretended to be surprised.
"Oh my."
"I was just saying it casually… you're annoying."
Xiao Wu sat on the couch, her face flushed with shyness, and stopped talking.
"Sigh…"
"So you were just saying it casually."
"You got my hopes up for nothing."
Shen Fan sat on another couch, looking depressed.
"You guy…"
Xiao Wu rolled her eyes at Shen Fan again, and then, as if thinking of something, she continued: "Should we go and explain things to Dugu Yanyan and Ye Ling?"
"No rush."
"They are still resting now. It won't be too late to talk after they wake up."
Shen Fan said.
"That works too."
"They are your wives, you make the call."
Xiao Wu smiled.
"Right."
"I'm planning to go out and buy some construction Materials. Do you want to go together or stay here and rest?"
Shen Fan was still waiting for the women inside the Xuantian Temple to shine and contribute.
"I won't go."
"I want to Cultivate properly; I can't just keep playing around like before."
"If possible, I want to kill Tang San with my own hands."
This was the latest decision Xiao Wu had made after chatting with her Mom Ice dragon king just now.
"You want to kill Tang San with your own hands?"
"Speaking of which."
"Did you and Tang San really break up so easily?"
Honestly, even though the Curse Talisman had caused Tang San to say and do many things that ruined his character, Shen Fan, who knew very well about Xiao Wu's feelings for Tang San in the original work, still felt a bit dazed and felt it was a bit unreal. He always had the feeling that Xiao Wu and Tang San should have been stabbed dozens of times before they could truly part ways.
"Was it easy to break up?"
"Those things Tang San said in front of you earlier, which one of them showed trust in me, and which one of them wasn't aimed at taking my life?"
"That's not even all."
"The things he said and the decisions he made after returning to the Shrek Academy base—you heard some of it from Mom Ice dragon king, and the rest that Mom Ice dragon king didn't mention, some of it was even more excessive than what you heard from Mom Ice dragon king."
"Mom Ice dragon king just told me all of this."
"To tell you the truth."
"I've been with him for so many years, from treating him as a brother to falling in love with him—if he truly loved me, I would be willing to sacrifice myself for him."
"But that newborn Tang San…"
"Forget it."
"Let's not talk about him. I feel disgusted whenever I mention him."
Xiao Wu clenched her fists tightly.
"It looks like you've really made a decision."
"Alright then, let's not talk about him."
"But since you want to give up on love and focus on your career, I'll give you a helping hand."
After speaking, Shen Fan reached out and pointed towards Xiao Wu's chest area, intending to plant a Heart Fire Seed for Xiao Wu.
Seeing this, Xiao Wu, not knowing what Shen Fan was actually planning to do, took a step back, blushing, and said: "Don't… don't do that… Shen Fan, we are only faking the marriage… we can't do that…"
"What are you thinking?"
"I am a 'piano beast', not a 'beast'."
"I'm planning to give you a treasure that can speed up your Cultivation, and this treasure needs me to place it on your chest personally."
Shen Fan had black lines all over his head.
"Really?"
Xiao Wu looked down at her chest and asked suspiciously.
"If you don't believe me, forget it."
Shen Fan prepared to leave.
"No, no, no."
"I believe you, I believe you."
"I beg Lord Piano Beast to forgive this little woman's ignorance, and please bestow the treasure."
Seeing that Shen Fan didn't seem to be lying, Xiao Wu hurriedly grabbed Shen Fan and said ingratiatingly.
"You little rabbit…"
Shen Fan was speechless for a moment, then continued: "Fine, then don't move, otherwise don't blame me if I touch somewhere I shouldn't."
"Mm-hmm."
Xiao Wu nodded obediently.
"Then I'm starting."
"This treasure of mine is called the Heart Fire Seed."
"I won't mention its origin; it's not important. Anyway, you just need to remember how to use it."
While speaking, Shen Fan quickly explained the usage method of the Heart Fire Seed to Xiao Wu.
"Hiss…"
"This World actually has such a magical treasure?"
Xiao Wu gasped.
"Alright."
"See how the effect is."
Shen Fan withdrew his finger, which was less than half an inch away from Xiao Wu's chest.
"Okay."
Xiao Wu was a bit excited and hurriedly jumped onto the couch, closed her eyes, and began testing it according to the method Shen Fan told her. Immediately after, she opened her eyes, which were full of surprise, and said: "This effect… it's practically cheating."
"It is called a Cultivation cheat device, after all."
Shen Fan smiled.
"Cultivation cheat device?"
"This name is indeed very fitting."
Xiao Wu agreed strongly.
"Alright."
"Now the Heart Fire Seed has been planted for you."
"Next, you should just Cultivate properly in this room."
"I'll be leaving first."
After speaking, Shen Fan left the room under Xiao Wu's eager farewell.
[Finally going to undergo the Heavenly Congratulations.]
[The diary system says that the Heavenly Congratulations is also delivered in the form of thunder, but this thunder won't harm the person receiving this gift. As for how many benefits one can get from the Heavenly Congratulations, it depends on how many thunder strikes one can endure.]
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[I wonder how many I can endure.]
[Uh…]
[Good thing I held it in quickly.]
[Almost made a mistake.]
[Causing such a commotion as the Heavenly Congratulations in a World like the Douluo Continent will definitely be noticed by those idiots in the God Realm.]
[At that time, the God Realm might just send people down to inspect the cause. If it causes any mishaps for the Elite Tournament, that would be annoying.]
[Better to go to the Mortals Journey to Immortality World to undergo the Heavenly Congratulations.]
[In that place, the Immortal Realm simply won't care about the affairs of the mortal World, and the Spirit Realm doesn't have the ability to care either. Plus, I can go and see how Han Li, whose heavenly bottle I took, is doing.]
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