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Chapter 1 - Do not read

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

I woke up this mornin', stepped on a peel,

Slipped right into my cereal bowl, what a deal!

Milk in my hair, bananas on my shoe,

Now I'm dancin' like a fool, how 'bout you?

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

Tried to impress her with my ninja flip,

Landed in the fridge, now I'm chillin' with dip!

Pickles in my pockets, cheese on my nose,

Love life's a banana, everybody knows!

Boogie on the peel, slip and slide away!

Fall on your butt every single day!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-hee!

Stupidest dance you'll ever see!

(Bridge - spoken fast and silly)

Who needs grace? Who needs style?

Just slip around with a big ol' smile!

Peel power! Peel power! Yippee!

(Final Chorus - extra loud)

Boogie on the peel, forever and aye!

Slippin' through life, oh me oh my!

Banana peel boogie, whee-hee-HOO!

That's the stupidest thing you can do!

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