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Although Yu Xiaogang sensed Bai Yu's sarcasm, he wasn't embarrassed at all.
Now that he finally had a chance to negotiate with Bai Yu, how can we not seize the opportunity? We must take full advantage of him!
Besides, Bai Yu is right. Erlong will definitely not recognize this contract. Wouldn't that be like getting something for nothing?
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang became even more excited, his eyes fixed on Bai Yu, and he said loudly:
"Since you want me to give you Erlong, then I have these conditions. As long as you can meet them, I will write a contract immediately!"
A strange smile flashed in Bai Yu's eyes. He tapped his fingers on the table and said calmly:
"Tsk, fine, I'll consider it a loss for me. I'll take the deal. Go write the contract, Master Yu!"
Yu Xiaogang was excited and quickly took out paper and pen to start writing a letter of gift.
As he wrote, he kept thinking to myself:
"I, Yu Xiaogang, can finally shed the label of 'good-for-nothing'! Those who looked down on me before, you'll be begging to be near me from now on!"
"And Erlong, I'm sorry, but you'll understand, right? Besides, we're not married, so this contract is just a piece of paper if you don't acknowledge it!"
After a while, Yu Xiaogang signed his name, pressed his fingerprint, and handed over the contract.
Bai Yu reached out and took it, glanced at it briefly, then put it away, smiling as she said:
"Alright, Master Yu is so generous. In that case, please eat this first, then lie down and I will clear your meridians."
As Bai Yu spoke, he took out a thousand-year-old purple ginseng from his soul tool and handed it to Yu Xiaogang.
Yu Xiaogang hurriedly took it and ate it along with the ginseng peel. Then he lay down on the bed and waited for Bai Yu to treat him.
"The four elements converge to form Yin and Yang, giving rise to creation!"
Bai Yu pointed a finger at Yu Xiaogang's chest, his soul power surging and enveloping the medicinal power of the purple ginseng, forcibly reviving the meridians in his legs.
"ah!"
Yu Xiaogang screamed in pain, but Bai Yu ignored him and placed her other hand on his forehead, guiding Yu Xiaogang to release his martial spirit.
"Reeeee, reeee!"
(TL: og text said roar like most Chinese novels do but trashdung deserves no mighty roar so a pig squeal is appropriate)
Two sounds like pig squeals rang out. He glanced to the side and saw a creature that looked like a pig but also a dog appear beside the bed.
Bai Yu grinned, thinking to himself:
"It's so ugly, but if you only look at the eyes, it's kind of cute."
He then raised the hand that was resting on Yu Xiaogang's forehead, his fingers hooked into a claw shape, and pointed it at Luo Sanpao.
"Creation is boundless, and yin and yang revolve in endless cycles!"
A white and black vortex appeared in his palm, and Luo Sanpao was lifted into the air. Then, strands of golden light were drawn into the vortex from Luo Sanpao's body.
"Ah...! Lolo!"
Yu Xiaogang cried out in pain and fainted. Bai Yu frowned and tapped Yu Xiaogang's chest several times, using his own power to activate Yu Xiaogang's soul power and prevent Luo Sanpao from disappearing.
Ignoring Luo Sanpao, who was still screaming in pain, Bai Yu looked at Yu Xiaogang and muttered to herself:
"Gangzi, I didn't want to talk to you, but you insisted on coming over. But since you've already sent Liu Erlong away, you should give her an apology. This Golden Saint Dragon Origin is quite good."
"Otherwise, if I help you open up some of your meridians and improve your aptitude, and you actually manage to cultivate the true form of the Golden Saint Dragon, even if I cripple you later, it would still disgust me!"
"Go play with your Luo Sanpao instead, the Golden Saint Dragon is not suitable for you."
Then Bai Yu increased its extraction power until no more golden light emanated from Luo Sanpao's body. His eyes, which were originally somewhat cute, became dim, and all that remained of his body was ugliness.
Bai Yu dispersed the black and white vortex, revealing a golden substance that appeared to be both solid and fluid.
After enveloping it in power and storing it in his soul tool, a smile had just appeared on his face when it was replaced by surprise. Then, his lips twitched, and he thought to himself:
"Is Yu Xiaogang out of his mind? His leg veins have atrophied, and he's still messing around? This is such a mess! No wonder he's in such a hurry to see me for treatment; if we wait another two days, I'll have to amputate them!"
"Tsk, I still need to help him open one of his main meridians and get him to level 30. The medicinal power of the thousand-year-old purple ginseng isn't enough. What should I do? Should I just give up?"
Just as she thought of this, Bai Yu shook her head and dismissed the idea.
"Forget it, I'll just waste some soul power. It'll only take ten or fifteen days to repair. Otherwise, not only will my reputation for honesty and trustworthiness be ruined, but how will I make fun of Yu Trashdung in the future?"
Then Bai Yu began to use his soul power to open up his meridians. After a while, he took a deep breath and sat down on the chair next to him.
With a wave of his hand, an invisible palm strike hit Yu Xiaogang face, waking him up without hurting his brain!
"Smack!"
Yu Xiaogang jolted awake, opened his eyes in a daze, and his body trembled involuntarily, as if recalling the pain he had just experienced.
His gaze then settled on his right leg, which he then moved slightly, his expression gradually becoming excited, before he finally burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, it's all done! I'm all done! I, Yu Xiaogang, can stand up again! Gaa...!"
Looking at Yu Xiaogang's expression, Bai Yu couldn't help but say:
"If you don't tone it down, and you die laughing here, outsiders will think I killed you! It doesn't matter if you die or not, but you can't tarnish my reputation!"
Upon hearing Bai Yu's poignant words, Yu Xiaogang's expression instantly became indescribable, a mixture of joy and sorrow contorting his features!
"Sha, sha!"
Yu Xiaogang took a couple of breaths to calm down, then sensed that he had broken through to level 30, and his old face instantly turned red.
Bai Yu's eyelids twitched, wondering if this unlucky thing was really going to die here? Or was it trying to emulate Fan Jin's success in the imperial examination?
The thought of Yu Xiaogang getting Fan Jin's disease makes Bai Yu's hands itch; he always wants to film something, like an old face.
Just as Yu Xiaogang was about to get excited, he noticed the strange look in Bai Yu's eyes and the way he was rubbing his hands together, and he instantly calmed down.
"Well, there's one last thing left in our deal. Can we cash it now?"
Seeing that Yu Xiaogang hadn't gone mad, Bai Yu clapped his hands in slight disappointment, then a strange smile appeared on his lips as he nodded and said:
"Of course you can. Here, this is the cultivation method. Anyway, I've given you the item; whether you practice it or not is up to you!"
As she spoke, Bai Yu took out a small booklet. The cover had no name; it was just a thick sheet of white paper.
Yu Xiaogang, looking excited and with his arms trembling slightly, took the booklet and eagerly opened the cover.
Then his smile froze on his face, and his eyes stared blankly at the eight large characters on the first page.
"To practice this skill, one must first castrate oneself!"
Yu Xiaogang stood up angrily, threw the booklet on the ground, and shouted:
"Bai Yu! You've gone too far!"
Seeing that Yu Xiaogang was about to jump up and fight him, Bai Yu quickly waved his hand and said with a smile:
"Don't get so excited. As for the cultivation technique, it's absolutely real. Although the conditions for cultivating it are a bit special, it is still a cultivation technique, and in terms of cultivation speed alone, it's even faster than your disciple's technique!"
Bai Yu wasn't lying to Yu Xiaogang; the appearance of this technique was entirely due to his boredom during his travels, which led him to indulge in some wicked fun.
I mailed it to the little angel for testing, and it turned out to be quite powerful, almost as good as the Yin-Yang Ritual's single cultivation! Could it be that by removing the root of worries, I've become more focused?
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