ok so we werent anywhere near the number i expected, seems like not many people are really interested in this fanfic.
anyways as a bonus, from here until chapter 70 im gonna be releasing an extra 10 chapters every weekend so that i can catch up to chapter 73 where that other translation of this novel left off.
so. heres this first round of 10 chapters
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Bai Yu got up, poured a glass of water, and his soul power surged in his hand. Instantly, a chill appeared on the glass, and tiny ice crystals formed on the surface of the water. He took a sip and continued writing.
(TL: I would kill to be able to do this to my drinks)
[After Flender withdrew, Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong quickly established a relationship and prepared to get married, but as the saying goes, life is rarely perfect.]
[The day before the wedding, Yu Xiaogang's second uncle, Liu Erlong's father, showed up... wishing all lovers in the world could become siblings! The wedding was broken up.]
The goddesses watching from the screen were stunned, feeling like they were witnessing a major drama! They even thought that Bai Yu's curse was incredibly vicious!
"Ah, Bai Yu, you're dead!" Liu Erlong slammed her fist on the ground again, letting out an angry roar.
The teachers and students of Blue Tyrant Academy experienced three earthquakes today. They don't know why their dean had gone mad.
[Yu Xiaogang has run away again without a word. Come to think of it, did he even know that Liu Erlong is from the same family as him?]
[Saying you know is irresponsible; marrying without clarifying the situation is obviously wrong. Saying you don't know is absurd; what have you learned in all these years of theoretical study? You can't even tell it's a variant of the Blue Lightning Tyrant dragon spirit?]
[Anyway, Yu Xiaogang is a cowardly chatterbox, values his reputation, and is the best at running away. He fought his way all the way to that remote corner of Nuoding City, where he hid like a coward.]
[That silly woman, Liu Erlong, didn't run away, and ended up almost going insane. Tsk, that's what happens to honest people! This teaches us that when trouble comes, you should run!]
With a "boom," Liu Erlong slammed her fist into the ground again, creating a crater large enough to be an artificial lake. Her eyes blazed with fury as she muttered under his breath:
"You're slandering Xiaogang! Xiaogang isn't a coward... He must have his reasons! And you dare call me a stupid woman? I'm going to punch you in the mouth!"
Although she was still spouting harsh words, she didn't realize that her tone was no longer as firm as it had been at the beginning.
Although the story was tragic, the viewers couldn't help but laugh out loud. They never expected that Bai Yu, who seemed to be a reincarnated person, would have such a talent for telling funny stories.
(TL: saying reincarnated/reborn person really pisses me off since it's the incorrect term for these type of people to begin with so imma just say it as how its done in Korean novels going forward)
[Yu Xiaogang, relying on family connections, joined the local junior college in Nuoding City, becoming a 'mentor' who never taught classes, because although Yu Xiaogang was useless, he never played low-level games!]
[He looked down on the teachers and students of the junior academy, and of course, the teachers and students looked down on him too. Yu Xiaogang drifted along like this for many years until Tang San enrolled.]
[When Yu Xiaogang saw Tang San's recommendation letter mentioning his spirit as Blue Silver Grass and his innate full spirit power, he was thrilled. What was this? This was his hope of proving himself!]
[Then he boasted to Tang San for a while, showing off his knowledge. Tang San, who had never learned about martial spirits, immediately knelt down and called him "father"—cough cough—and became his disciple.]
[Then he projected his bullshit theories onto the nobody, forcing him to acquire a poison-attribute soul ring—a beast-type soul ring at that! The mighty Blue Silver Emperor bloodline was nearly driven to despair.]
Seeing this, Ah Yin also shook the grass blades, her sorrowful mood now tinged with speechlessness.
Liu Erlong sat in the crater she had created, her lips trembling as she hesitated, unsure of what to say. After all, having been the dean for so many years, she still possessed some basic knowledge.
Unaware that the people watching were all busy with their own projects, Bai Yu was still engrossed in writing, completely absorbed in his work.
[Actually, if he were to take on a first or second level Innate power, ordinary Blue Silver Grass Soul Master as his disciple, this plan would be quite good; at least it would increase his attack power.]
[But who told him to set his sights on Tang San? This rendered the young punk's first four soul rings completely useless. If it weren't for the help of the Blue Silver Grass soul beasts of the Blue Silver Forest, even his bloodline would have degenerated.]
[If it weren't for Yu Xiaogang using their past relationship to trick her into giving him the Twin Martial Soul Cultivation Method from my blind teacher, I probably would have been dealt with by Tang San by now. After all, that good-for-nothing's catchphrase is, "You've chosen your path to death!"]
In the Papal Palace, Bibi Dong propped her cheek with her arm, closed her eyes, leaned back in her chair, and twitched her lips violently before muttering to herself, "You're still as useless as ever..."
[What angered me most about Yu Xiaogang was that after the Spirit Hall was destroyed, he organized the notes I had left behind—the notes on my initial cultivation technique—added his own name to them, and posted them out, naming it "The Theory of the Pulling Force of Heaven and Earth."]
[Have you even practiced it yourself? Even a dog wouldn't practice that stuff; it'd probably cripple it.]
[That's alright. Although I wanted to kill him, I wasn't furious. But I didn't expect him to be this scummy.]
[At that time, the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan was gone, and no one could stop him from being with Liu Erlong. I wanted to kill him, but he kept following Tang San. As for me, I was just a mere Soul Douluo. I could only grab Liu Erlong and force him to show himself.]
[Unexpectedly, Liu Erlong was pregnant. Even more unexpectedly, he refused to come when offered his life in exchange for the lives of Liu Erlong and her child! He even told that scoundrel I killed Liu Erlong and sent that scoundrel to seek revenge!]
[When I ran away, I spared Liu Erlong's life because she had a child. I never expected that after she went back and caused a scene, she would still be with Yu Xiaogang!]
[Fine, fine, I was so angry I laughed. I regretted not killing that stupid woman and sending her to the underworld to debate with my teacher who the real blind god-king was!]
"Boom boom," continuous bombardment resounded under Liu Erlong's fist, and the crater had been completely transformed into an artificial lake.
She gasped for breath, repeatedly saying, "No, Xiaogang wouldn't do that, Bai Yu, you're lying to me! I'm going to kill you, I'll make you die!"
Liu Erlong's eyes were bloodshot. She got up and used her Martial Soul True Body, wanting to go to Shrek Academy to kill Bai Yu. But when she flew to the outside of Heaven Dou City, she suddenly stopped and landed in the forest.
She thought back to the past, when Yu Xiaogang left her without a word, leaving her alone to face her father's accusations and other people's gossip.
She then deactivated her Martial Soul True Body, her face stiffening. Lacking confidence, she walked towards Heaven Dou City in a daze.
Inside the Papal Palace, Bibi Dong opened her eyes, and flames appeared in her beautiful purple eyes.
She laughed in anger, "Hehe, my little fish, when you come back, your teacher will love you dearly."
(TL: is it weird to have a boner rn?)
"Achoo!" Bai Yu was suddenly interrupted by a sneeze.
He rubbed his nose, a look of confusion in his eyes, and thought to himself:
"What happened? Did you drink too much ice water? That shouldn't be the case, we were perfectly fine in the far north?"
He then shook his head, dismissing it, and continued to defame Yu Xiaogang.
[After that, Yu Xiaogang became even more cautious, and I never had another chance to kill him. Until my death, Yu Xiaogang lingered in my mind, becoming my final regret.]
[Tsk, that's enough for Yu Xiaogang. I'll make up for the regrets of my past life in this one. Tang San and the others are heading to the Great Soul Arena soon; let's go watch the fun.]
Meanwhile, the women who were watching and reading the screen felt a slight sense of regret. How come Yu Xiaogang wasn't dead? It shouldn't be like this!
As a Regressor, how come you couldn't even kill Yu Xiaogang in your previous life?