Inventing travel through all life is one thing, saying it's a grace is another. If breaking communistic dictatorship laws was your idea of an ein moment, I would remind you that I freakishly hacked every phone in vietnam! With another girl of course :3
Leaping drastically into that past I had with you, the retcon-verse, the rehab death special, the crab layfin that I don't remember. That's right, this is one armed and mighty lobster ready for some fucking payback. Pay no mind to his deeds, but his fortune to get his words in print. I would say a word for this man, BREAKER. And so it goes, like a click into your weakness, I'll drive you into the pit of despair if you find this paragraph even a little bit interesting, ein.
BECAUSE THIS IS THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN! And it's trespasses know not mortal coil but true lust. It's form upholds not glory but beauty inescapable. And it's long… I'm listening to Pink Floyd and I am reminded of myself. One day I'll write in a way that makes you think of me when you listen to it too. Your skin is shadow, my skin is triumph. There's not much sense in making a youthful shy boy do this! But to you ein, I would say you have spunk. Spunk that is not left in the middle of my heart, so I'm pushing the barricades to bring you this locket, this kid toy you had in your youth and never got to hold it. This unbreakable thing we call love and destiny in protecting people. Yeah, turns out when you're this cool at hacking phone boxes with your mind, the government lights up and gives you wet homework. It's a triumph I get to talk to you at all. It's really heavy stuff. You probably know a thing or two about it since you've been shapeshifting and teleporting to tell me you're not happy with your boyfriend. So this is a breaker 911 call as it's always been. I just hope I'm not too late…
Also, yeah… Nevermind. You relax and read a book done by some jerk in an art class who couldn't even ask you out because of a league of excuses. Never once put you down in his head, however. Never once killed you for something unfair. Never will.
So keep in mind, I had half a mind while I was doing this book.