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Chapter 35 - "The Second Mission: Scoop A..."

Poo, guessing Castra's thoughts with a single glance, immediately explained enthusiastically to atone for his sins, 

[Host, host, those six Faith Points are transferred from other spirits because the summoners changed their faith!] 

[Congratulations, host, you have seduced someone else's summoners~ ] 

[(⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+ Your charm knows no boundaries!]

Poo threw confetti and cheered with cheerleader pom pom, but Castra couldn't even fake a smile. 

Ahahaha...he seduced another spirit's summoner to change their faith...

That's the same as stealing someone else's wife, right? 

Those two spirits...would not blame him, right? 

It's not his fault that he is too charming, right? 

Right???

Ahhh let's pray that the two spirits didn't get the faith transfer notification! 

Spirit World, Middle Sky 

[Libra-ry] and [Gem-Mini] were chatting and laughing while drinking tea at [Gem-Mini] front yard when a red panel popped up for both of them. 

BEEP. [3 Faith points are deducted and transferred to the "Poop Shoveling Officer" spirit.] 

[Warning! If you lose a few more faith points, you will be demoted from D-rank to E-rank!] 

[Please work hard to keep your faith points and gain more!] 

"Spurttt!" 

Gem-Mini subconsciously spurted out all the tea in her mouth straight at Libra-ry's face and sprung out of her chair. 

Bang! 

"What! What is this?! How did I lose 3 Faith points?! Which summoner changed their faith in me?? Ahhhh— " 

Libra-ry wiped the tea stain on her round eyeglasses and tried to stay as calm as possible. 

"Gem, calm down. My faith points are also deducted. I think...it's the twin summoners who changed their faith." 

After all, they're the only ones who are always together and have faith in the two of them. 

The female twin believed in [Libra-ry] while the male one believed in [Gem-Mini]. 

Since they were twins, when they summoned [Gem-Mini], their strength would soar from D-rank to C-rank. 

Libra-ry also had a "balance" skill, which was suitable for the twins. 

With such benefits, the twins would not change their faith just for a random spirit. 

After all, once a summoner changed their faith, they would lose their opportunity to become a VIP and the spirit could blacklist the summoners in return! 

The smart [Libra-ry] played with a miniature scale in her hands as she mumbled, 

"Let's check which spirit could actually snatch our faith points from the twins." 

Gem-Mini ruffled her short black and white hair with annoyance as she pointed at the name highlighted on the red notification panel. 

"It's this [Poop Shoveling Officer]! What kind of spirit is this? I've never heard of this spirit before!"

With such a silly name, how did this spirit rob their faith points at the same time? 

Libra-ry squinted her eyes at the name [Poop Shoveling Officer].

Her sixth sense told her that there was something wrong with this spirit. 

"Gem, let's gather information about this spirit. I have a hunch that we will hit a jackpot." 

"Okay! Just wait and see, if I catch this spirit— I'll beat them to death!" 

Castra didn't know that two spirits were planning something behind his back. 

At this time, he was confronting Poo, who was keen on provoking him. 

[Host, host, will you accept these two "traitors" to be your new VIP?] 

[You're now an E-rank spirit so you get an additional 2 VIP slots, just enough for these two "traitors"~ 

(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠) ] 

[Let's expand your kingdom of *beep*, host!] 

[Kingdom of *beep* your a*s!] 

Castra wanted to slap Poo, but he didn't want to lower himself to touch a poop, so he could only endure and looked at his new status as an E-rank spirit. 

Honestly speaking...there was no significant difference other than getting a few new skills but these skills...

[Sh*t Talk], [Bullsh*t]...

They looked like useless skills. 

Getting promoted one rank also didn't change his stats at all. 

His stamina, strength, agility, intelligence etc was still the same. 

The rumors about spirits' innate stats would never change even when they got promoted seemed to be true. 

Is this why there's a huge difference between a promoted S-rank and a born S-rank? 

Castra felt a pang in his heart but he immediately cheered up because the Poop System just gave him a shot in the arm. 

DUNG! [Congratulations for your rank promotion! You get one attribute star!]

[You can freely add this star to enhance any of your stats~ ] 

The system immediately brought up Castra's series of stats: 

▽Strength 

▽Stamina

▽Agility

▽Intelligence 

▽Luck

[Which one will you enhance?] 

Castra didn't even check the other attributes and immediately chose the one he had his eyes on. 

[I choose luck!] 

His 2-star luck is really terrible!! 

DUNG! [Congratulations, your luck has increased from 2 stars to 3 stars! This 3-star luck attribute will only work when the system is online~ ] 

….what a scam. 

So without the system, he really would lose a lot of cheats, right? 

Castra suddenly had a sense of crisis, secretly propelling him to cultivate his own fanatic fans and followers so that one day, he would hold a real power without relying on this unreliable system! 

Speaking of the system…

[Where's my second mission?] 

Castra mumbled as he gestured at Poo to give him the purchased mission gift box. 

[Here you go, host~]

After Poo tossed the gift box to Castra's hand, Castra opened the mission package gift and a golden notification immediately popped up. 

DUNG! [The Second Mission: Scoop a dog spirit's *beep* × 20] 

[PS: The dog has to be pure white!] 

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