Poo immediately put his tiny hands on his "waist" and smiled like a winner,
[If you want to know, kneel— (◕દ◕) ]
[I'll report you to your headquarters. One star— no, zero star!]
[Okay, okay, I'm just kidding! Don't be so cruel QAQ]
Poo immediately put down his arrogance and started to whisper to Castra.
As time passed by, Castra's face slowly changed from anticipation to disbelief and then to a poker face.
[...you are not kidding me, right? This method will work, right? If you lie to me...even if I die, my ghost will report you!]
[Trust me! Poo is a gold medal customer service! Poo won't deceive you! (=｀ェ´=) ]
Castra was still suspicious of Poo, but he decided to trust his customer service since the five-star review was on the line.
[Okay, let's do this.]
Castra took a deep breath and frantically controlled Llyod to scoop more "sand balls" from the mob monsters.
"C'mon, Llyod! You can do this! Go! Go! Go!"
Kaching. Kaching.
The sound of coins falling into a pile of coins sounded in Castra's mind as his Feral Coins increased.
+10 Feral Coins
+20 Feral Coins
+5 Feral Coins
The number soared all the way to the 100 mark and Castra subconsciously clenched his fists.
"Just a little bit more! A little bit more!"
Mario, Cecily, Garfin and the duo Korean Barbeque Spirit saw Castra, who was drooling at the sight of sand balls, even scooping them as if they were treasures...and they all twitched their lips in unison.
What is this guy doing?
"...did the dung beetle replace his brain with poop?"
Mario blurted and even Garfin, who never allowed his marked subject to be mocked, couldn't agree more.
"Meow. Maybe it's his passive skill or something. He will become weird once it involves poop, meow."
"But he's helping us lemove the dangelous sand balls. UNCLE Malio, what ale you doing?"
Cecily defended the spirit that she summoned, not wanting to admit that the spirit is a pervert.
Cecily's words hit Mario's weak points and he immediately roared at his set of Korean barbecue spirits.
"Bbq! Wolfie! Use your fire skills to burn those monsters who don't roll sand balls anymore!"
"Oink! Roger, boss!"
"Awooo! Sir, yes sir!"
The two spirits immediately opened their mouths wide and spurted out a breath of fire, targeting the nearby dung beetles who didn't have sand balls in their hands.
Swoosh!
The fire burned precisely at the target and the dung beetles without sand balls were all caught off guard.
"Duuuuu!!!"
The dung beetles shrieked at the burning pain but they could only watch their bodies being burned to charcoal in just a few seconds.
Even if the dung beetles burned to death were just E-rank, such a one-shot kill was still amazing!
Cecily bit her lips and reflected on her own carelessness during the fight with Mario.
If not for Garfin's relentless harassment and Castra's dirty trick, these two spirits would have used the [Fire Breath] eventually, and she might have turned into a charcoal.
Not to mention Castra, who was only an F-rank spirit.
He might turn into ashes!
Garfin looked at the two spirits who had started their massacre mode and scoffed.
"Their fire is good to bake cakes and hold a barbeque party, meow."
It's not at all impressive, hmph!
Mario himself felt his own prestige rising in the group and his nose started to grow longer like Pinocchio.
"Hahaha! Look at my summon spirits! They're good, right? If not for the monsters suddenly interrupting the duel, I would have won!"
Cecily just rolled her eyes at Mario while Garfin wagged his tail in displeasure.
How dare this human be arrogant in front of this king?
But since Mario was indeed helping to deal with the monsters, the two people tolerated the man.
It was just that, Castra didn't want to tolerate this idiot.
When he saw the cute dung beetles turning into charcoal, Castra almost had a heart attack.
Ah!! His poop farmers! His coins!
There are only so many mobs here and the number of their sand balls won't be enough to get the amount of Feral Coins he needed.
However, if one mob created at least two or three "sand balls", the plan would work!
Can't this guy kill the mob monsters who had produced more than three sand balls instead of those who had not worked enough??
What an idiot!!
But Castra couldn't tell Mario not to kill the monsters because he would sound like a mad man, so he could only control his shovel madly and scooped as many balls as possible!
Yada! Yada! Yada!!
When Castra saw some dung beetles were not making anymore sand balls due to the lack of poop, he would use his ultimate skill.
"Laxative!!"
"Duuuu~ "
The dung beetles struck by the skill all pooped one after another and they created more sand balls with their own poop.
If time permitted, Castra actually wanted to use Mario as the poop factory and let the dung beetles be the worker.
Have a taste of capitalism, dear monsters!
While Castra was busy farming fecal coins, naturally, the boss monster didn't stay still.
It was harboring an evil plan—
Rolling a gigantic dung ball!
The stench was so strong that even Castra almost waved a white flag in surrender.
Under such pressure, Castra scooped almost all of the dung beetles' sand balls and in the end...
DUNG! [You have collected 100 Fecal Coins!]
! Sweet!
Castra immediately opened the Poop Mall and clicked on the item with the label "Poo's Recommendation".
[Bug Spray]
[An Area of Effect item that could affect fifty targets at the same time by releasing a toxic gas, especially effective against insect-like monsters~ ]
[Get this item for only 99 coins! Special discount, today only!]
Castra immediately put his finger on the "purchase" button and was about to click it when a red panel suddenly popped up in front of him.
DUNG! [Warning! Warning! The customer service is about to leave work in 30 minutes!]
[The mall is closing early!]
[Closing in 3...2...1..]
!!
"WAITTT— "