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Chapter 1 - Bah, Garbage System

  "Pah, this is so damn boring!"

  "No cell phone, no computer, no anime, no novels, God knows how I survived these past six years."

  Under a towering tree, a boy with rosy lips and white teeth, and a delicate, porcelain-like face, spat rudely to the side.

  [Ding... Spitting anywhere increases Soul Power by 1]

  "It's soul power again, what a garbage system!"

  The boy raised his middle finger and swore at the system speaking in his mind.

  His name is Yu Tianming, and he is a transmigrator. There's not much to say about his identity in his previous life. In this life, he transmigrated to Douluo Continent, a world that seemed like a fantasy to him in his previous life.

  Having lived in the Douluo Continent for six years since birth, Yu Tianming no longer feels that this world is an illusion.

  His father, his mother, and his grandfather—these were all flesh-and-blood beings. Perhaps Yu Tianming's belief that Douluo Continent was a fictional world in his previous life stemmed from the novel.

  Yu Tianming is six years old this year. He was born in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. His father is Yu Linglong, the second son of the clan leader Yu Yuanzhen. His mother is Chen Yan, the daughter of Chen Xin, an elder of the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Clan. His grandfather is Yu Yuanzhen, the Thunder Douluo, one of the top powerhouses in the Douluo Continent.

  In his previous life, Yu Tianming was a corporate slave. He transformed into a powerful Nth generation, and after six years of experience, he felt it was just so-so.

  For a six-year-old, this world is incredibly boring. The world setting is quite bizarre, a blend of East and West. It's like Western fantasy with a touch of Eastern fantasy, yet it also has a strong Western fantasy element.

  To avoid being seen as different from others, he pretended to be a naughty child. For six years, he acted lawlessly and committed evil deeds everywhere in the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, and the little kids regarded him as a demon.

  Unlike Tang San, Yu Tianming took care of his father from the age of three or four, showing no signs of being a child at all.

  Yu Tianming had forgotten most of the plot of Douluo Continent. He only remembered some important points, such as the Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire, immortal items, and becoming a god.

  Before transmigrating, Yu Tianming had read many posts evaluating the protagonist Tang San. Yu Tianming didn't think Tang San was bad. From a moral standpoint, Tang San might not be a good person, but he was definitely a good protagonist. Just look at what he did after becoming a god.

  The entire Douluo Continent has become Tang San's private property, and anyone who resists will face certain death.

  He didn't care how many humans and spirit beasts died; they were nothing more than insignificant ants.

  Of course, the winner takes all, so there's nothing to say about it. Yu Tianming neither liked nor disliked it; he was quite interested in the rabbit, though.

  Tang San was probably not even born yet. A few days ago, Yu Tianming heard from his father that the Pope of the Spirit Hall had personally led a team to capture him.

  It's a pity about Gintoki...

  Yu Tianming lamented that he was born at the wrong time. If he had been born a few years earlier, would the beauties Bibi Dong, A Yin, and Liu Erlong have been taken away by others?

  Soon Ah Yin will die, and Bibi Dong will probably have given birth to Qian Renxue by now. Liu Erlong is in a slightly better position, as her second uncle, Yu Luomian, interfered and interrupted Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang's wedding some time ago.

  Yu Xiaogang was heartbroken when he learned that Liu Erlong was his sister. No one knew where she had gone. Liu Erlong had a big fight with her second uncle because of this.

  "Sigh, it's all the system's fault. I don't want to be a traitor like Cao Cao."

  Yu Tianming, with his arms as a pillow, routinely complained about his garbage system. Other people's systems were awesome, but his system was a complete waste of time. There was no shop, no redemption system, no tasks, and not even the most basic template.

  I occasionally pop up once or twice a month, and each time the reward is either +1 to Strength, +1 to Charm, or +1 to Soul Power.

  I haven't awakened my martial soul, so what's the point of adding so much soul power to me?

  In the Douluo Continent, people can awaken their martial soul at the age of six.

  The martial spirit will be passed down with the bloodline. Everyone's innate soul power is different, ranging from level one to level ten. Level ten is the innate full soul power. The higher the innate soul power, the higher the future cultivation talent.

  The quality of a martial soul determines the strength of one's innate soul power, making this world extremely unfriendly to ordinary people.

  It is almost impossible for ordinary people in Douluo Continent to change their fate unless their martial soul mutates, but benign mutations are extremely rare, occurring only once every hundred years.

  Commoners will always be commoners, and nobles will always be nobles.

  "What are you thinking, you little pervert?"

  Suddenly, Yu Tianming, who had his eyes closed, flew up. Before he could open his eyes, a milky fragrance wafted over, and the vicious weapon struck straight at his face.

  "Ugh... Mother, I'm going to die, ha..."

  The person who came was Yu Tianming's mother, Chen Yan.

  "Hmph, you little lecher, today is the day you awaken your martial soul, have you forgotten?"

  Despite being nearly 60 years old, Chen Yan looks like she's in her early 30s, with a voluptuous figure, a seductive face, and is practically a reincarnation of Daji.

  Chen Yan is a level 75 Soul Saint with the secret to preserving her youthful appearance. Even at 100 years old, she can still maintain the charm of a middle-aged woman.

  If one has the opportunity to break through to the Title Douluo level, their lifespan will increase by 300 years, and maintaining youthful appearance will be effortless.

  "Hey, you little pervert, why are you biting me when I'm talking to you nicely?"

  With a sharp pain in her chest, Chen Yan pinched Yu Tianming's ear and said with dissatisfaction, "Other people's children are weaned before they are one year old, but Yu Tianming is already six years old and still clings to her breasts every day."

  I'm not afraid of being embarrassed if I tell anyone.

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