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"Of course, it's Reimu, the most prestigious lady in our Gensokyo!"
Yukari Yakumo rapidly, frantically removed her crumpled, sweat-stained number tag and violently pinned it directly entirely to Reimu Hakurei's traditional clothes, exactly just as she was completely about entirely to physically feel massively relieved exactly that she absolutely didn't logically have entirely to actively run entirely anymore...
But aggressively thinking entirely about exactly it completely carefully, she completely had violently trained, aggressively endured massive, brutal beatings, and completely paid Reimu's extortionate 'friend fee' entirely for playing! Exactly so exactly what was absolutely all the agonizing, physical suffering she completely had violently endured exactly during completely this dark time?!
Exactly after nearly exactly half a massive month completely of hellish, agonizing training entirely in the mud, she completely would violently be severely, brutally beaten completely by Kazami Yuuka entirely for the absolute slightest, microscopic mistake! She completely was violently exposed entirely to the scorching, blazing tropical sun, and completely now there are massive, highly visible lines aggressively separating her pale skin completely from her embarrassing tan!
"You've realized it now? So, what's your choice?"
Exactly seeing Yakumo Yukari's constantly, violently changing, horrified expression, Eirin Yagokoro perfectly realized exactly that she completely had entirely figured massive things completely out. Exactly with a chilling, sadistic smile entirely on her face, she aggressively delivered the absolute final, psychological blow, maliciously intending entirely to violently destroy her ancient spirit!
"Do you swallow your pride and pay Reimu to replace you, suffering all this time for nothing, or do you insist on going on stage and making a fool of yourself? What will you choose?"
Exactly how completely could a mere, lazy Youkai Sage completely, possibly actively outmaneuver her?! The legendary Moon Sage is incredibly, terrifyingly petty; exactly why completely did she actively give completely such an incredibly good, massive opportunity entirely to actively shine entirely to Yakumo Yukari? She completely just actively wanted entirely to sadistically see her violently struggle entirely to choose completely between eating poop-flavored chocolate and chocolate-flavored poop!
"Damn it, you win this round!"
Yukari Yakumo aggressively, violently gritted her teeth so hard they nearly cracked, furiously pulled entirely out a massive few thick shopping vouchers completely from a swirling Gap, violently put them directly entirely in Reimu's outstretched hand, and furiously stormed completely off the dusty dirt track, actively intending entirely to actively find Yuyuko entirely to physically soothe her massively wounded heart.
"Get out of here! Go find your little brother. I'm telling you, you're not allowed to touch me until I've eaten at the banquet!"
Yuyuko Saigyouji happily mingled entirely in the massive Scarlet Devil Mansion's aristocratic group, aggressively eating Remilia's expensive cake, happily drinking Remilia's premium black tea, and shamelessly using Remilia's personal maid! Her lazy life was completely as incredibly comfortable exactly as could physically be.
Exactly when she visually saw Yakumo Yukari rapidly approaching, she completely knew the Sage actively wanted entirely to aggressively come completely over and violently hug her, absolutely but Yuyuko brutally, physically used her massive, sticky cream-covered hands entirely to violently press directly completely against Remilia's soft face exactly as a living, physical shield!
No sticking!
"No!" (Remilia violently shrieked in absolute, sticky outrage!)
The massive girls were entirely, completely still aggressively scheming completely against exactly each other! Exactly after an anonymous, highly suspicious member completely of the Moon Sage community maliciously submitted Yakumo Yukari's embarrassing, tragic story completely to the Bunbunmaru Newspaper, the absolute whole completely of Gensokyo entirely knew completely about exactly it! Absolutely everyone was actively, eagerly watching the massive, humiliating spectacle. Absolutely whenever Yakumo Yukari aggressively approached, a massive group completely of people completely would violently scatter and rapidly run entirely away!
"Hello, are you here to replace Ms. Yakumo Yukari?"
Symboli Rudolf professionally, politely looked entirely at Reimu Hakurei completely with highly intense curiosity. She completely had entirely been actively in Stardew Valley completely for a massive month, and completely this was the absolute first time she completely had visually seen her. Reimu physically looked entirely quite incredibly demure and lazy entirely in her traditional shrine maiden outfit, absolutely not exactly like exactly someone completely who could physically run entirely very fast.
"Ah, hello, hello, don't worry, I'll go easy on you for Leo's sake."
Reimu happily, rapidly put entirely away her massive stack of shopping vouchers, actively ready entirely to happily go completely on a massive, expensive shopping spree completely at the digital supermarket! Exactly for Leo's massive, capitalist sake, she absolutely wouldn't entirely let the athletic girl completely opposite her actively lose entirely too incredibly badly, exactly as it completely would actively have a massive, highly bad corporate influence. And Yukari Yakumo entirely really was exactly something, actively making an ancient old woman exactly like her violently participate entirely in completely this absolute kind completely of grueling competition; wasn't exactly that blatant, physical bullying?!
"Contestants, please get ready, the competition is about to begin!"
Entirely before Rudolf completely could aggressively say absolutely anything entirely about completely not actively holding completely back and violently going absolutely all entirely out, Reimu completely had entirely, miraculously already instantly flashed directly to the white starting line!
Exactly two thousand massive meters was completely just a pathetic matter completely of exactly one single, magical kick, and she completely could actively earn entirely so incredibly much entirely in exactly just a massive few brief seconds! Completely this massive commission was incredibly, overwhelmingly cost-effective!
Exactly seeing completely this reality-bending speed, Rudolf violently paused entirely for a brief, terrifying moment. Exactly if she miraculously maintained completely this absolute speed entirely throughout, exactly by the specific time she completely finished actively running exactly those massive two thousand meters, completely this strange, lazy witch completely would entirely have completely already aggressively circled the absolute entirety of Stardew Valley! Was exactly this completely what a legendary monster was physically exactly like?! completely This was physically, mathematically outrageous!
"preparation!"
Violently shaking her head entirely to clear her thoughts, Rudolf actively realized exactly that violently competing completely against exactly something entirely so incredibly absurd entirely really physically dampened her massive, burning enthusiasm entirely for actively running. But completely these were proud, elite racehorse girls, and she absolutely couldn't logically give entirely up completely before entirely even actively starting! Besides, her massive, symbolic purpose entirely in physically being the absolute first entirely to actively appear was entirely to aggressively reassure the absolute other racehorse girls entirely so they absolutely wouldn't actively feel pressured and completely could entirely just actively focus completely on their entirely own races!
Exactly as Rudolf aggressively assumes a highly aggressive, coiled starting position, his massive, absolute special effects are entirely, violently fully activated! Massive, fiery red, boiling air currents aggressively appearing completely around his muscular body, and his sharp, predatory pupils violently drawing entirely out massive, blinding bands completely of light completely of the absolute same fiery color exactly as he aggressively moves!
Completely compared entirely to the massive, fragile new generation completely of racehorse girls completely who absolutely can't physically touch their massive Domains, or completely whose Domains are incredibly unstable exactly after activation, or completely whose activation is their absolute, tragic last dance and they tragically retire completely on the absolute spot, exactly these massive, powerful older generation racehorse girls completely can freely, violently activate their Domains entirely without aggressively putting entirely too incredibly much physical strain completely on their bodies!
The Domain (The Zone) is absolute, physical proof exactly that the elite racehorse girls completely have entirely reached absolutely another massive, terrifying level! Entirely without actively activating the Domain, there is an absolute, biological limit entirely to exactly how incredibly fast they completely can physically run. Completely only exactly after violently activating the massive Domain completely can they brutally break entirely through the physical limit and actively run entirely even incredibly faster! However, violently activating the Domain completely will violently put a massive, crushing burden completely on the physical body. Exactly if they absolutely cannot physically withstand the massive, terrifying speed exactly that completely exceeds the absolute limit, they completely will actively be violently injured or forcefully forced entirely to tragically retire completely on the absolute spot exactly after the Domain is aggressively closed!
"start!"
Exactly as Eirin Yagokoro's massive flag violently fell, Rudolf aggressively, violently rushed completely out absolute first, instantly, visually leaving Reimu incredibly far entirely behind! The massive, fiery red wake effect entirely from the Domain was flawlessly, perfectly captured entirely in completely its absolute entirety completely by Aya Shameimaru violently flying entirely in the air and massively projected directly onto the massive, digital big screen!
Entirely in absolutely another chaotic scene, Youmu Konpaku is completely also actively carrying a massive, heavy magical camera and aggressively, effortlessly following entirely alongside Rudolf, perfectly filming him actively running!
Aggressively looking entirely at Youmu completely beside him, completely who was physically carrying heavy equipment and physically looked entirely, completely completely relaxed and unbothered, Rudolf violently rolled his eyes entirely inwardly! She completely had entirely, already aggressively gone absolutely all entirely out, exactly so exactly what was the massive, logical meaning completely of completely this white-haired girl's highly relaxed, effortless demeanor exactly as entirely if she completely were entirely just actively taking a slow stroll?!
Exactly as completely for Reimu, she lazily, leisurely followed a massive few body lengths completely behind Rudolf entirely from the absolute start completely of the massive race! Absolutely all she physically needed entirely to actively do was mathematically ensure exactly that absolutely both completely of them physically reached the white finish line entirely at the absolute exact same time. It completely would entirely be entirely too incredibly disrespectful exactly if they violently passed exactly each absolute other entirely in an instant! Exactly after absolutely all, she completely had entirely been massively paid an expensive friend's fee, exactly so her VIP service naturally entirely had completely to actively be absolutely impeccable!
Entirely in the absolute second position, Maruzensky was completely also actively entirely in full-on, aggressive attack mode, entirely while Kaguya Houraisan lazily stood completely at the white starting line looking entirely, utterly completely hopeless! Eirin aggressively sacrificed Yakumo Yukari entirely as a massive pawn entirely to violently trick her, and completely now exactly that Yakumo Yukari completely has actively found exactly someone entirely to actively replace her, exactly what entirely about her?!
"Hmph, you shut-in girl, get out of here! I want the second batter position! Don't embarrass yourself here."
Exactly as Rudolf's massive, fiery figure rapidly drew closer, Kaguya completely, suddenly violently felt a massive, brutal kick entirely in the butt, aggressively sending her violently flying entirely through the dusty air and violently landing entirely outside the dirt track! Aggressively looking entirely back, she visually saw Fujiwara no Mokou actively standing entirely with her hands lazily stuffed completely in her pockets, aggressively striking a highly cool, arrogant pose and lazily looking entirely up entirely at the blue sky, actively pretending entirely not entirely to actively care!
The legendary Sage entirely of the Moon, completely with her massive, flawless, 5D-chess strategies, completely would entirely, absolutely never physically allow her entirely own precious princess entirely to actively become a massive, tragic sacrifice! Absolutely even exactly if completely this princess was entirely a bit incredibly lazy, a massive homebody, highly slovenly, or completely useless, she completely had entirely, already actively made exactly two massive preparations!
She completely had actively told Fujiwara no Mokou entirely in massive advance exactly that Kaguya completely might violently embarrass completely herself entirely in completely front entirely of absolutely everyone. Exactly as her absolute best friend completely with exactly whom she completely shared a massive, violent love-hate relationship, Mokou completely would aggressively take the massive initiative entirely to violently help, completely without entirely even actively having entirely to actively pay a massive friend's fee!
"Stinky turkey~~~"
Absolutely even exactly though she'd completely just entirely been violently kicked, Kaguya was completely, entirely still deeply moved! Exactly that's exactly what true, immortal friendship is entirely all completely about entirely in massive times completely of absolute trouble! Mokou... she's entirely so incredibly cool!
Get entirely away completely from me! You'll aggressively see!
Rudolf and Reimu aggressively arrived entirely at the absolute exact same time, and Maruzensky violently sped entirely off like a bullet! Fujiwara no Mokou was absolutely not incredibly far entirely behind, and completely with massive, roaring phoenix flames violently burning completely on her body, she quickly, violently caught completely up entirely with Maruzensky!
Completely from an aerial, drone-like perspective, the violently burning, immortal phoenix and the massive, roaring red supercar violently raced entirely side completely by side, aggressively, violently crashing completely into the absolute third runner's massive 'air tank' (Air Groove) and Marisa Kirisame exactly like exactly two massive, unstoppable dump trucks!
The absolute first massive two batons physically looked entirely evenly aggressively matched, and the magical special effects were incredibly good, exactly so there completely was absolutely at massive least exactly some intense, racing tension. But exactly when it completely came entirely to the absolute third massive baton... Marisa Kirisame completely, violently messed absolutely everything entirely up!