Hello! My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider and for the last X years I have been the one and only Spider-Man. And I think you know the rest.
Except, you don't.
Cause I am not Peter Parker.
Sike!
(Sorry, please don't die of cringe, I actually need to add a "Read at your own Risk" in the synopsis. Or your family will come and sue me)
Anyway, I am Alexis, recently woke up into the body of Alexis in the world of Marvel. A dream come true right? Heck yeah!
I mean even if you die to a supervillain here, how many times can you see magical portals, super powerful stones and insane tech like Iron Man suits. I would die happy if I get to even see one of them.
Anyway, I am basically a nobody in this world. I do not know anything about this body, he looks like myself, and seems like I have.....
0 fucking contacts.
Wow, I just spawned in here with default settings huh? Not a single letter of a so called backstory. I have citizenship and stuff, you know, the basics, but nothing else. I don't hear any machine chimes, nor any spider is going to bite me. And I do not have billion dollar inheritances to make iron man suits out of.
Welp, maybe I just have to wait it out. OR wait wait will this work?
I can go to Kamar-Taj, I mean its not like they wont accept a normal healthy guy who wants to learn magic right? I obviously shouldn't say that, I will just go and say, Oh, Wise soul, I wish to seek guidance to attain the ultimate truth, my pilgrimage has led me to your doorstep. I wish to seek guidance from the wise guru, please accept this humble soul!
*****
Yay! Score, I was let in!
Sike! Heck no. Mordo shut the door on my fucking face. Like who does that! Fuck him. Well, I guess I should persist a little longer. Living in Kathmandu huh? Seems interesting. I could explore the area too.
So explore, I did. Okay, quick clarifications. I have moderate savings, I am blowing them all, ain't no way I am losing the opportunity to do whatever I want without any obligations whatsoever. I mean fuck this world. I have 69% certainty I will die, 50% is from the snap and 19% is from the obvious unpredictable Earth shattering occurrences that WILL occur to me, cause I know some dumbass motherfucker out there on Earth is writing a fanfic with me as the Protagonist right now. Wait, maybe I am the antagonist. Well whatever I am, somebody is writing and when somebody is writing, then I am destined to suffer.
Many pursue greatness, but a few have greatness thrust upon them. I am obviously the latter.
Anyway, I explored Durbar Squares, Swayambhunath, Boudhanath, and Pashupatinath Temple. Hey! I went to the himalayas for the first time ever! It was damn cold! BUT, freaking amazingly epic. The rush you feel when you stand at the edge of a peak is insane. NO, it is not mount everest. It was some small mountain, I think it was called Nagarkot.
Anyway, I kept asking for 3 hours everyday at the doorstep of kamar-taj, cause even though I said I will die happy no matter what once I see something supernatural, spoiler alert, I kinda don't want to die. Insane right?
A/N: No.
Fuck you!
Anyway, as I was saying, I probably will be seen right through by the Ancient One. She probably knows some weird shit started cause of me. Maybe it did not and I am just in a delulu, but whatever, I am having fun either way, so who cares right?
Well, my savings are nearing the point of exhaustion and today is probably the last try. I will stay the whole day today. I actually want to try meditating with these Rishi/Munis/Vairagi here. I want to know what it feels like and why they do it. I am just gonna sit with them the whole day today.
*****
Wow, that felt like.... like.....
nothing. Imagine feeling Nothing. It was amazing. It was like touching the void. Which felt like you would never in your imaginations expect, cause you would expect it in reality, and it was exactly like that. Nothing.
Hey dumbass author, that fucking don't make any sense. WTF you even typing?!?
A/N: Fuck you
****
I opened my eyes and I saw Mordo's insanely huge intimidating figure before me. Why the hell does he have a perpetual frown on his face?
"AAaah! You scared the fish out of me", controlling my tongue, I exclaimed at him.
"Follow me", he said in a deep intimidating voice. Is he seriously like this all the time? How exhausting.
Anyway, I was giddy. FUCK YEAH! IMMA LEARN MAGIC BABY. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am gonna trace a circle and make portals out of nowhere, make weapons out of nothing, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YEAH BABY!
It took me every ounce of willpower I accumulated from my Zen meditation for the whole day, which was nothing. Obviously, why would I need will power to do something rationally obvious and sound thing to do. Anyway, it was all straight poker face motherfuckers. Nah, not really.
I was gawking at the whole place like I was a kid that was looking at Eifel tower for the first time in my life. Oh wait, I actually never saw Eifel tower, I hope I can, it would be fun.
"The architecture and design of this is quite ancient and extraordinary, made by the greatest magicians, it has been meticulously made to perfectly align with needs any disciple training in the art of Mystic arts might have.", I heard the bald la-cough-I mean the Ancient One speak.
"I cannot see how you have found this place, however, it seems that you have persisted, and made it here. I cannot see anything about you, how you know so much about all this is unknown to me, but fate has guided you to me. Everything is changing from the moment you arrived. But since you have been guided here, I will do my best to guide you in the art of Mystic Arts. I suppose you do not need all the introductions?"
"How do you know? What do you see? Do you know that Marvel world is cinema?", wait that did not come out of my mouth. No literally, I am serious, I cannot here my own voice.
"Ah, it seems this force binds you too. Well, never mind, Mordo please guide our newest disciple to his quarters.
"Follow me", he said looking at me with the ever perpetual frown.
He took me through the dorms with many similar doors on both sides. After crossing all the doors, Mordo opened the last door on the right. He opened the door. "This is your stay for as long as you are to stay here. Here is the wifi password. You are to wear those robes while you stay here. And finally this is the schedule for new recruits,", he said pointing to a table on the wall beside the door.
"Cool, Thanks, Mordo? Sir?"
"You can call me Master Mordo"
"By the way, I am Alexis, nobody asked, I guess you all knew?"
He did not reply, he just turned around 180 degrees like he was in army, and strode off.
Well, let us begin the LEGEND OF ALEXIS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. Lol.