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Chapter — The Academy Is Not Ready for Him

Lucien learned something very important that day.

The academy did not test knowledge.

It tested sanity.

Lucien vs the Morning

Lucien overslept.

Not because he was lazy.

Because he stayed up late optimizing mana circulation while mentally comparing it to stamina regen from his favorite RPG.

"Five percent efficiency loss if I panic," he muttered while sprinting across the courtyard.

"Ten percent if I trip."

He tripped.

Rolled.

Recovered.

"Still optimal."

Enter the Nobles (Again)

"Human."

Lucien stopped mid-run.

Slowly turned.

Elarion Noctyra stood there, hands behind his back, elf ears twitching in amusement.

Beside him, Seraphine Noctyra leaned against a pillar, sipping something suspiciously red from a crystal vial.

Lucien pointed at her.

"That's blood."

Seraphine nodded.

"Type O."

"…You brought snacks to exams?"

"Always."

Elarion smiled.

"She prepares."

Lucien sighed.

I'm surrounded by lunatics.

The Teasing Gets Worse

Elarion circled Lucien thoughtfully.

"You know," he said, "humans usually panic when vampires stare at them."

Lucien shrugged.

"I panic when deadlines stare at me."

Seraphine tilted her head.

"…Deadlines?"

"Terrifying creatures," Lucien explained.

"They drain motivation."

Seraphine frowned.

"I don't like them already."

Exam Hall Chaos: Round Two

Students filled the hall again.

Tension thickened.

Someone whispered prayers.

Someone cried.

Lucien sat down and stretched.

Elarion sat beside him.

Seraphine sat behind him.

Lucien froze.

"…Is this intentional intimidation?"

"Yes," Seraphine replied instantly.

Elarion added, "For morale."

"My morale?"

"Everyone else's."

Lucien closed his eyes.

This is how legends die.

Unexpected Problem

The examiner raised a hand.

"NO TALKING."

Lucien raised his hand.

"Yes?"

"Why?"

"I didn't talk yet."

"…Lower your hand."

Lucien obeyed.

Seraphine whispered from behind,

"You're bold."

Lucien whispered back,

"I'm tired."

The Question That Broke Everyone

Q12: Explain the safest method to circulate mana under emotional stress.

Lucien smiled.

Finally.

He wrote:

"Don't."

Paused.

Then added:

"Or cry first."

Elarion snorted.

The examiner's eye twitched.

Kael's Silent Struggle (Comedic… Mostly)

Kael sat two rows ahead.

He was sweating.

Hard.

The question glared at him.

Emotional stress…

His bloodline pulsed.

Kael clenched his teeth.

The desk cracked slightly.

Lucien noticed.

"…He's going to explode, isn't he?"

Seraphine nodded calmly.

"Yes."

"Should we stop him?"

"No," she said.

"This is character development."

Results Posted Immediately (Why?)

Minutes later, floating scores appeared.

Lucien: Above Average (Suspicious)

Elarion: Excellent (Smug)

Seraphine: Perfect (Annoying)

Lucien stared.

"…Suspicious?"

Elarion patted his shoulder.

"It means they don't understand you."

Lucien brightened.

"Ah. My specialty."

The Academy Breaks Down

As they exited—

A dwarf ran past screaming,

"THE PRACTICAL EXAM INCLUDES MOVING TARGETS!"

Lucien's eyes lit up.

"Ooooh."

Seraphine sighed.

"He's excited."

Elarion nodded gravely.

"We should be afraid."

Lucien grinned widely.

"This academy is fun."

Somewhere in the distance—

An instructor sneezed.

Fate shifted slightly.

And the academy unknowingly prepared itself…

For disaster.

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