I woke up and found my wife has left me.
I went looking for her.
She was in the bathroom. I heard her coughing.
The wife is sick.
Unacceptable.
I take the day off of work.
I care for wife.
I make wife soup.
She barely eats the soup.
I take her temperature. She has a fever.
I go to the store to get medicine for wife.
I have to convince wife to take the medicine. She claims she's fine. She is not. I am not easily fooled.
I give the wife some chocolates with the medicine.
Wife then takes a nap.
I shall take care of wife until she gets better. My work doesn't like it, but I don't care. They can wait. I'm taking the next few days off to care for wife too.
Wife may die! I must care for wife.
Wife keeps trying to persuade me she is not dying… you can never be to careful.