ARCH: damnnnnn I want more burgers...but that one eyed dudeeeee And that creepy door.....thinking just about it makes me..ughhh... š¤¢....heyyy...
(System do I have some status bar or something?.)
SYSTEM;[ processing ]....
*CREAKKKKK *
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[ User Info ]
Name: Arch D Newgate
Age: 5
Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard Template: 1%/100%.
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ARCH: That's it...no health bar,no mana bar,no strength,no agility, no luck,no intelligence no...aye what else .hmmm....and etc.....yeahhh..what's with this information....it doesn't even provide a shitt....
SYSTEM:Host the system is called Daily life necessities system...
ARCH:ohhhh.....makes sense š.
So you just came up this tab .
SYSTEM:PRECISELY
ARCH: ok š touchĆ©.....the template Is on 1%.....hmmmmmm so how can I increase this shit...hmmmmm...
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NARRATOR:Yeah come to think of it how will he increase the template?
Author: ARE we going to help him?
NARRATOR: ..but .... How?
AUTHOR: hahahaha...you noob..(pauses for more dramatic effect) of course using .....TIME SKIP technique.
DIRECTOR: arghhh..SHUT UPPPP BOTH OF YOU....SHUT UP!
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[Back to Arch]
ARCH: template...Pops template....hmmmmmm...Do I need to Act like whitebeard and perform some real deal impersonation..hmmmm....okay..let's give a try....ahemm.ahemm. ..gotta make sure no one is around ...ok ..all clear....ahemm..5.4.3.2.1...GU-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RA-RAH....Gurarararara...GURARARARARARAaaaAGHHHACKK *cough *cough *cough.....Hahhh how's that .....
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AUTHOR: hahahahahahahhahahhaha hah ahah š¤£ š š haaaaah hahah
NARRATOR:PFffffftt..
DIRECTOR: hhahhhhassh( Holding his laughter)
ROB: š¤ š¤
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[Back to Arch]
ARCH: Hows that system pretty accurate right?
SYSTEM:(imagining A 5yearsold kid laughing Gurararara)....
ARCH:HEYYYYY don't ignore my brilliant performance!! That's legacy right there BABYYYY..
*CREAKKKKK*
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[ User Info ]
Name: Arch D Newgate
Age: 5
Edward Newgate/ Whitebeard Template: 6%/100%.
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ARCH:WOOOOOW 6% FOR THAT LAUGH,,,,Gurarararararara...Thats what Im talking about...wait did I just unconsciously laugh like pops!!!???...Anyaws .What can I do with this 6 percent?...If I remember correctly..Imagination is the key..lets test it..
(Arch clenches his fist š imagining Shockwaves would come out from his punches. )
ARCH; ...eat thisss Hakuaaaaaa....
NARRATOR:Hakua (ē “ē©ŗéæććÆć¢, Hakua?, literally meaning "Shattering Void"): Whitebeard cracks the air with a punch and sends shock waves at his opponent.This is the only technique canonically named by Whitebeard and was used against Imu during the God Valley Incident. The name of the technique is likely a pun on hakua (ē½äŗ?, "chalk"), as a play on Whitebeard's signature color. In addition, the character éæ is the first kanji in the word ahondara (éæåéē¾ ?, "fool"), an insult commonly used by Whitebeard. In the VIZ translation, this is called Chalk Hakua.
ARCH:....Hmmmm ..no cracks.no shattering.no effects...damnnn this is nonsense.....is it because it's a template not a devil fruit....
One more time .....let's do it one more time....they say practice makes...bitches-I mean perfect....okkkk..eat This Hak-
(But before Arch could release his devastating.... more like disappointment mimicry of hakua, he notices his hand and he could not believe it...Because before he's too occupied with many things or he's just stupid...stupid enough not to notice that not just his hand but his whole body become childlike..)
ARCH: WHAAAAAAATTTTT....the helllllllllllll.....
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AUTHOR:Yupppp confirmed this mc is stupid....
NARRATOR: Finally..he notices it .
DIRECTOR: can't blame him...he'd been through a lot of traumatic experience.
AUTHOR:..NAHHH He's just dumbbb..look ..he didn't even notice his age in his own User Info.
ROB: zzZ š¤
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[Back to Arch]
ARCH: So I'm a kid now!...if I remember Gramps created a volume that i Inhabited before tossing me to a Minecraft like portal....but Im not really sure.hmm..My Memories are fuzzy.I feel like there's more to it....I feel like I'm missing many important details.....tsk....wait can the system help me?....heyyyy system.
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ARCH: Can you perhaps help me or can you restore my memories.My Memories are kinda groggy.?
*CREAKKKKK *
SYSTEM: NEGATIVE
ARCH: of course..I expected much....Goodness...saves that memory thing for later.I need to focused on my situation first....
First of all... I'm currently in an ....unknown place....all I could see is walls made up of brown woods.Even the flooring is made out of woods but for some reason the floor is painted with red paint well actually not just the wooden floor but also me...right....head to toes Im planted in red....how come I didn't notice this earlier ?...hmm...So for the first move I need to take a fucking bath....it's so sticky and itchy...but where's the bathroom....but he's thoughts got cut off because-
(When Arch utters the word bathroom. Something unbelievable happened in his left hand a small circle appeared and then the small circle expands into a large, transparent, spherical dome. The size of the Room..of course Arch catch sight of it from his palm till it expanded into a room....He's mouth agape....He couldn't believe it...he knows what this is!...He knows what kind of mess this ability can do.He knows every single detail about this spherical dome....)
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AUTHOR:Damn.....Really "bathroom" ...
NARRATOR: sheeesh
DIRECTOR: Here it is.....
ROB: š¤ zzZ
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