[AKARI'S LAST MOMENTS – EARTH]
The gym's back alley reeked of iron-pump sweat and the sad ghost of last night's ramen. Akari slumped against the sunbaked bricks, his post-workout shake sloshing as he scrolled one-handed through his phone. On-screen, a bearded fitness influencer droned about "achieving natty limits" between sips of a neon pre-workout.
"Fuckin' fraud," Akari snorted.
His quads flexed unconsciously as he shifted; those black joggers doing nothing to hide the thigh veins threatening to burst through the fabric. "Real talk—where's the thread on underground steroid busts? Or that MMA chick who choked out her boyfriend mid—"
[ENTER: TRUCK-KUN]
Three blocks away, an unmarked truck swerved through traffic like it had a personal vendetta against physics. The windshield reflected no driver—just swirling cosmic static as astral claws throttled the gearshift into fifth. Its grille pulsed crimson…
scanning dimensions for ideal candidates:
✔️ Aesthetics (7/10+)
✔️ Virgin Frustration (Critical Levels)
✔️ Untapped Power Fantasies (See: Notes on "Would Rail Canon Heroines Given Chance").
D I N G.
Target locked.
The horn howled like a wolf spotting prey.
[AKARI – UNAWARE VICT— 'CLIENT']
He licked chocolate protein off his lip just as wind kicked up—odd for a windless afternoon.
A notification buzzed.
📢 MEMORIES4U: "Your 'How To Seduce Your Gym Crush' PDF is ready! Click here before she benches more than you!"
Akari rolled his eyes… then froze. His reflection in the phone screen showed something behind him—headlights flaring like hell's own spotlight.
A voice that wasn't quite auditory, more like teeth grinding against his cerebellum, hissed:
[TRUCK-KUN.EXE]: "CONGRATULATIONS SOULLESSMEAT~ YOUR APPLICATION TO 'FUCK HEROINES & LIVE DELUDEDLY EVER AFTER' HAS BEENNNN… APPROVED!!"
Metal met spine with a sound like a dropped barbell. Ribcage → accordion. Shattered phone screen flashed one final meme:
"WHEN U DIE BUT YOUR LEGACY IS GETTING ISEKAI'D BY THIRST"
before—
[SYSTEM LOGIN SCREEN – VOID SPACE]
Akari came to choking on pixels and existential dread (same diff). Neon kanji spiraled around him:
✨ WELCOME CLI3NT #6,900,001! ✨
REASON FOR SELECTION: [VISUAL CHARM] + [POTENTIAL TO MAKE CANON LOVERS CRY IN THEATER RELEASES]
STARTING WORLD: [My Hero Academia](Heroines aged 18+, villainesses impatient)
TRANSPORTATION COMMENCING IN 3…2…1…