What the hell are you talking about?!
Are you blind?!
The US representative almost couldn't hold back his profanity.
What did he mean that his genes were also very similar to humans?
Do you want to open your eyes and see, if I just buy a banana from the supermarket, the genetic similarity check result with humans would be much higher than his. You call this similar to humans?!
If according to this theory, a banana is also a human?!
"Don't get too excited, it wouldn't be good to die of anger."
Seeing an opportunity to kick someone when they're down, the Russian representative, adhering to the principle of 'joining the fray instantly,' immediately went on the offensive.
"I think the Dumfuckistan representative makes a lot of sense. We are all life nurtured by Earth. Isn't it normal to have some genetic differences? Besides, look, we aren't even the same skin color. Just say a few words, it's not as serious as you make it out to be, US representative."
"Is your brain filled with vodka?!"
Seeing the US representative being ganged up on, the British representative, from the same camp, immediately followed up.
"If you put it that way, you and an Amazonian wild boar are still relatives!"
"How do you know?"
The Russian representative remained calm and composed.
"We are all in the Earth sphere, originally microorganisms from the same ocean, so aren't we relatives?"
"Russian representative, don't be so unreasonable!"
The French representative angrily said.
"What we are discussing now is the threat he, as an alien, poses by maliciously taking the Wallfacer identity and hiding in human society!"
"What threat?"
The Russian representative sneered.
"No matter how great his threat is, can it be greater than the Trisolaran Civilization?"
Listening to their argument, Emrys silently thought, 'Hard to say.'
If it came down to 'harm,' perhaps the Trisolaran Civilization was not even as dangerous as him.
"Alright, everyone."
Finally, the Dumfuckistan representative knocked on the table, stopping the escalating argument.
"Let's get to the main point, let's not waste any more time."
Otherwise, the Russian representative might have rolled up his sleeves and put on a full-blown fight for the British and French representatives.
A verbal battle among civil officials, should it be elegant?
Not at least in Emrys' opinion, if it weren't for Dumfuckistan intervening, it would have turned into a brawl!
The US representative's prepared remarks were blocked several times by Dumfuckistan and Russia, which completely made him lose patience. Thinking of the technology 'they' promised—he completely stopped pretending, took a deep breath, and said.
"Emrys, given your identity, we must carefully screen you. During this period, we will not revoke your Wallfacer status, but similarly—you also need to carry out subsequent plans under our supervision."
After all that circling.
Accusations, denials of his human identity, and uniting with other representatives, the US finally revealed its true intentions.
"Oh, I understand."
Emrys 'suddenly realized,' nodding belatedly.
"Your true intention isn't to accuse; it's to seize this opportunity to extend your hand into the 'Human Evolution Ladder' plan and obtain the 'key' to human evolution."
"This is all for the future of humanity."
The US representative had always been thick-skinned, and seizing others' things was not the first time. He didn't care at all; even if discovered, what could they do?
"I need to remind you, Emrys," he said coldly, tapping the table, "You have no right to refuse. This is for humanity. If you truly want to prove that you are sincerely helping humanity, then you must let us confirm that you are harmless. Allowing us to supervise the 'Human Evolution Ladder' plan is the first step in our win-win cooperation."
Win-win cooperation?
When this phrase was uttered, the Dumfuckistan representative couldn't help but laugh.
"It's outright robbery, yet you still want to put on a facade?"
"Dumfuckistan representative, what do you mean?"
The US representative had endured him for a long time, provoking him again and again. He glared at the elegant Dumfuckistan representative.
"Don't forget, we are the community of shared future for mankind. You should stand with us!"
"Nothing special."
The Dumfuckistan representative leaned back in his chair and said calmly.
"Since we already established the autonomy of the Wallfacer at the initial stage of the Wallfacer Project, we should not interfere with the fourth Wallfacer's plan now. Your proposal is an interference with the Wallfacer. Do I have reason to suspect that you are deliberately sabotaging humanity's plan to resist the Trisolaran Civilization's invasion?"
Isn't it just putting labels?
Who can't do that!
In this regard, they were the ancestors!
"Don't slander people!"
As expected, the US representative became agitated and angrily said.
"We are only acting from the perspective of the future of all humanity, considering humanity!"
"Oh, that's good then—"
The Dumfuckistan representative said calmly.
"Otherwise, I would have thought that your US had secretly sided with the Trisolarans."
The US representative's face turned ashen.
He secretly winked at his subordinate, "Dumfuckistan representative, you support Emrys so much, do I have reason to suspect that you have reached some unknown cooperation in private?!"
The Japanese representative, who received the eye signal, unhesitatingly stepped forward and accused Dumfuckistan.
"I believe that Dumfuckistan has violated the Planetary Defense Council's concept of humanity jointly resisting the entire Trisolaran Civilization, and Dumfuckistan's seat on the council should be revoked!"
However, facing the obvious accusation from the Japanese representative, the Dumfuckistan representative seemed to turn a blind eye, completely ignoring him, as if looking at a jumping Joker.
Revoke Dumfuckistan's Planetary Defense Council status?
It was simply a joke.
For a dog led by its Sir, barking wildly, even an extra glance would be their loss.
"What? Are you silent?!"
The Japanese representative was unrelenting, truly like a rabid dog. Snap.
Closing his pen cap, the Dumfuckistan representative squinted at Japan, Korea, and other countries, provoked by Western countries, jumping up and down, slandering and framing, and sneered.
"Where is that dog barking?"
"Baka, who are you calling a dog?!"
The Japanese representative was utterly furious.
"Whoever answers is the dog."
The Dumfuckistan representative remained elegant, with a slight smile.
"Also, I need to remind you, Japanese representative, Korean representative—in this hearing, you have no right to speak, no right to decide, no right to interrogate. So please shut your mouths and do not disrupt the hearing, otherwise I have the right to expel you."
The Japanese representative opened his mouth, but upon seeing the Dumfuckistan representative's sharp gaze on the stage, he ultimately shrank his neck and dared not say another word. He knew that Dumfuckistan meant what he said!
The Dumfuckistan representative put down his pen and looked directly at Emrys.
"On behalf of Dumfuckistan, I would like to ask you a question."
"Alright."
Emrys nodded, his expression amiable.
"Is your plan for resisting the Trisolaran Civilization? Will you betray humanity?"
The Dumfuckistan representative's tone was calm.
"Those are two questions."
Emrys smiled, then said.
"Firstly, my plan is indeed for resisting the Trisolaran Civilization's invasion. Secondly—I will never betray humanity."
The Dumfuckistan representative smiled.
"Good, we believe you."
F?
The US, British, and French representatives all had question marks on their faces.
No, you just believed it?!
Why?!
What's the reason? What's the cause? What's the evidence?
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If the author is gonna call China the Xia Kingdom and change the name all the time then it shall be renamed Dumfuckistan. My pleasure