Chapter 72: Why Do I Always Meet These Weirdos?!
Eh?
Hearing the deep, resonant voice beside his ear, Sonic felt goosebumps rise all over his body. A chill ran down his spine.
He looked closely. Although the muscular man in front of him was wrapped in bandages, Sonic could see the distinctive cleft chin and the affectionate gaze.
Who is this guy...
Though he didn't know the man's identity, Sonic's ninja intuition told him that this musclehead was definitely not weak.
Having been inexplicably thrown into prison, Sonic decided to play it safe while he was still unfamiliar with the territory.
Seeing Sonic remain silent, Puri-Puri Prisoner didn't get angry. Instead, his smile grew even more gentle.
"Oh my~ It seems the new little darling is a bit shy. It doesn't matter. Once our hearts are connected, everything will be fine."
Saying this, Puri-Puri Prisoner unlocked the cell door and walked in with a beaming smile, reaching out to stroke Sonic's face.
Seeing that rough, hairy hand reaching for his face, Sonic's immense pride flared up. His face darkened, and he slapped Puri-Puri Prisoner's hand away.
"Oi, big guy. You don't look weak. Tell me which prison this is!"
Sonic didn't want to tangle with this powerful muscle man. He needed to figure out the guards' patrol patterns quickly, escape, and seek revenge on those two bastards!
Seeing Sonic so resilient and unyielding, Puri-Puri Prisoner paused for a moment. Then, excitement flashed in his eyes, and his smile widened.
"Little darling, you're quite naughty. Come, let our hearts touch intimately. Let the sound of my heartbeat express my love for you!"
Saying this, Puri-Puri Prisoner spread his broad arms, intending to pull Sonic into a bear hug to let their hearts beat together.
Damn it! This guy is gay!
Although Sonic focused on assassination missions and diligent training, rarely paying attention to novelty news, he wasn't an idiot.
Judging by this muscle man's words and actions, he had taken a fancy to Sonic. It was disgusting.
Sonic's face turned icy cold. He wasn't interested in romance, and he definitely didn't want to be topped by a gay muscle man.
"Get lost!"
He shouted coldly. His body turned into an afterimage and vanished from the spot. His proud speed left Puri-Puri Prisoner unable to react in time.
The broad arms hugged empty air. Only then did Puri-Puri Prisoner realize that Sonic had appeared behind him.
So fast! It seems this young man is no ordinary person...
Puri-Puri Prisoner shuddered. His eyes practically turned into heart shapes, and his smile became even more infatuated.
Strong, handsome, and resilient... and most importantly, a criminal!
Oh my god! He is exactly my type!!
Puri-Puri Prisoner was practically drooling. He turned around eagerly, wanting nothing more than to hold Sonic in his arms and pamper him.
However, Sonic's speed was beyond what the current Puri-Puri Prisoner could reach.
Seeing the muscle man trying to attack him again, Sonic took a step. He moved so fast that two or three afterimages appeared around the cell simultaneously.
Puri-Puri Prisoner was dazzled. Every attempt to hug ended in failure. This feeling of being so close yet so far made him unable to stop, and a flush of excitement appeared on his rugged face.
Realizing that this muscle man was getting turned on because he couldn't catch him, Sonic's mouth twitched. He felt nauseous.
What a disgusting muscle gay... Just die already!!
Seizing the moment when Puri-Puri Prisoner missed another hug, Sonic flashed directly above him. A powerful downward kick, accompanied by a sharp whistling sound, aimed straight for Puri-Puri Prisoner's neck.
But in the very next instant, it felt like something had been pulled. A piercing pain shot through his brain, nearly making Sonic lose his balance.
Crap! I pulled it again!
Sonic's face twisted in agony. Puri-Puri Prisoner spun around abruptly, his Angel Hug enveloping Sonic instantly.
Distracted by the intense pain, Sonic couldn't adjust his posture in time. He could only watch wide-eyed as solid muscles and a dense patch of chest hair closed in on him.
Time seemed to freeze. Sonic's pupils constricted to pinpoints, and he screamed internally.
DON'T COME NEAR ME!!!
However, there were no "ifs."
In an instant, a thick, overwhelming scent of masculinity hit him in the face, followed by immense crushing pressure from all sides. Sonic was squeezed until his eyes rolled back.
Seeing Sonic in his arms, "happily" rolling his eyes back in bliss, Puri-Puri Prisoner smiled warmly, moved almost to tears.
"Oh my~ I didn't expect you to be so attached to my embrace, handsome boy. Then I will respond to your love properly."
Feeling the person in his arms trembling constantly, Puri-Puri Prisoner stroked Sonic's silky black hair and whispered softly:
" Although you look very much like a little girl, in my view, a piece of unpolished jade... the more it looks like glass, the higher its value.
"Conversely, the more you look like a girl... as long as you have the parts a man should have, I will love you with all my pity and tenderness."
Thirty seconds later, Puri-Puri Prisoner suddenly froze. His eyes widened in disbelief.
"What?! Why is there almost nothing there?! Why do you only have one out of the set of three?! You lied to me! You aren't a boy at all!!"
Puri-Puri Prisoner stumbled back two steps, looking utterly heartbroken. A thousand words condensed into a long, heavy sigh.
As he said before: A piece of jade is more valuable the more it looks like glass.
But conversely, you can't ACTUALLY be a piece of glass!
Heartbroken, Puri-Puri Prisoner left the cell with a face full of despair. Before leaving, he glanced back at Sonic reluctantly, his large eyes with long eyelashes filled with crystal tears.
Goodbye... little thing whom I don't know whether to call 'boy' or 'girl'.
Sonic lay on the damp floor of the cell, gasping for air. His heart was filled with endless humiliation and unwillingness.
WHY?! Why am I so unlucky?! AHHHHHH!!
Why do I always meet these weirdos all day long?!!!
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