*They travel back to the north base by foot through the forest. The journey takes days*
Day 1
*They walk through the dense forest of vietnam, sue has his hands tied up and blindfolded as hoe drags him*
Sue: Wait, where are you taking me? Just how long do I have to walk? Can you get these things off my hand?
Ho: Just stop asking questions dipsh*t. just do as I say, if you want to stay alive.
Sue: (Sighs) (starts whistling)
Ho:(grunts) No sound.
*sue think to himself that this is going to be a long trip*
D2
Sue: So what's your name?
Ignores the question
Aight imma call you Homicidal Woman for now, Homan for short
Hoe shrugs/scoffs
[Back to living room, that is where Homan came from, I thought it had a beautiful meaning or some sh*t]
Sue: so Homan, what do you like to do when you aren't causing mass genocide?
Ho: anarchy
Sue: oh…
D3
*At night, they rest near a campfire. Sue sits on tree stump still blindfold and tied up*
Sue: so… why did you join the army
*ho ignores and tries to sleep*
Sue: You know why I did?
Ho: i Don't care
Sue: Well, I told other people that I joined the army because I want to help out in the war and be strong. But I'm actually a coward.
*ho thinks what a surprise*
Sue: The real reason was because I was forced to, I didn't have a choice. Before everything, the war and all that, I was just some kid with a normal life with my family. I say that but my parents died, so it was only me and my sister. We got adopted by some strict parents, they acted like they were almost forced to adopt us. They would neglect us and beat us up almost everyday, they once forgot to feed us for a week. I had to work from a young age because of them, but without them we wouldn't have a house to sleep under so I guess things weren't so bad.
*ho stays silent but listen*
Sue: As the news of the war started, people were recruited to the army. Our step dad didn't want to join so he faked a disability and let them take me instead, obviously I didn't want to go and letting my sister stay with them alone is even worse. But she told me it's fine, and I got thrown into the army.
*Ho is still silent*
Sue: huh, i guess it's not that bad after thinking about it, some people have it worse, I'm no-
*ho start snoring loudly which startles sue, sue turns to hoe with a disbelief face*
*ho start laughing*
Ho: I'm kidding, what's that face for.
*Ho sighs*
Ho: look, I'll tell you my story but you promised to be quiet the whole trip.
Sue: Sure, ok. (Nods)
Ho: I was born in a family with a strong military lineage, everyone in my family became someone or did something to contribute to the military. My parents were one of the strongest in the family in their time, and as their only daughter it was on me to continue and succeed them. I had to be someone that they were proud of, so everyday I would train and learn to be the best commander this army has ever had. But even after everything I have done I could only get to general status and deep down I knew this was not the life I wanted to live, all my life it was just empty goals with no true motivation. I felt so pressured and weak, I guess you can say I forced myself to join the army.
Sue: Wow, it seems we aren't so different.
Ho: maybe not, anyway that's my story. Now shut up.
*Ho goes back to sleep while sue sits there*
D4
*Like the previous days they kept walking, getting nearer to the north base. Suddenly a rustling sound was heard near them*
*rustle rustle*
*Ho stops and looks around*
Sue: Why have we stopped?
Ho: shh… be quiet and stay still
*Ho let's go of sue and looks around her surroundings for the source of the sound, finding nothing she walks back to sue but suddenly fell into a trap and falls into a hole*
*Ho screams*
Sue: (Screams also) what? What's going on? Homan? Homan…?
Ho: Sh*t sh*t
*the bottom of the hole has spikes (punji trap but this one is a deeper hole), Ho is holding on to dear life as she is stopping herself from falling*
*Sue sees this as a chance to escape, and does so. He cuts the rope on his hands and takes off his blindfold. He then looks around and starts to run away from The hole Ho fell into. As he gets slightly further away he slows down then stops, he hears Hoe in the distance.*
Ho: F**K!!!
Sue: (mumbles) I don't even know how to go back…
*Sue looks down and sighs, he then turns around and runs back to the hole. On the way he grabs some vines as rope and arrive at the hole*
Sue: Hey Homan, you need help?
(smirks)
Ho: You… F**King Bastard, what took you so long? Help me!!
*sue throws down the rope and ties the other end onto a tree*
Sue: grab this
*Ho grabs the rope and lets go of the wall, Ho pulls herself back up and is back to safety.*
Ho: (heavy breathing) you Bastard… thanks.
Sue: No problem, Homan.
Ho: stop calling me that, it's Ho. My name is Ho.
Sue: Nice to meet you, hoe. I'm Sue.
D5
They finally see the north base in the distance, after a long journey.
Ho: we're almost there
Sue: finally… btw why do i still need to use the blindfolds and handcuffs?
Ho: just because you save me doesn't mean i'm letting you go free, you're still a prisoner.
They get to the front entrance of the base, and two guards are stationed there.
Guard 1: general Ho, welcome back and is this a prisoner?
Ho: yes, he wants to speak with the commander about information on the south's defense.
Guard 1: commander is in his office, you can go see her there.
As for the prisoner, we have to take him to the prison.
*Ho nods and walks away, leaving sue with the guards*
Sue: so… beautiful day isn't it…
*The guards take sue to his cell and leave him there*
*Ho walks to the office and inside the commander sits like a queen.
Commander: General Ho, good to have you back safe and sound. What did you find on your mission?
Ho: commander, i have infiltrated one of their bases but sadly didn;t find any documents related to their defenses. But I didn't come back empty handed, I brought one of the soldiers who says he has information but will only speak to you.
Commander: That sounds stupid.
Ho: I had no other choice, commander. He should be in the cell as we speak.
Commander: Well, let's go see what he has to say.
*timeskip to the prison, the commander and Ho stands in front of Sue's cell*
Commander: so, speak. Tell me everything you know.
Sue: everything? Well did you know {insert random facts}
*ho and commander are actually shocked to hear that fact*
Commander: (chough) I meant, everything you know about the south defenses.
Sue: oh… why did you not say so. {explains the most dumbest defense strategies ever}
*Ho puts her palms on her face to cover her embarrassment*
Ho: I'm so sorry, commander. I apologize for wasting your time.
Commander: Wait, that is the dumbest defense strategy I have ever heard and obviously a lie. That it could actually be true.
*Ho is left in disbelief*
Commander: Alright, now that we know their defense. We have no need for you anymore.
Sue: So I'm free to go?
Commander: no
*commander walks away*
Ho: I can't believe what just happened.
Sue: Wait, what's going to happen to me now?
Ho: you will mostly get killed tomorrow. Did you actually think she would let you go?
Sue: There was a chance.
Ho: you're an idiot.