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Chapter 66 - Pre-Enrollment PUA

["Now, let us welcome the leader whom everyone loves and respects—the Third Hokage, Lord Hokage, to speak~!"]

["Hehehe, children, hello~"]

["Where the leaves of Konoha dance, the fire will burn forever."]

["..."]

[Young Naruto wore a bright smile, but in truth his thoughts had already drifted far away.]

[Shikamaru picked at his ear, glanced at Chōji who was secretly snacking, then stepped in front of him, leaned back, half-closed his eyes, and began dozing off.]

[Ino pulled Sakura and Hinata over, whispering to them on the side.]

[That nuisance named Sasuke was still striking a tsundere pose. As a result, when he arrived late, the few of them tacitly ignored him completely.]

[On stage, once Sarutobi Hiruzen took the microphone, his mouth didn't stop moving.]

[His favorite thing was preaching the Will of Fire.]

[And since he was also the principal of the Ninja Academy, this stage suited him perfectly.]

[The Will of Fire.]

[The Strongest Hokage — the Third Hokage.]

[These things had been drilled into them since childhood, and with the speaker being the so-called Strongest Hokage,]

[one by one, their eyes continuously burst with fervent light.]

[Young Naruto blended in seamlessly with them.]

[The five kids were already used to it.]

["Naruto-kun… you're amazing~" Hinata stole a glance at young Naruto, the corners of her lips lifting unconsciously.]

["That's the eighth time, Hinata." Ino knocked lightly on Hinata's head.]

["We're having a serious discussion. Stop staring at Naruto!"]

["Mm-hm!" Sakura nodded vigorously in agreement.]

[Then she immediately received an "you too" from Ino.]

[In the blink of an eye, ten minutes passed.]

[And these kids were still listening patiently!]

[Seeing this,]

[the smile on Sarutobi Hiruzen's old face deepened even further.]

[He hurriedly took a tactical sip of water, brewing his emotions and wording.]

[In the end, aside from starting every paragraph with "Where the leaves of Konoha dance, the fire burns forever" for forced rhyme, the rest of his wording was utter garbage.]

[Whether others felt that way or not, young Naruto didn't know—but that was exactly how he felt.]

[This old thing could only fool these stupid villagers, constrained by lifelong indoctrination and internalized ideological conditioning.]

[Otherwise, with his mouth alone, he really wasn't capable of deceiving anyone—at best, he was just a senile parrot.]

Orochimaru: "That metaphor is very vivid."

Orochimaru: "Teacher Sarutobi really only ever repeats those few lines."

Danzō Shimura: "Hmph! Damn jinchūriki—who knew he'd say something so reasonable… but the Strongest Hokage isn't strong because of his mouth! Right, Hiruzen?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Danzō, shut up!!!"

Danzō Shimura: "Lord Tobirama, look—this is the Hokage you chose. Tsk tsk tsk~"

Senju Tobirama: Danzō!!!

Danzō Shimura: "Truly a perfect inheritance! My apologies for interrupting—go ahead and enjoy being Hokage!"

Temari: "A beast in human skin."

["Children, remember everything I said today, alright?"]

[Sarutobi Hiruzen asked kindly, his gaze sweeping across young Naruto, who looked equally absorbed.]

[His expression was full of benevolence.]

[Unaware that in young Naruto's eyes, his current appearance was utterly nauseating.]

[And along with him, this entire group of people disgusted young Naruto as well.]

[As if not a single normal person existed among them.]

[As for whether he had truly comprehended the so-called Will of Fire, young Naruto didn't know.]

[But if he were to place a blade against the throats of those children who cursed and insulted him, they would immediately parrot the Will of Fire again and call everyone in the village "one big family."]

[No—this actually proved that they truly had comprehended the Will of Fire.]

[It was simply a version belonging exclusively to the Third Hokage.]

Uzumaki Kushina: "Well said!"

Uzumaki Kushina: "That really is exactly how these people are—how did I not think of that earlier?!"

Uzumaki Kushina: "As expected of my son—he hit the core in one sentence. These people are just like that old monkey: hypocritical, sinister, and profit-driven!"

Uchiha Izuna: That's just the Senju temperament.

Senju Tobirama: That's the Sarutobi clan, damn it! If you want to curse someone, curse me—don't drag the Senju into it!

Uchiha Izuna: "..."

["You must always remember the Will of Fire."]

["The future belongs to you."]

["You are Konoha's tender shoots—its hope."]

[After saying a few final words with a smile, Sarutobi Hiruzen stepped down amid thunderous applause.]

[After that, class assignments began.]

[Not much time was wasted.]

[Iruka excitedly led the children to their classroom.]

[After letting them choose their seats freely, he told them they could leave. Classes would officially begin tomorrow.]

["Alright, kids—be careful on your way home~"]

[As a first-time homeroom teacher, Iruka was very nervous.]

["Yes! Goodbye, teacher~!"]

[The children greeted him one after another.]

[Iruka smiled and responded to each of them.]

[But at the very end, his smile froze for several seconds.]

[He then forced himself to hold on until everyone left.]

[After that, he hurriedly locked the classroom door and rushed toward the office.]

[However, Sarutobi Hiruzen was already nowhere to be found.]

[Iruka could only lower his head and sit helplessly under a large tree on campus, waiting.]

["That child… yes, that child."]

["The one who's been causing such a stir these past two years—I couldn't possibly be mistaken."]

["Why did he have to be assigned to my class?"]

[Despite trying hard to restrain himself, intense disgust still appeared on Iruka's face.]

Naruto saw this scene and fell silent.

Many times, he actually understood a lot.

But most of the time, he preferred using fake bravado and thoughtless behavior to cover up cruel truths.

'Iruka-sensei really was like this at the beginning.'

'But Iruka-sensei is different from the others!'

Mei Terumī: "I think Black-Frame Naruto probably won't interact much with this Iruka teacher."

Mei Terumī: "Black-Frame Naruto can easily sense others' goodwill and malice toward him."

Mei Terumī: "Besides, in the earlier golden-frame screen, Iruka was already fond of constantly talking about the Third Hokage and the Will of Fire."

Temari: "Given how much Black-Frame Naruto despises the Will of Fire, this Iruka teacher has even less chance of becoming another white moonlight in his life."

Senju Tobirama: Hmph.

Senju Tobirama: That monkey deliberately arranged this. Just keep watching.

Iruka Umino: "That's not it, Lord Tobirama… you also saw the child in the golden-frame screen. It was more because of my own problems…"

Senju Tobirama: I'm not saying you're bad. On the contrary, you're a good teacher—your ability is average, but your heart is sincere.

Senju Tobirama: Unfortunately, you don't understand what all of this represents.

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