The sun is bright the air is crisp and cold but the sun is warm on my skin as i gaze at the dirty blue sky speckled in tiny white clouds i wander what god in heaven thinks? that's a normal question right? i mean there is so much evil in this world anyway i wander if there is a universe or a multiverse?
HOONNK honk i turn my head just in time to see a eight wheeled semi slam into my body and my vision blink out of existence as my body and the wall i was next to get dusted
as i wake up all i can help but think is man i have always said or thought that if i was to wake up in another world i wouldn't believe in a god I guess i will have to follow up on that
because as i open my eyes see i am sitting in an ally ??? i wasn't in a town with alleys before this?? i stand up and look at myself my hands appear smaller than normal and I'm wearing a pair of black new balances along with a beat-up black jacket and black jeans i search my pockets and find nothing but dust
ok Alastair first things first breathe posture silence focus
so i need to figure out where i am i take a right down the road and see a sigh that says Vote Roger Doofenshmirtz for mayor Danville and start laughing Doofenshmirtz that's a funny name i keep on walking till i find an officer Francis Monogram sir i think I'm lost? where am i? the stout white man is significantly larger and taller than i am he turns his whole body and adjusts his cap to peer down at me ??? are you lost or are you just pulling my leg?? i see you kids running around all the time sir i said i don't know where i am i think i am lost in that case he frowns stroking his beard come this way he walks towards a police car conveniently waiting near the cerb and has me ride in it its a short trip to the car and a 10 minute drive through the high-rises of Danville to the police station on the way we pass a massive tower Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and all i can think is man am i in some kids show? when we arrive at the police station the cop has me hop out of the car and wait in some quant office area while he runs a search for me in some system called NamUS
eventually the officer gits a his and walks over to me I'm sorry kid I'm gonna have to ask you to wear these he passes me some weird looking cuffs with a blue light on them why i ask but his face goes red and he slams one cuff on me jerking me forward in the process i try to struggle but he forces the other cuff on me and lets me go then he drags me into a cell begins to grill me about my family he asks do you know where your father is? how your family is doing? where they are? all i can do is sit there and take it eventually he looses steam after me saying no i don't know where they are or what they are doing when he leaves and comes back with a yohoe a chocolate milk drink and a folder he has me take a sip and opens the folder to photos of a house burnt to a crisp and 3 body's one identified as my father my mother and my baby sister do you know how this happened? the officer asks no i say i have no idea Liar he yells slamming the table with his fists i know you did this you mutant scum the burns are standard with a high intensity blast of a small nuke more so than the average housefire and there is even the shadow marks of your elder sisters body like it got vaporized along with footprints running from the woods to the highway!!!
do you even feel for that family you killed your father Bartholomew would be ashamed of you!
i started crying and i don't know why to this day why i did but i will leave it up to my young body