Logan had always thought his life was trash.He had never done anything important, had no hobbies other than wasting time, and—needless to say—no friends. He spent his days sitting in front of his PC doing whatever while listening to music, working from home as a data entry clerk.
All of that was shit… but now that he had just died, he couldn't help but think that, despite everything, his life hadn't been that bad compared to everyone else's.
"So what comes after death isn't heaven or hell… just darkness," he thought as the memories of his death wrapped around him.
It had been a completely normal day in his routine, with the only difference being that it was grocery day and he had to leave his cave—the apartment—to restock the fridge.
Honestly, everything happened so fast that he didn't even have time to react.
- WATCH OUT FOR THE BUS!
- GET AWAY FROM THERE!
- KYAAAAAAAA!
- GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU IDIOT!
Everything turned into chaos around him.People were screaming, running, waving at him to move out of the way, but… unfortunately, that day he had his headphones on at full volume.
- Huh?
And in the next instant, he found himself surrounded by darkness.
That was how he ended up there.
"If this is how it's going to be for the rest of eternity, I'm going to go insane sooner rather than later," he thought, looking around and finding nothing but pitch black.
- Oh, dear Logan, you won't be here forever.
- Who said that?
- Who I am doesn't matter. What matters is that you're about to reincarnate.
- Really? Just like that?
- You can also choose to stay here if you want.
- No, no, no, no, no!
- A wise decision, Logan.
- Can I decide what my reincarnated life will be like?
- No.
- But—
- Now that everything has been said, this is goodbye. Please, enjoy your new life.
- Hey, wait a second—!
In an instant, he felt as if his "body" shut down and his consciousness grew blurry, fading into unconsciousness.
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…
"Hmmmmmmph… what a fucking weird dream I just had …" he muttered to himself, struggling immensely to wake up.
- Agggg… my head hurts!… but I don't remember drinking yesterday.
The headache was unbearable, like having a three-day hangover.
- Huh? What's wrong with my voice?…The question started as a confused whisper and exploded into panic—
- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY VOICE?!
He was in shock. His voice had changed.But the real panic started when he looked down at himself.
- TITS?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
And at that moment, he realized that the dream where he had been told he would reincarnate hadn't been just a dream.It had actually happened.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO… PLEASE, NO.
His panic spiraled out of control to the point where he started hyperventilating.
- THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!
He tried to calm down by looking around for help or something… but he was in an alley.And there was something strange: everything seemed to be made of stone, and the ground was dirt.
"You've got to be kidding me…"
When he looked outside the alley, what he saw shocked him even more than the revelation that he was now a girl.
It was a commercial district, but that wasn't the shocking part.What was truly shocking were the people.
There were men in armor, girls wearing hats and carrying staffs that looked magical, lizard men, elves, and an enormous number of humanoid races.
That was when everything clicked in his head.
He hadn't reincarnated in his original world.
This was a fantasy world.