"Eee-ee! (It's a horse!)" Opening my eyes to the gentle breeze, after a few seconds of confirming my situation, this was the first sound I uttered.
My body trembled uncontrollably, enveloped by a dizzying sensation.
"Eee-ee-ee! (It's a horse!)" Damn it.
What is this?
Moving my gaze downwards, I could see hooves.
Turning my head, I could see a tail and a waist.
Though I couldn't see it with my own eyes, I could feel the outline of a face and neck.
A neighing sound came from my mouth.
Yes. I am now a horse. A running horse. The horse that ran in the racetrack when I talked to God. That's the horse.
"Eee-ee, ee-ee—!? (You damned vagrant, you liar!?)" I've been tricked.
There is no God.
Reincarnated as a monster who can't even speak—I never even imagined such a thing.
Even if I'm reincarnated as a monster, why a horse of all people?
Because I met one at the racetrack, they made me reincarnate as a horse in another world?
Are they kidding me?
"Pururu, purr... (Ha... I'm going crazy...)" Monster reincarnation.
I roughly know what that is.
In the various isekai (another world) stories I've read in my otaku life, it's a story about being reincarnated as a monster and causing chaos.
Although I know the concept and have fantasized about reincarnation, isekai stories usually assume it's human reincarnation. I wanted to ask more about the isekai before making a choice.
But before I could even choose, I was forcibly dragged here and reincarnated as this kind of horse.
"Puruhi, purr... (Damn, why can't I speak human language...)" I tried to move my lips to make a sound, but only the neighing of a horse came out of my throat.
Damn it.
It's a horse.
If I had to choose a monster reincarnation, a slime would definitely be the first choice.
Although universally acknowledged as the weakest of the weak, slimes can eventually become indistinguishable from humans, the kind that devour everything and wreak havoc.
As a second choice, I'd rather choose a cool species that can evolve into a werewolf or something with human-like abilities.
But the form I was confirmed to take after reincarnation was a horse.
An ordinary horse that can't even speak!
A horse that only neighs and serves as a mount!
Neither a slime that can't level up by devouring, nor a carnivore that can bite with style—that's the kind of horse I'm talking about.
"Puhehehe, ee-ee (Damn it… what can a horse do?)" I started racking my brains to think of any advantages.
Horses… are fast animals.
And I've heard that kicking with their hind hooves is quite terrifying.
A person kicked by one could die instantly.
But does that apply in this other world?
Do I have to run and cast magic or something?
Ugh, all I can do now is neigh. Unable to even speak, should I practice a skill like silent spellcasting?
Ah.
Speaking of skills, since this is another world, I definitely need to check this—the status bar.
Even in a horse's body, a status bar would surely reveal something.
Right, what if I could access the status bar?
Status Bar!
I immediately shouted "Puhi! (Status Bar!)"... but my vision remained coldly unresponsive, utterly black.
Status bar, status, information, etc.—I tried shouting every word I could think of with a horse's neigh, but only a merciless neigh echoed.
'Damn it, what am I supposed to do...? Did I reincarnate as a lowly monster? Am I meant to be experience points for heroes or adventurers?' Exhausted from tossing and turning, trying various things, I looked around.
'It's a grassland... that old man really did send me to a starting point full of otherworldly charm.' To my right, a vast grassland was visible. Judging from the distance, the hillside stretches out to the horizon, where grasslands likely extend as well.
Looking to the left, the trees gradually increase in number, culminating in a dark, gloomy forest.
Is it a forest connected to the grassland?
It seems to be shrouded in a light mist.
Judging from the rather cold weather, the seasons seem to have arrived in perfect sync.
Putting aside the horse's needs for now, whether searching for shelter, people, or monsters, action is necessary, but that seems impossible on the vast grassland to the right.
The grassland, stretching to the horizon, is devoid of anything but dry, twisted grass due to the winter weather.
In any case, I'll focus on finding water or something else in the forest first, and head towards it.
......
'Wow… this thing is damn fast…' What would take a human quite a while to cover, I approached with a sense of unease, and in the blink of an eye, I reached the entrance to the forest, shrouded in a thin, cool mist.
Even at a brisk pace, the speed was comparable to that of a bicycle.
I had thought that being unfamiliar with the horse's body would prevent me from walking properly, but I could run with the same ease as my own.
Could this sense of familiarity be a privilege of this other world?
'No…it shouldn't be…at least I should have language abilities…it shouldn't be this useless…' Trying to calm my uneasy heart, I searched for water or something else in the forest, but all I could see were wild grass, dark earth, and rather thick trees.
Oh damn God, why…? 'Anyway…avoiding the uphill paths and just wandering around in the lower areas…' Thinking this, I ran for a while until the fog dissipated, leaving only the continued shadowy forest.
But the problem was, I really couldn't see anything except trees and wild grass.
Half a day had passed since I became a horse, and gradually, an unbearable thirst and unease began to overwhelm me.
Would I die in this other world without even a sip of water?
Not even a bystander?
No way? As I quickened my pace to shake off my unease, I heard a faint sound of water.
'Saved! Damn, that feels amazing!' 'At least with water, I can survive for now, right?' Thinking this, I breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards the sound of water, finding a small stream, ankle-deep enough.
'Yeah, they wouldn't just leave someone to die without water, would they?' Thinking this, I walked towards the clear water to quench my thirst—'Holy crap, that face…?' Reflected in the water was a horse with dark brown, grizzled skin and a jet-black mane, its face contorted in a ferocious expression.
'…No, how can a horse's face look like that? It looks like a damn thug. I can't even tell which horse I bet on at the racetrack, how come this horse's face is like this?' An indescribable, subtle feeling washed over me.
Is this my face in this world?
This ferocious, roguish horse face?
Although my original face was at least presentable, and I even received modeling offers after a makeover...
While not quite a celebrity, I was often complimented on my good looks on the street... Now, this appearance... '...Phew...wake up. It's a horse's face anyway. What does appearance matter? Let's look at the other parts first...' Ignoring my subtle emotions, I took a sip of water and began to examine the other body parts I couldn't see clearly.
As I surveyed my reflection in the water, another subtle sense of admiration arose.
'Ha...Holy crap, this is amazing...' It was a remarkably muscular and massive body.
While horses usually have muscles and a physique, they generally appear lean rather than bulky, but the horse reflected in the water had bulging, knotted muscles, giving it a robust and powerful appearance.
I'd seen pictures of muscular farming horses before, but this one was even more muscular than those. Especially the quadriceps connecting the legs to the body, which were astonishingly developed.
'This…is this the body I'll be using to survive in this other world…' Although the feeling of being a horse's body was strange, looking at the bulging veins on the thick muscles, I couldn't help but think that survival shouldn't be a problem.
With such a sturdy body, its physical strength would be top-tier in this other world, right?
Thinking this… I tried moving my body back and forth, and its flexibility was unbelievable—it was such a muscular body.
Even more astonishing, its waist could bend!
Its neck could also turn quite flexibly forward, backward, left, and right; its body was so free that it made me wonder if this wasn't a horse at all, but some other creature.
As I twisted my body and lowered my head to try and peek at my abdomen between my legs…
'…!? W-what, what the hell is this…!?' Two enormous, beautiful orbs, covered in black, leathery skin, were swaying before my eyes.
If it weren't for the fact that they were located on the lower body, I wouldn't even be able to tell that they were male orbs—they were so unimaginably large.
"Holy crap..." Completely different from the horrifying animal genitalia pictures I'd once seen online.
Each sphere was the size of a man's fist, as wide as a hand, the size of testicles hanging like two melons.
The prominent, thick veins and imposing shape were enough to make one forget that these were their own spheres, eliciting gasps and gasps of amazement.
Just as I was marveling at these spheres, the bulge in the middle suddenly caught my attention.
'Ah, is that a penis? A masochistic thing. Will it suddenly pop out like those horrifying animal genitalia pictures I'd seen online?' Thinking this, I subtly used the force of an erection, and suddenly another grotesque, terrifyingly large thing sprang out from the center.
'What the hell is that?!' The penis was so grotesque that my brain couldn't immediately recognize it as my own organ, proudly displaying its dark red skin and bulging, thick veins.
When I realized that this object, with its ferocious shape and size, was actually my penis, a few seconds of confusion passed before I let out a sigh.
'Haaah… I came here because I wanted a mazaji… but this thing is way bigger than a mazaji, damn it…' The mazaji I'd seen in those grotesque pictures were known for their length.
I'm not interested in that kind of thing and don't know much about it, but I've heard that bestiality involving horses appears in hardcore adult films.
But can this penis really be used for that purpose?
It's so ferocious that it makes me wonder.
I couldn't help but sigh.
When I was transported to this other world, I resolved to abandon my distorted view of women from Earth.
Although I don't know what women are like in this other world, I want to say goodbye to that crazy mentality in my new life.
Returning to the slightly conservative thoughts I had before the trauma, I hope to live a normal, loving life with the women I meet in the future.
Moreover, I want to experience sexual experiences with my beloved that I've never had on Earth.
But even if he could eventually establish an intimate relationship with a woman, would this thing actually work?
A huge penis might be a man's romance, but this size would only make women scream and run away.
Looking at this ferocious Mazagi, more hardcore than 3D porn and seemingly only fit for 2D comics, he couldn't help but sigh again.
'...In that case, I can only rely on the humanization skill! Yes, that's it! There's no choice but to become human!' Just as he was sighing, a flash of inspiration struck him, as if he heard a light switch being turned on.
That's right.
The humanization skill, common when monsters transform into other creatures.
If he could transform into human form with this skill?
'Once I obtain the humanization skill, everything will be OK! As long as I get rid of the horse form, that guy's size will change too! Then I can fucking have sex normally! That size, even a human's little...brother would be big enough!? Another world's gigantic penis oral sex wouldn't be a dream, you bastard!' His goal was set.
He would find a way to become human, no matter the cost.
Although I might not have that skill, I decided not to think about it.
Because the thought of not having it would really make me cry.
Humanization skills exist.
Whether it's leveling up or something else, there will always be a way to obtain it.
I must obtain humanization skills no matter what, and then enjoy life in this other world!
'...Even though I can't speak right now... I should be able to talk, right?' Just as I made up my mind, worry immediately welled up again.