Hey there, reader! Yeah, you… the one sitting there scrolling, pretending you're not about to get sucked into some chaos. Welcome. Pull up a chair, maybe grab a snack… you're going to need it.
This story? Well… it's about a kid. A very extra kid. The kind who trips over his own two feet, gets laughed at by basically everyone, and somehow manages to survive the absolute worst days without completely losing it.
But there's more. Way more. Things aren't as simple as classes, bullies, or awkward crushes. There's… something lurking inside him. Something sharp, clever, maybe a little scary. Don't worry, he doesn't know it's there either… yet.
So yeah. Sit back, relax, and maybe… just maybe, don't blink. Things are about to get messy, funny, terrifying, and kinda… magical? But not in the obvious "sparkles and flying brooms" way. More like… chaos wrapped in fire, sarcasm, and occasional weird heroics.
Ready? Good. Let's get this started.