Fuck my life!!
It's seems I just got reincarnated.
A young school boy was crossing the road.
One second he was there, the next he was being run over by a huge white truck. The blood of the boy stained the truck, but it kept moving. Inside, loud rock music cut through the air, then fingers tapping on the driving wheel followed the rhythm of the song. Then, along with the vocals of the song, a pitch-high voice cried out: "Reincarnation!!!!!! Man, I love my fucking job!!!"
It was a white-haired guy with golden eyes. He looked like someone in his thirties, wearing a blue jumpsuit and a hat. Written at the back of the suit was "R.D." in long terms - Reincarnation Driver.
"Man, I sure love the smell of fresh blood in the morning!!" He muttered to himself while driving.
Cutting his words was a ring on the radio of the truck. Ring!! Ring!! It stopped. Then a voice spoke: "Driver! Requesting personal for world number 078 process with the request."
The driver looked down at the radio screen, and details of the person that got reincarnated were shown. The location and the countdown time of the reincarnation were deployed. Now all he had to do was wait in the right location and just do what he did best - drive.
As hours went by and the sun began to set, the orange light reflected off the truck parked at the side of the road. In the truck sat the guy. The glow of his phone screen cast a blue light on his face.
"Ugh, why did You give her that memory,
you idiot?!"
he shouted at his phone, eyes rolling like a teenager. He was totally lost in a popular webnovel.
He tossed his phone onto the passenger seat, where it landed with a soft thud.
He let out a dramatic sigh and leaned back in his seat. "Well, I guess that's a wrap for todays Free pass.
He muttered, "Man, I sure wanna take a wizz now, huh? Two minutes remaining huh... Hmmm, it won't kill me to just do it behind the truck."
The creak of the truck door cut through the silent streets as he came out, not noticing his surroundings as he walked to the back of the truck and unzipped his pants. A dark figure passed him, but he didn't notice a thing and started peeing.
The figure went inside the truck to steal it, but it seemed too complicated to handle, so he just pushed random buttons. As the sound of his pee stopped, the sound of the truck cut through the air - furious and loud. That's when he noticed the drunk truck was reversing.
What came next was a "thud" and darkness. When he opened his eye, he was laying naked in the middle of a city that seemed less advanced, but he already knew he got reincarnated.
And that's how I got here, butt naked, with people staring at me...