Doing my best Scott impression, I quoted part of one of his many speeches to me, saying, "Some of our moments are private. Just for us. When we fuck, when you even think of us fucking, that's between you and me. As much as I loved pushing our luck and fucking in all the wrong places, I never want you and your blushing cheeks having to explain those intimate moments to our friends and family."
This sent them all into an uproar, ooh and aahing, bickering and talking over each other before we all burst into laughter.
"All I can say is no wonder she spreads her legs all the time for him. If a man talked to me like that in Europe—" said Tessa.
"Fuck Europe, he can be saying that shit in a gay bar and I'd be all over that," said Toni.
"That was actually in Fiji, but the man has spoken. So that's that," I said, letting out another giggle.
"I'm glad I made such an impression, baby," his voice said from behind me.
