CHAPTER 81 — CONSEQUENCES, REGRETS, AND A VERY ANGRY STATUE
They woke up at different times.
This, in itself, should have been a warning.
Chen Wulian woke up first, because Chen Wulian always woke up first when something had gone horribly wrong. His eyes snapped open, his brain attempted to reboot, failed, and immediately blamed fate.
The ceiling above him was unfamiliar.
That was problem number one.
Problem number two was the pounding in his head, which felt less like a headache and more like a small, angry cultivator repeatedly knocking from the inside with a hammer.
Problem number three was the weight on his chest.
Chen groaned. "If this is a curse… I swear I'll apologize."
The weight shifted.
A voice followed.
"…Why are you breathing on me."
Chen froze.
Very slowly, he looked down.
