Victor Velegas’s first life ended in the worst possible way: caught in gang crossfire while locking up his workplace. 

It was the ultimate bad ending, which is exactly why Chronicle, the eternally-bored Guardian of the River of Time, and goddess of the Omniverse, found it so fascinating.

As a hobby, this quirky goddess collects tragic stories. 

Victor’s was a top-tier entry. As a reward (or perhaps for her own amusement), she offers him a cosmic do-over with two wishes. 

Victor, not being a fool, goes for the ultimate power fantasy: the might of a Kryptonian and eternal youth. 

Perfect! What could possibly go wrong?

What goes wrong is Chronicle’s idea of a bonus gift. With a fit of mischievous giggles, she adds a third, unasked-for power: the lustful bloodline and… ahem… talents of a Divine Incubus King. 

“This should definitely spice up your new life! Go get 'em, playboy!” she cheers, hurling him back to the time of his birth.

His grand new life immediately derails upon birth as his passive, Divine Incubus King bloodline triggers a critical cutscene: he’s swarmed by every mother in the neighborhood, all cooing and fighting to spoil him.

Trapped in an infinite swarm of cuddles and baby talk, he's spoiled rotten by an overly affectionate local Moms Club, all under the gleeful watch of a goddess who just loves to spice up her stories.

Trapped in his mother’s lap as the center of a doting, squealing vortex of maternal estregen, he can only shoot a betrayed look at the heavens.

"Goddess! You made me too OP!"

Follow Victor’s quest to rewrite his tragic destiny, armed with enough power traverse the universe, but whose greatest challenge might just be surviving his own overwhelming… adorableness? 

All while a giggling goddess watches from the cosmos, endlessly entertained.

Again, I ask!

What could possibly go wrong?

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This is basically a self-insert and wish fulfillment novel. If you don't like it, just don't read it. I really hate those people who every author knows that don't like the fucking free novel and give it a bad review. That's how I know who's fucking mentally developed. 

On that note, I'm obligated to state that any elements found in this story are fictional, and that any resemblance to any person, place, or event is entirely coincidental. 

I also don't own the cover art, so if the real owner requests it, I'll remove it.

Please enjoy this novel.

~TMITM

I'm working 2day, But I've started writing chapter 4.


I'll get it here by 48 hours, so thanks for hanging in there.


I know this kinda of a weird way to communicate, so I posted the link for my discord below.


Please keep in mind that while I'm Gen Z, I'm horrible with any internet things like discord and other chat apps.


I had the mom that would say, "go outside and play. Don't let me see you back insude before lunch." 


Lol. I guess what I'm trying to is the discord server isn't going to be fancy. It'll be be kinda naked and bare until I get the hang of it.


Apologies in advance for those internet geniuses (my term for people who can navigate discord and what's app with basic knowledge 😭😭😭)


Also, if Discord isn't easiest for you, I just recently set up a Patreon. Go to the Patreon website or the app. My username is TheManInTheMask.


You don't have to pay for membership, It's only there because I was setting it up. It's hella corny too.


I'm about to head to work, so enjoy your day. 


The Discord link is below, and in the comments section.


Chapter 6 - Good Morning (At least for Me)