—✦Omniscient Viewer's Chat Lodge✦—
Yoimiya: "How… how utterly wondrous!"
Yoimiya: "Miss Stelle merely touched that arcade cabinet, and she transformed into… this!"
Stelle: "Hmph!( Cool.jpg)"
March 7th: "Uh… Stelle, have you been… infected?"
Stelle: "Hmph!"
March 7th: "…..I can hmph too!"
Lumine: "Hmph!"
Paimon: "Hmph!"
Yoimiya: "Hmph!"
Arataki Itto: "Hmph-jii!"
Paimon: "How did a pig sneak in? (Covering mouth, laughing.jpg)"
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『 Stelle, now transformed into Hanu, began her cool, adventurous journey.
She squeezed through the cave entrance, directly into an unfamiliar room.
Then, the narration, attributed to "Boss Stone," began.
[ Hahaha, you wretched Hanu Brothers, I've finally caught you! ]
[ Look how small you've become—now you'll never escape my grasp! ]
After the narration, Stelle followed the instructions to find Boss Stone's treasure.
[ Hahaha, look, you're blocked! How pathetic! ]
[ I certainly won't tell you such a monumental secret—that if you swap bodies again through the TV, you can freely break through that obstacle! Hahaha! ]
Stelle's path was obstructed, and before she could even ponder a solution, boss Stone's narration foolishly revealed the secret, giving himself away.
So she followed the hint and shattered the obstacle.
[ Oh, damn it! I hate my mouth, it leaked the secret! ]
Boss Stone's tone was utterly vexed.
Stelle continued deeper, passing a cabinet along the way, and discovered an origami bird stuck inside.
After a moment's thought, Stelle forcefully pulled the origami bird out.
[ It was so stuffy in there, choo… Did you save me? ]
The origami bird was immensely grateful.
In response, stelle merely let out a very cool… "Hmph!"
That "Hmph" was so cool, so utterly nonchalant, that the origami bird began to eye her with a look reserved for simpletons.
[ Choo? ]
[ Hmph! ]
[ Choo, choo choo? Choo! ]
[ Hmph! ]
No matter what the origami bird said, Stelle only gave a cool "Hmph."
[ You can't even speak! Never mind, thank you, choo, I'm leaving. ]
The origami bird, unwilling to converse further with a simpleton, flapped its wings and made its escape.
Stelle's adventure continued. Nothing could impede her progress.
She began to delve further into the depths. A moment later, she used a rocket mechanism, and arrived before a magnificent treasure chest.
[ Oh, damn it, hanu Brothers! You've ruined my plans again, and stolen the treasure I painstakingly extorted! ]
[ Alright, i admit, you've once again saved Dreamtown—but I will return! ]
After Stelle opened the treasure chest, boss Stone's exasperated voice echoed.
Then, the End!
Curtain call! BRAVO!!! 』
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—✦Omniscient Viewer's Chat Lodge✦—
Stelle: "What kind of idiotic game is this?"
Stelle: "Are you sure it's not for three-year-olds?"
Hook: "No way? Hook is way past three, and I wanna play it too!"
Klee: "Klee loves this game too! I want to play as the Hanu Brothers and defeat the mean Boss Stone!"
Silver Wolf: "This kind of childish game dares to compare itself to Punklorde's games?"
Silver Wolf: "When I was three, i played much more profound stuff than this."
Hanabi: "What? Isn't it fun? Hehehe, i find it quite amusing. This game is so full of childlike innocence!"
Stelle: "I'm not a child anymore, i just want to play some adult GAMES!!"
Sampo: "Say no more, darling, come find me sometime, and I'll definitely take you to play some adult games!"
March 7th: "Sampo, shut up! Don't corrupt Stelle!"
Hotaru: "Shut up + 99999!!"
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『 Stelle interacted with the arcade cabinet again and transformed back.
[ You're back, Stelle! Are you alright? ]
As soon as Stelle returned, Hotaru rushed forward, her voice filled with concern.
[ It was quite interesting. ]
Stelle said with a smile.
[ Is that so… Well, as long as you're okay! ]
Hotaru smiled sweetly, her worries easing.
[ My dear, you did wonderfully! Look what I have here—「Momentary Freedom」—you got it! ]
Sampo dangled a donut-shaped handcuff before Stelle, shaking it.
[ Now everything is ready, all that's left is to dream. Follow me, everyone—it's time for you to experience true entertainment! ]
Sampo flashed a mysterious smile, leading everyone to the Dream Vending Machine shop.
[ Welcome to the Dream Vending Machine shop, doctor Edward is at your service! ]
[ Astral Express Trailblazer, we meet again—haha, and you've brought two interesting friends! ]
The large-eyed entity named Edward greeted them warmly.
[ Hi, doctor Edward. I want to let my friends experience something… interesting, you know. ]
Sampo's smile was a little lewd.
[ Of course, doctor Edward welcomes thrill-seeking guests! May I read your dream, sir? ]
[ Hmm, use mine. Last night's would be perfect. ]
Sampo nodded, beginning the operation.
[ Uh… what is this doing? ]
Hotaru watched Sampo's actions, a little bewildered.
[ Allow me to explain, this is a service for our veteran guests: you can entrust me with a recent dream you've experienced, supplemented with relevant emotional archetypes, and I can craft a personalized Dream Bubble for repeatable experiences. ]
Edward explained.
[ I can do anything I want?? ]
Stelle's expression rippled slightly.
[ Exactly! It seems you're catching on, you've had those dreams that leave you wanting more after you wake up, haven't you? ]
Sampo felt a surge of satisfaction seeing Stelle finally grasp it.
[ Dreams that leave you wanting more… ]
Hearing this, Hotaru too felt a certain anticipation.
[ It seems Miss Hotaru is already eager. Don't rush, don't rush, as a demonstration, let's experience my dream first. ]
Having said this, sampo looked at Doctor Edward.
[ I trust you have the materials ready, please hand them over to me. ]
Edward prompted, and Sampo promptly placed the items one by one.
[ Thank you for your donation—reading complete! Adjusting memoria, generating Dream Bubble… ]
[ Generation complete! Please close your eyes and press your forehead against the Dream Bubble. ]
Doctor Edward whirred and hummed, and soon, based on these materials, synthesized a new Dream Bubble.
[ Come on, my dear—I wish you a happy time. ]
Sampo handed the Dream Bubble to Stelle. 』
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—✦Omniscient Viewer's Chat Lodge✦—
Stelle: "It's COMING!!"
Stelle: "Next up is the adult CONTENT!!"
Stelle: "Parents, please watch responsibly with your children present!"
March 7th: "Uh… what kind of scene will it be?!"
March 7th: "I feel a bit nervous…"
Lumine: "Paimon, close your eyes, no peeking!"
Paimon: "No way~ I'm not a kid ANYMORE!!"
Hook: "Hehehe, closing your eyes won't help, hook is gonna watch!"
Bronya: "Does this livestream not have some kind of… 'teen mode'?"
Dr. Ratio: "I don't believe this livestream would stoop to such vulgarity."
Hanabi: "Hehehe, the next scene is definitely going to be very exciting."
Stelle: "Tsk, i love exciting scenes!"
Hotaru: "(Shyly covering face.jpg)"
Silver Wolf: "Why are you shy, you bubble teapot?"
Sampo: "Everyone, stop talking, the scene is about to begin! Old Sampo also wants to know just how exciting this scene will be!"
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『 After pressing the Dream Bubble against her forehead, Stelle's consciousness entered a new scenario.
[ Hmm… where is this? ]
Hotaru could also see the scene, so she couldn't help but ask.
[ This is… the clinic in Belobog's Underworld? Why is it empty? ]
Stelle looked around, a little bewildered.
[ Where are the people, where have they all gone? ]
Stelle was lost.
[ That's a surprise, we'll reveal it later. But you must understand—in dreams, anything is possible. ]
[ Don't rush, you should first get used to the feeling of a dream within a dream. ]
Sampo teased.
Hearing this, Stelle began to wander around the room, and then found a note on the table.
The note read:
「 Sampo's Advice?
Become the Garbage King
Though the trash bags have long been broken 」
[ This all feels so familiar... ]
Stelle felt a sense of déjà vu about the counsel.
[ It's perfectly normal for people to see anything in their dreams. ]
[ Don't get hung up on the details—if you ask me, you should go outside and take a look, just be careful not to get scared! ]
Sampo chuckled.
[ Then let's go see. ]
Stelle nodded and began to exit the room.
Then, she witnessed a scene that thrilled and left an unforgettable impression on her! 』
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—✦Omniscient Viewer's Chat Lodge✦—
Stelle: "Holy MOLY!!"
Stelle: "Heaven! This is HEAVEN!!"
Stelle: "A paradise filled with trash CANS!!"
In the Parlor Car, Stelle saw the scene in the video, and immediately jumped up in surprised delight.
March 7th: "Uh… hehe… you're still so fond of trash cans…"
Lumine: "THIS!! A group of extremely burly trash cans?!?"
Lumine: "Is it that abstract?!"
Paimon: "There are copper trash cans… silver trash cans… and even golden trash CANS!!"
Paimon: "They all look so strong, i feel like one punch could send me flying!"
Seele: "This is the 'not suitable for minors' scene??"
Seele: "And… how could there be trash cans like this in Belobog's UNDERWORLD!!"
Bronya: "Seele, calm down! We already said this is a dream."
Bronya: "A little bizarre is acceptable…"
Furina: "Magnificent, truly magnificent! Look at the elegant and noble postures of these trash cans, they are simply born models!"
Furina: "I've decided! I will redesign all of Fontaine's trash cans to match their STYLE!!"
Neuvillette: "I… never mind, as long as you're happy. (Speechless.jpg)"
Charlotte: "WOW!! Fontaine's trash cans are going to be redesigned like this? This is exclusive, breaking news!"
Charlotte: "I'm going to write this report right NOW!!"
Hu Tao: "Um… Miss Ningguang… shouldn't our Liyue also keep up with the times?"
Ningguang: "A trifle, we'll use the finest mined Starshrooms to craft a few such trash cans as Liyue landmarks!"
Venti: "Ehe, i think Mondstadt could do the same! Let's put them in the Anemo Archon's hands!"
Jean: "..."
Diluc: "….."
Yae Miko: "@Ei. Hm? Inazuma too…"
Ei: "As you wish."
Kaveh: "Then I'll design Sumeru's!"
Alhaitham: "Fine, as long as you pay for it yourself!"
Kaveh: "…."
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