"A topic for girls…"
Blanca really had no idea what to talk about. Because of her contact with Mobius, very few people would take the initiative to chat with her.
And Mobius herself was not someone who liked idle chatter either.
Since she usually stayed at the research institute, this had resulted in all of Blanca's skill points being put into things related to scientific research.
As for chatting… well…
She could talk.
When it rained, she knew to run home.
"Mm-hmm, mm-hmm! Topics for girls!"
Under Blanca's gaze, Levi said with a grin, "Then… is there someone you like?"
"I don't know."
"Is it Ato?"
"Not sure."
Blanca calmly dealt with Levi's questions, answering them while somehow also not answering them.
When Levi fell silent, Blanca spoke, "Now it's my turn to ask you."
After saying that, she paused and looked into Levi's eyes. "Is there someone you like?"
"Hmm…" Levi kept rubbing his chin. "I don't know."
"Is it that Levi?"
'Huh?!'
Hearing his own name from Blanca, Levi smiled and spread his hands. "Who knows?"
Just like Blanca, Levi had answered, yet somehow also had not answered.
After some time, Levi suddenly clutched his chest.
Seeing this, Elysia did not offer any comment.
After all, it was an armed helicopter, not a man.
Just pretend he had been rammed by the nose of the helicopter.
"Hiss~"
"What's wrong with you!"
Seeing Levi suddenly looking pained, a trace of worry and urgency appeared on Blanca's usually calm face.
She hurriedly helped Levi up from the ground.
"I've got a disease."
"What disease?"
Blanca took out her phone. After topping up her account, the overdue-payment notice on the screen had disappeared.
She was preparing to contact Mobius.
Just then, Levi's voice rang out. "A disease where I'll die if I don't drink wedding wine, attend a full-month celebration, or go to an engagement banquet."
Blanca's hand paused as she dialed. She put her phone back into her pocket, her expression both helpless and amused.
"That isn't funny."
"I'm sorry."
Following the principle that as long as he apologized quickly enough, the other person would have no way to get angry.
Levi immediately put his palms together and bowed to Blanca in apology.
"Sigh~ I'm not angry."
"What are you two ladies talking about? Can't you share it with Big Brother here?"
"…"
A shamelessly sleazy voice rang out, and both Levi and Blanca fell silent.
No matter how hard someone worked to learn acting after the fact, they could never beat a naturally gifted performer's moment of genuine emotion.
Levi felt that he would never be able to learn this tone of voice in his entire life.
It was enough to leave even a man speechless.
'Hmm?' Elysia noticed something strange in Levi's words and corrected him. 'Aren't you an armed helicopter?'
'Ahem, don't worry about the details.'
After dealing with Elysia, Levi looked at Blanca and asked, "Can I hit him?"
"Go ahead."
Seeing "Elysia" walking toward him in response, rubbing her fists together, Ato's mouth twitched, and he forced an ugly smile.
"Don't hit this handsome face of mine."
"I'm hitting you anyway!"
'Take this punch!'
"F*ck! You're actually serious?!"
Dodging Levi's swinging fist, Ato hurriedly backed away and stared at him with wide eyes.
He had thought he was only joking. He had not expected him to actually throw a punch.
"You thought I was bluffing?"
Levi raised his head. "Take this punch!"
"F*ck!"
After some time fooling around, it was Blanca who stopped Levi from beating Ato because it had gotten too late.
"Did you return the car?"
"Yeah, I did." Ato rubbed the eye that had taken a punch, grimacing in pain. "That guy was pretty pitiful too. After I returned it, I was just about to leave when I saw him coming down in the elevator. Looks like he had just gotten off work."
Late at night, just getting off work…
Another miserable wage slave.
Levi sighed to himself. The next second, the pilot ejected from the cockpit, and the mecha's self-awareness took control of the body.
Looking at the two people preparing to return to base, Elysia offered a suggestion. "Since we finally came out…"
"How about we go get something to eat together?"
Hearing this, Ato and Blanca looked at each other. One nodded, while the other shook their head.
It was worth mentioning that Blanca was the one who nodded, while Ato was the one who shook his head.
Seeing this, Elysia scratched her head.
The two looked at each other again.
Blanca: 'He doesn't want to eat? He wants to go back?'
Ato: 'She doesn't want to go back? She wants to eat here?'
So they turned toward Elysia and once again, one nodded and the other shook their head, except that they had switched roles.
"Forget it!" Elysia waved her hand. "Majority rules."
'Time to eat!'
'Without Levi!'
[Ding-dong!]
[Levi: Ah~ Another fulfilling day!]
After returning to the Luofu, Levi immediately started barking in the chat group.
[Stelle: Dog.]
[Lumine: Bark.]
Looking at their combination attack, Levi narrowed his eyes slightly. "You two…"
[Lumine: Whimpering and barking wildly, like…]
[Stelle: A stray dog!]
Before Levi could say anything in the group, the two of them hit him with another combination attack.
[Levi: Enough!]
[Levi: The administrator must not be insulted!]
[Levi: You two really think I can't do anything to you, huh?]
Lumine might indeed be someone he could do nothing to.
After this incident, it would be difficult for her to let him into the Teyvat she was in.
But...
[Levi: Ape!]
[Levi: You, me, and Asta are all in the same world.]
[Stelle: @Asta, he's threatening you!]
[Asta: …]
[Levi: Trying to drag someone else into this?]
[Levi: I hereby solemnly declare that everything I say in this group is directed only at a certain blonde old hag…]
[Lumine: …]
[Levi: And a certain gray-haired fake human.]
[Stelle: …]
Although he had not explicitly named anyone, everyone who saw this message would have the appearances of the two people appear in their minds.
Along with their corresponding names.
[Levi: If anyone else feels offended, please contact me privately. I will provide appropriate compensation.]
[Elysia: 1]
After Levi posted his declaration in the group, a certain pink-haired woman immediately sent him a private message demanding compensation.
[Your mom's head~ like a ball~ kick it straight to~ the department store~]
[Elysia: ?]
[Wasn't this supposed to be compensation? Why are you suddenly cursing at me!]
[Levi: This is the compensation.]
"What kind of compensation is this?!"
After complaining, Elysia keenly noticed two pairs of eyes looking at her. She immediately returned to a serious expression and quietly enjoyed her food.
Then, under Levi's warning that he would mute them, Lumine and Stelle finally quieted down.
[Levi: Speaking of which, you two didn't secretly go looking for Mobius, did you?]
[Lumine: Which Mobius?]
[Stelle: I don't want to see anyone surnamed Mei for the rest of my life!]
[Mobius: Looks like I still underestimated this chat group.]
The moment Mobius was mentioned, Mobius appeared.
Levi pointed at her. [This Mobius.]
Lumine looked at her with disdain. [Do you think after what happened to me today, I'd still have the energy to go to Elysian Realm for a day?]
'Damn it! Being able to make it back to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor already required thanking Stelle for supporting me!'
The little snake in Elysian Realm stared eagerly at the various IDs in the chat group.
"Different worlds…"
"…"