[Luofu Xianzhou: Exalting Sanctum]
After recruiting Levi, Fu Xuan prepared to return to the Divination Commission to continue working.
As she was about to leave, she saw Qingque elbowing Levi and suddenly thought of something.
Her expression inevitably darkened a little.
"!!!"
Sensing danger, Qingque suddenly shuddered. She turned her head and looked around repeatedly, and after finding no danger, she scratched her head in confusion. "Weird, could it be another hallucination?"
"Qingque…"
At this moment, Fu Xuan spoke. "Last year's work report, deliver it to me before noon today. Otherwise…"
"Fire me?!"
Qingque, who had been a little scared just a moment ago, suddenly lit up with joy. Fu Xuan calmly shook her head.
How could she possibly let Qingque have her way?
"Otherwise, I will increase your workload several times over, and on top of that, have this 'good brother' of yours supervise you."
Fu Xuan extended her hand and pointed her index finger at Levi.
Noticing the looks from both Fu Xuan and Qingque, Levi puffed out his chest and said loudly, "You can rest assured when it comes to my work!"
"As long as the pay is right, if Qingque can slack off for even one second, I, Welt Yang, will write my name backwards!"
"I've never heard that you changed your name."
Levi was well prepared. He raised his hand to his face, palm facing Fu Xuan, and said with a serious expression, "Report! That name is my hometown name. Levi is my Xianzhou name!"
"This is the Divination Commission, not the Cloud Knights. There's no need to be so serious."
Fu Xuan pinched the bridge of her nose helplessly.
Watching Levi's behavior, she felt she should send him over to Jing Yuan.
Being Fu Xuan's good employee, after hearing her words, Levi immediately dropped the serious look on his face.
He put on a gentle smile and said, "You there? Let me see your legs."
Fu Xuan, "..."
'I told you not to be so serious, not to just expose your true nature on the spot!'
Seeing Fu Xuan starting to doubt her own decision, and afraid she might retract the order and leave no one to slack off with her, Qingque said goodbye to Fu Xuan and immediately dragged Levi away at a brisk pace.
Coming back to her senses, Fu Xuan looked at their retreating figures and shook her head repeatedly.
"I'm suddenly feeling like recruiting Levi into the Divination Commission was a wrong decision…"
These two seem to be the biggest slackers in Luofu right now.
If they're not playing cards, they're on the way to play cards.
Was it a sign that the Divination Commission is declining, that she thought highly of them?
Fu Xuan took out her Jade Abacus, found Qingque among the many employees, and repeated the message about submitting the work report before noon.
After doing all that, she turned and walked toward the Divination Commission.
———
At this time, Qingque and Levi arrived at Aurum Alley.
Qingque heard the notification sound from her Jade Abacus. Seeing that it was a message from Fu Xuan, she deleted it without even looking.
"You're really not afraid of Fu Xuan giving you trouble."
Watching everything Qingque did, Levi deeply admired the courage of this wage slave.
Leaving aside ordinary people, even among all the diviners in the Divination Commission, who would dare disobey Fu Xuan like Qingque did?
If they dared imitate her, they'd probably really get fired on the spot.
"Ah, it's nothing serious. When Lady Fu Xuan asks later, I'll just say that my Jade Abacus broke when I left and I didn't receive it."
Qingque waved her hand.
As for work, if you can delay it, you delay it.
Who knows, maybe if you drag it out long enough, it'll just disappear.
Yeah, what might disappear is also the job.
But for Qingque, that's basically a win-win.
"If you really don't want to work, but also don't want to resign on your own…"
Levi rubbed his chin, thought for a moment, and said, "I can provide you with a bomb. You go blow up Fu Xuan's office."
Bombs are easy to get. Next time Kiana asks him for help again, he could just sneak into the factory warehouse at St. Freya Academy and "take" one.
If that didn't work, he could even loot Bronya's place.
So for Levi, getting this kind of thing was very simple.
"If the mission succeeds, there's a ninety-nine percent chance you'll be fired."
The remaining one percent is ending up in the Ten-Lords Commission's Nether Prison.
"What one percent? I'd say it's one hundred percent!" Qingque complained.
As the founding figure of the Luofu slacker community, she had some real skill when it came to avoiding misfortune.
Levi's so-called plan was purely a suicide mission.
Even if Fu Xuan didn't send her to the Nether Prison, she'd hang her at the front gate of the Divination Commission as a public example.
She might not be afraid of embarrassment, but she still didn't want to be embarrassed.
Besides... when she said she didn't want to work, it was just a worker's catchphrase.
If she really quit, she'd lose her source of income, and credit points would run out one day.
When that happened, forget eating dirt, she wouldn't even get a turn to drink the northwest wind.
And there aren't many jobs on the Luofu that are like the Divination Commission, with little work and relatively good pay.
So for now, there was absolutely no way she was quitting.
She was going to be the biggest parasite in the Divination Commission and suck up free pay as hard as she could.
"But that said, you're not really going to listen to her and seriously supervise me working, are you?"
"That depends on her sincerity!"
Levi kept rubbing his thumb and index finger together.
Just like he said to Fu Xuan earlier, as long as the pay is right, forget supervising Qingque; he'd even dare to solo a Destruction Emanator.
Looking at Levi in front of her, Qingque thought for a moment, then elbowed him again.
The effect was outstanding.
"Don't elbow! Don't elbow!"
"I didn't leave!"
"I said don't elbow!"
"I really didn't leave!"
Unable to take it anymore, Levi directly lifted Qingque up and did a full Thomas spin.
At this moment, an excited voice sounded not far away.
"Family, look! We ran into someone in our profession!"
Levi turned his head toward the voice and saw a figure quickly run past him.
As she passed by, the figure panted and said, "Hello, fellow practitioner! Goodbye, fellow practitioner!"
Watching her run off, Levi scratched his head, not understanding what she was doing.
Guinaifen, a professional street performer on the Luofu.
She often pulls off all kinds of hardcore stunts in crowded places to attract attention.
Breaking stones on her chest, eating noodles while upside down, those were everyday things.
She even had a signature stunt called "catching bullets with bare hands."
People called her… the 2D Knife Bro.
Just as Levi was wondering what she was doing, his expression suddenly scrunched up and he sucked in a sharp breath.
"Hiss, you grabbed the wrong place!"
"Dizzy, dizzy…"
Looking at Qingque's eyes spinning in circles, yet her fingers gripping with ridiculous strength, Levi had reason to suspect this was deliberate revenge.
He forcefully pried open Qingque's hand, and this scene happened to be seen by Cloud Knights who had rushed over.
They immediately shouted sternly, "You two, what are you doing in public?!"
Then he said to part of the Cloud Knights, "You go arrest the person disturbing public order. I'll handle things here!"
The Cloud Knight walked up to the two of them and said with a serious expression, "Considering that your actions just now are suspected of disturbing public order, please come with me."
———
[Divination Commission]
Having just returned to her office, before her seat even had time to warm up, Fu Xuan received a communication from the Cloud Knights.
She frowned and answered it, holding it to her ear.
"Hello, this is the Divination Commission. What is it this time?"
"Lady Fu Xuan! Sob sob! Please save me!"
Hearing Levi's voice coming from the Jade Abacus, Fu Xuan glanced at the device in her hand.
It was definitely a Cloud Knight communication…
'How did he end up with the Cloud Knights…'
"..."