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Prologue

03:29 a.m.

The room smelled like cold noodles and regret.

I leaned back, cracked my neck, and stared at the last line I'd ever type in the old world.

When Great Xia falls, Heavenly Empress Li Yuelian will crawl naked through her burning palace just to kiss my boots. Then she'll beg, in front of what's left of her court, to spend the rest of eternity warming my bed.

Four years.

Three thousand six hundred pages.

One lonely guy's ridiculously detailed porn diary.

I added the real final sentence, soft as a whisper:

And I'll let her. Because I'm a generous god.

Enter. Save. Close lid.

The screen went black.

I didn't even stand up. Just let the chair spin once, closed my eyes, and waited for sleep.

Somewhere far away, thunder rolled across a plain that didn't exist yet.

Four hundred thousand voices answered it with a name that used to be fiction.

Valerian.

I smiled into the dark.

"See you tomorrow, Your Majesty."

Then the world turned gold, and the diary wrote itself awake.

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