"Ah...my head hurts, and my stomach feels terrible ╯﹏╰"
Shiro walked towards Izu University, looking weak, as if he had been drained dry by a succubus.
However, his very weakness gave him a pitiable air. Along the way, he had already lost count of how many young ladies had approached him for his contact information.
As a scumbag, Shiro added everyone, even in his weakened state. He rejected no one!
"Ah, I'm not in shape, ╯^╰ It's all that woman's fault! Why did she have to drink so late at night! She made me not even clean up my room properly!"
Last night, as the two of them drank, they got into high spirits. Hamaoka Azusa said she would help Shiro clean his room, and Shiro was incredibly touched. He even went down specially to buy a pile of alcohol to reward the enthusiastic Azusa-senpai.
Then...this morning, he woke up to find himself naked except for a pair of briefs, and his room filled with AV movie posters, muscleman posters, and other things. He was completely dumbfounded!
The most important thing was that the culprit was still sleeping, wrapped in his clothes!
She didn't even cover his stomach! How detestable!
If it weren't for her two bodyguards, Shiro would have definitely made her experience what it felt like to be filled!
"So these are the female university students of Neon. As expected, I can't handle them. Relatively speaking, middle schoolers are much easier to trick.
Oh right, I wonder how that idiot Kitahara is doing now. If nothing went wrong, he should have already met Nanahua-jie, right? Damn it, how can that guy be so lucky!"
Shiro gritted his teeth fiercely. As expected of a two-dimensional world, good luck always favors idiots. What a pity, he couldn't recognize which two-dimensional world this was, so he probably wouldn't have the chance to meet the protagonist of this world.
Suddenly, Shiro noticed a crowd of people gathered at the main entrance.
"Eh? Has the opening ceremony moved? To the main entrance?"
Shiro complained aloud. Clearly, this was the sign of some big news.
As Shiro, whose soul was from the Heavenly Dynasty, he certainly wouldn't miss out on watching a good show!
Shiro deliberately chose a spot with many girls and squeezed his way through. He almost got lost in the softness and didn't want to come out.
Fortunately, his strong willpower allowed him to successfully push to the front.
However, when Shiro clearly saw what everyone was gathered around, his expression instantly changed from excitement to disdain.
Of course, this didn't stop Shiro from quickly taking out his phone to snap a picture!
In front, three naked men lay in very indecent poses at the school gate, surrounded by people taking photos.
Shiro had no doubt that these three would become famous after today.
The problem was, Shiro knew all three of them!
It was the two beast seniors who had hunted him down yesterday, and the idiot Kitahara!
What on earth did you guys experience in one night?! Drunken streaking?!
Shiro could no longer bear to look at the scene. At the same time, he was extremely grateful that he had left earlier yesterday to chase after his runaway luggage.
Otherwise, he had no doubt that four people would be lying at the school gate, as his level, from yesterday's perspective, was only on par with Azusa-senpai!
...
"Ugh~ My head hurts so much!"
At this moment, Kitahara Iori, the protagonist of this incident, opened his eyes and immediately picked up his phone.
8:54
"I'm going to be late! Didn't I say I would absolutely not be late?!"
Honestly, sometimes Shiro really admired this idiot's thick skin. At a time like this, he still hadn't noticed anything unusual.
However, even an idiot has a basic brain. Kitahara Iori, with his not-so-smart brain, realized his current situation within two seconds.
He stared at the crowd, Stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at the lecture hall not far away.
How to put it, if he only looked at the time, he indeed wouldn't be late…
"See? I told you we wouldn't be late."
The yellow-haired wildman senior, Kotobuki Ryujiro, had woken up at some point and said with a smile to Kitahara.
"You bastard!!!!"
Kitahara's entire face twisted. Your standard for "not being late" is a bit too low. In a sense, they were already dead!
"I won't forget to get my revenge!"
After Kitahara said this, he couldn't stand the awkward scene anymore and ran away directly!
As he passed Shiro, Shiro very subtly hid himself.
He had a premonition that if others knew he was acquainted with this idiot, he would be doomed too.
Shiro silently watched Kitahara Iori's back from within the crowd.
"Tsk tsk tsk, Iori, Iori, it seems you're going to have a lonely four years of university life. How pathetic."
Seeing Kitahara Iori's miserable state, Shiro even wanted to pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate!
Indeed, he was the one favored by the goddess of luck!