I have been running for so long. He was supposed to be waiting for me here since half an hour ago. If I get caught now all my effort will go to vain. Everything I've ever hoped for is inside this bag. If I manage to get myself out of this situation it will all be over. It all depends on Kla. He's finally here .
"Took you long enough" I said. "I was a little preoccupied. Did you get it?". "In what universe wouldnt I get it?" I said driving back from my last ever mission. After we arrived home Kla went straight to my bed.
"Decha I'm getting tired of this." "Don't worry its finally over. All these years of tracking them down one by one, all these sleepless nights, all this investigation has finally come to an end. My collection is now completed. It might seem unrealistic for someone to achieve this level of dedication but of course I'm not just anyone. I could die happy right now."
"Why are we still talking about your labubu collection?""Shut your mouth and order me my usual". "All this matcha can't be good for you." "Stop trying to change the subject. Let's admire my baby boys together."
"How do you know their gender?""No child of mine would ever be a girl." "Yeah right..." "what are you doing not paying attention to me?""None of your business""When did you become so annoying. Just give me that book. "How did I end up here?". Such a boring title. "指示"? Are u reading chinese smut? Didn't know you were into that."
"You're ridiculous" "Cant you just tell me what its about?""you will find out soon enough." "Wha-""I'm out. Take this bag of fortune cookies. They came with the book."
He forgot his book but he has already left. Guess he won't be jerking off tonight. The labubu hunting made me hungry.Did he give this empty to me? Oh there's one left. Ew. This disgusting taste is out of this universe. Why is the message in chinise? Did he go to china or something? Where did he find the money. He never buys me labubus when I ask him to. Nevermind. I should translate this. "Theres always an alternative to your miserable life". What miserable life? Im the happiest man alive. But why am I suddenly feeling so sleepy...
"You're next". What's going on? Where am I? "You're next". "Who are you?" "You're next". Why is he ignoring me? Why is he holding Kla's book? "You're next." "You're next." "You're next." "You're next." "You're next." "You're next.".... He finally stopped. Whats wrong with him? Can you just tell me whats going on? "Theres always an alternative to your miserable life" Wha- Oh the message. But what does this have to do with anything? Can you just...
I woke up. The last thing I saw was a sudden light in the book. What a weird dream. Wait what time is it? Why is my phone ringing so early?