"BB is back again today~ Channel~! Today's special guest is!? The Queen of Quick, Skadi!"
"Well, it's good that you appeared... but something about this outfit..."
"That?"
"Of course, I have to wear something like this to show off for the ratings. BB Channel isn't a public broadcast but a streaming service like ServantTube, you know? For views, I need thumbnails in outfits like this!"
"Well, I only appeared because I was told to deliver a message to the Master or give a box of limited edition ice cream."
"Then~ could you share your thoughts first? Being ignored by a senior like me..."
"Hmm... first, Quick declined after Altria Caster came out and then Koyanskaya. So, I've had very few loops to run. Thanks to that, I've gained freedom and it's comfortable... but when those two reached Bond Level 15, I stopped at Bond Level 12. Honestly, I feel deprived, and moreover, it's too boring... Running loops with the Master might have been the joy of life..."
"Yes~ typical words of a beast, right? Any other comments? Like something you want to say to your senior!"
"... Master, listen well... the Jeanne d'Arc Lancer you recruited this time, she's Quick! So call me! I've been resting too long! I want to run loops with the Master again too!"
"Okay, heard your declaration of lifelong slavery well? Honestly, I want that too. Today's BB Channel ends here! BB Channel will continue until the day I can be with my senior!"
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I am now at a certain cafe. Or should I call it a restaurant? Anyway, I'm here.
There were many people behind me, but several of them ended up turning into pigs.
"Gwool~!!!"
"It's okay, Ritsuka. Everything will be fine..."
"Buhi..."
"The Director is on her second time, so she's given up."
"Gul..."
"Why did you get hit in the first place, Kebab-kebab?"
Excluding the real children, Ritsuka's Servants and our Servants who are over 10 years old have turned into pigs. Of course, not all of them.
"I was surprised for a moment."
Ashtoreth said so... and Kiara and Kama weren't spared either, turning into pigs. Even turning Beasts into pigs, truly the master of pigs by authority.
The system is really scary.
"At least it's fortunate that the children are okay..."
"That's right, Sakura..."
Ushigozen luckily avoided turning into a pig by being behind Sakura, and seeing that, the pig Shuten drinks alcohol as if dissatisfied.
"I guess it's fortunate that the kids were spared."
Sitonai turned into a pig since she's essentially an adult inside, but Illyasviel, who looks like an adult but is less than 10 years old inside, is fine.
"Ahem, the food is here, Master."
"Reines calling you 'Master', the Clock Tower would flip."
"From the moment Merlin turned into a pig, the Mage's Association would burst into laughter, Master."
Right, the whole world is pigs. Even a mage of Merlin's caliber was turned into a pig with a first-strike victory and had his power sealed.
"Dumpty... please solve this...! My wife and favorite idol have turned into pigs!"
"Romani, what about the Director first?"
"I'll handle it, so please wait..."
Really now...
"Mom, should I disassemble them?"
"Let's not eat them just because they're pigs."
Jack points a knife at the pig Super Bunyan right next to her. What a pure evil, our Jack.
"On the contrary, my pride is hurt for not turning into a pig."
"Exactly. Whether you turn or not, it's a problem."
Black Jeanne and Mordred, who are a little under 10 years old, complain, and Sanne comforts Jeanne Lancer who turned into a pig by petting her. This is the Chaldea average, Jeanne. Welcome to Helldea.
"But before that, Reines, I didn't order this, did I?"
"You're not a customer but the owner..."
"It's a special Kykeon for the cute baby Piglet☆"
"I definitely thought of genres like magical girl or Precure, but why am I hitting Sen and Chihiro?"
"If it's Okeanos, it's originally my territory, right?"
"This event isn't Prisma Illya..."
"I just wanted to appear! I wanted to meet Piglet! Not calling a witch of my caliber, what's your intention!"
Look at this childish adult. An adult like Medea's aunt, why so childish?
"Circe is definitely an adult, right?"
"Are you perhaps criticizing me based on my physique?"
"No, not that..."
"Wahhh...! I messed up! I provoked the mood of a witch who's lived over 3,000 years!"
"Romani is worse. Talking about the legend of immortality. Is that actually true?"
What... according to legend, she lived, and Circe is an immortal witch with no legend of her death existing.
Not like Scáthach and Hougen who actually continued living in another world...
I've heard that my Servants are quite influenced by the legends of heroic spirits.
"It's not that I dislike you for being old, I'm just asking. On the contrary, being old but such a spoiled child could be a moe element... right? There's a lot of that in isekai stories. Since you have ears like that, if you think of it like an elf, it feels surprisingly good, don't you think? People who say this is impossible are just ordinary men. Hmm... it's more edible than I thought, isn't it?"
The Kykeon was really better than imagined.
"Sometimes I see that you're not sane either, Master."
"Have I ever seemed sane?"
Reines chuckled, saying of course not. If I were sane from the start, I wouldn't be living well in this den of vice.
"... I see."
Circe got up from her seat and went into the kitchen to bring something.
Try eating Kykeon poured over rice. Good grief, barley porridge over rice...
"Can I have some kimchi?"
"There's no way we have that!"
"The great witch not giving even one kimchi..."
"Here!"
"Ah, thanks."
One of the Mariners quickly brought kimchi from the Nautilus, and thanks to the kimchi, it became somewhat bearable. Ah, the feeling of something nagging... the combination of rice and porridge, what is this... it's like watching BBC where they wash cooked rice with water to make fried rice.
"Why does this tragedy repeat... since I ate two servings of Kykeon, can I get up now?"
"Just leave?"
"Do you need money or my chastity?"
"Obviously the latter!"
"You're a shameless shotacon."
"Does conscience give love!?"
That's true...
"The point is you want to go with me, right?"
"Yes."
"Why cause a pig commotion when you could just say that from the start... let's go, Circe. I can't do it without you."
Giving a bit of service dialogue, when I looked up pitifully, Circe trembled and then showed a triumphant smile.
Beyond being easy, it's also pitiful.
"But why were you working here?"
"I came here secretly and got caught. When given the choice of becoming a pig or a maid, anyone would do this."
"I acknowledge that."
"Dumpty... is that person okay?"
"It's fine, Sakura. She has her own experience, after all."
"Experience, you say!"
Circe objected, and then gave me a box.
"This is..."
"A late Valentine's Day chocolate! I prepared it for Piglet!"
"Heh..."
Inside was a pink pig chocolate. So that's it...
"Restrain her."
BAM!!!
With my one word, Ashtoreth immediately subdued her, and Illyasviel and Ruby tied her up, neutralizing her.
"No no, why are you doing this!?"
"You think I don't know what this chocolate is? It's the national dish I see every Valentine's event."
"That's not it! It's really different!"
"Then prove it by eating it yourself once."
"...."
No, for two years...?
Forcing the chocolate into Circe's mouth, Circe immediately turned into a pig.
"That's too mean...!"
"No wonder she's a pig witch, she can still talk even as a pig."
"With enough skill, you can do this! Only I can undo this!? What will you do!"
"Surely someone will undo it. For now, stay like that... today, I'll be the shepherd. Let's go, Sakura, now it's time to head to the Magic King Palace...!"
"Even if it's you, Dumpty, I'm a little worried..."
"It's fine~"
I patted Sakura's back and reassured her it was okay. After all, I've drawn the picture somewhat. But I wonder if they really did as I said?
"Really... you're an unstoppable person. Giving me such a role."
"Since you chose me like this, I can't not appear."
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