"Welcome back to another episode of BB Channel... Is your pathetic vision doing well? BB has abandoned vision! Especially this time, Dumpty's journey is tough. It's nothing short of a frenzied phantasm!"
Wow, did I really almost throw up? Who was that service scene for? Not that it was a service scene in the first place.
"Today's BB Channel has no guest, just BB alone! And it's an outdoor stream without a studio!"
Ah~ of course, it's short for outdoor streaming, so I hope none of you pigs are thinking something weird? After all, only Dumpty can have such an outdoor stream with BB~!
"Ah, the weather at the coast is nice~ It should be this good and peaceful, but where Dumpty is, it's not. At least, let me provide some service to you pigs whose eyes were destroyed."
"Yes~, did you see BB's true form when secretly programmed to only see Dumpty? Please diligently increase the likes and views~ By the way, there probably won't be such terror~ Probably? Since it's not something BB is doing, I don't know~"
Well~ today's BB Channel with the very hot girl BB, so press recommend and leave!
"This is unfair!!!"
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Creak...
The palace gates opened, revealing a vast flower garden inside.
"Finally, can we be freed from the agony of magical middle-aged men?"
From the moment Teach and Drake, who had no relation, got involved, Okeanos was bound to collapse. By the way, did the princess take the Holy Grail of Okeanos?
"It's quiet... For a Magical King Palace, it's very quiet."
"I know, right. Dumpty, do you know something?"
Sakura tilted her head, seeming strange at the too-quiet palace, and Reines also seemed to feel that it was too quiet.
"Then shall we break things to check?"
"Don't, Protea... Abigail, can you see anything?"
"Not at all. This castle, it seems similar to the Millennium Castle... is it okay?"
"It's fine~ what could possibly happen?"
By the way, there are now two magical middle-aged men left. Who could they be...
"You finally came? I thought my neck would break~?"
Clack, clack...
Then, a woman walking out from inside, looking like a monster. That outfit is Berserker? But she is...
"Medb?"
"Yes, it's me. You didn't call me, did you? Dumpty... you called the old hag instead."
"Uh oh, you shouldn't say that!"
"Yeah yeah~ you call Scathach, but not me. And Skadi is upset because of you, Dumpty! You didn't call her!"
Is that why she's angry...? She spins Gae Bolg around and slowly walks towards me.
"What's up with that form? It doesn't look like a fusion, is it a Class Card?"
"It's not just her who has Class Cards, right? Of course, the cards borrowed from Illya were developed at Chaldea. A few of us who are lacking in direct combat have requested one or two as a personal hobby to collect? Like me, wanting to have a cool couple look with Cu. Imagine~ me, Medb, using Gae Bolg together with Cu!"
"You'd die together."
Thud!!!
"... You really stabbed me?"
"I stabbed knowing you wouldn't die anyway. I, despite how I look, have Conchobar's foresight~?"
Medb instantly stabbed my chest with Gae Bolg, and Gae Bolg was blocked without even piercing my clothes. Thanks to protection, but still, Gae Bolg's kill count is high. The suicide rate is high too...
"Unfortunately, it's unknown if Dumpty is a heartthrob~ Perhaps we'll see when Dumpty dies?"
"Why are you trying to kill me..."
"You'll die someday anyway~ and then only your soul will remain, drifting through the universe forever with us."
Damn, that's too realistic...
"More importantly, I've become younger, but no comments?"
"Do I have to send comments? Dumpty is originally cute, right?"
"... Hmm, hmm. So you're also love-blind after all."
The bond level is high. Not 10, but it reached 9.
"So, are you the magical middle-aged woman?"
"Lady...! Say lady. Calling me, who should be an eternal beautiful girl, middle-aged! Since people say girls have no conscience, I accepted the part of being a lady."
Then there's one left. Please, even if it's a man, let it be like Astolfo with a bust... rather, that is. I hope the tragedy of Teach or Spartacus is over.
"So, are you going to fight me?"
"No~pe. I just came to greet you. The last magical middle-aged person is waiting for you."
Is it a man...?
"By the way, it's not a man? Perhaps... it might be your enemy?"
"Enemy...?"
"You'll know when you see~"
Medb smirks as she tells me, then glances at Abigail.
"By the way, is this the child you're raising, Master? Cute~ you said Sakura, right? Is it a reverse raising route? If you want, come find me anytime to learn night techniques?"
"... Nice to meet you."
"Sakura...!"
Damn, the whole world is full of unhealthy people...!
Following Medb, we go inside. Opening a certain door, a splendid Chinese-style large room appears.
This room, perhaps...
Inside, there was a large throne, and a girl rising from the throne. That, that bastard...!
"You, with what face did you come here."
"Dumpty?"
Thump... thump...
I clenched my fist and walked towards her. That bastard, that woman... I can never forgive...!
"Huh, what a good expression~? Don't tell me you're going to hit me? You can't do that, can you? Because now, I am..."
"a child, right?"
"Wu Zetian...!!!"
This, wicked emperor...!!!
"Because of you, the kids became too precocious, and thanks to that, I was raped by Bunyan!!!"
"It's not just me, but Osakabehime's influence too? Who knows? Next might be the children behind you? Or, how about making Jack a mother?"
"How far will you make me trash... you bastard!"
"Fuhuhuh~ So? What can you do? You can't hit me. Because I am a child! That is your limit!"
"... Right, I can't hit you. But there's something I can do."
I immediately open the status window and select the Spirit Origin storage.
"For you, I'll give something very good. A treasure that all Servants would wish for."
"Hmm? ... Something ominous..."
Pop!
"Exactly, Golden Pou. I'll kindly revive it to the end. Happy, Wu Zetian...? Here, eat it all."
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