When you wake from sleep, you see a familiar ceiling.
Looking to the side, I saw Kebab fast asleep. Kebab sleeping soundly, wearing nothing.
Leaving the comfortably sleeping Kebab as is, I get out of bed and shower. At some point, sharing a bed has become familiar. I've gotten used to female bodies. Well... when you get squeezed by many, that happens. I feel good about it too, but doing it really drains your mental energy. Even when in a post-nut clarity state, you're being squeezed, so in a way, well...
It's a state of enlightenment. That makes me... understand why husbands avoid nighttime activities with their wives. It's not that I dislike it, but it's burdensome...
Kebab is still sleeping even after I finish showering. I touch Kebab's soft cheek once and leave the room.
Since I'm hungry, I head to the cafeteria. On the way, the door to Jeanne Alter's room I mistakenly entered last time is slightly ajar, so I peek inside...
Hmm, smoothly falling into chuunibyou, I see.
Still, that level is cute~ I pretend not to see it and head to the cafeteria. In the cafeteria, Shiki and Taiga were having a meal.
"Good meowning~!"
"Good morning~ Shiki, did you sleep well?"
"I originally don't sleep."
"Ah, that's right."
Sitting next to Shiki, I order from Baker as usual. For breakfast today, I want noodles. Light anchovy noodles...
"That's breakfast?"
"Yeah."
It's a menu that looks quite heavy for breakfast...?
Physically, I mean.
So she likes sweets after all. Eating like that and a large soufflé cake.
Taiga is also having her usual cartoon meat.
Soon after, the meal arrives, and I finish it in an instant by slurping. Noodles are meant to be slurped...!
"If you eat so hurriedly, you'll get indigestion..."
And I got a scolding from Tiamat who entered the cafeteria. It's true, but this is the fast-paced culture!
"By any chance, do you want to eat what Mother made for lunch...?"
"... Is it okay for sure?"
"Yeah, I learned from Baker."
"... I'll trust you."
Lunch is reserved for Tiamat's cooking. I just hope it's normal...
After finishing the meal, I head to the recreation room. To do what... Simple. Play games.
The best pastime loved by modern people.
On the way to the recreation room, Marines appeared.
"Master~ Let's play!"
"Let's play, let's play!"
"Suddenly? What do you want to play?"
"Tag!"
So I got caught by the Marines and ended up playing with them. Well, time is spare time. I have to stay in Chaldea 24/7. In a way, it's like personal time in the military... It's vague. There's nothing to do.
In the middle, Bunyan and Melusine joined, and the scale of the tag game got bigger.
Crash...!
"... Hello?"
"What are you doing..."
Melusine chased Bunyan, made a hole in the wall, and met eyes with the Director who was organizing documents. Fixing the wall ri~ght away, our playtime ended. The Director's cold gaze, I won't be able to forget it...
Now, finally, games...
"Master, you were here. I felt Master's presence."
"Enkidu? What's up?"
"Tiamat asked me to tell you. I have presence detection, so I find things quickly, you know."
"Ahh... Lunchtime already. Playing with the kids made me lose track of time. A lunch box. Let's see..."
"Shall I take a look too? A lunch box from the Primordial Mother, I wonder what it is?"
""....""
It is cute. Yeah. But...
"... Hmm~ This, is it edible for sure?"
"Let's see... The ingredients are normal. It's not real Lahmu, just meat made to look like that."
"To think I'd be doing a Lahmu mukbang."
Still, anyone can see she made it diligently, so I have to eat...
Surprisingly, the taste was normal. It was edible, which is scarier.
Parting with Enkidu, I head to the recreation room again. This time, arriving without issue and entering the room...
"Oh my, Master?"
"Yoga...?"
Inside, I encountered Kiara doing yoga on a yoga mat she had laid out.
"What are you doing?"
"Yoga is good for beauty, right? So, I'm doing it."
"Ah, yeah."
Even a bodhisattva cares about beauty... Well, her complex is that she looks like she's in her 30s.
"Master~?"
"Yeah?"
"By any chance, were you thinking something rude..."
"Ah... Kiara, you're pretty even without that."
"I, is that so..."
Well, it's not a complete lie. She's beautiful enough, right? Since it's the recreation room, it's not necessarily a place just for games. So, playing games next to her is a bit...
"L, like this...!?"
"Yes, bend a little more~"
"Ugagagagak!"
I tried doing it with Kiara to take care of my health too, and I thought my body was falling apart. Never again...
"My body is shattered..."
"Still, you did better than expected, didn't you?"
"Better than expected, you say..."
Oh, my back... My legs are sore too, it's no joke. I can feel it's good for the body, but I don't want to do it...
"Come to think of it, Ms. Ritsuka is doing a summon this week, what do you think?"
"A Servant summon... The Servant is a Servant, but raising them is the problem."
How much Saint Quartz is in Chaldea right now? Whoever comes out, weakening is certain, so raising them is a big deal.
"Well, I don't know if a Servant will come out."
"Right? Anyway, Master, please keep coming out with me from tomorrow."
"Huhhh...?"
"Loosening your body and managing your health is important. Master, you don't gain weight... but you still need to take care of yourself."
"Isn't it because I don't gain weight due to constantly being squeezed?"
"Perhaps?"
Tsk...
"I certainly feel that the people in Chaldea need management."
"Management?"
"Yes. I know the staff and everyone are working hard... But hanging out with the Nemos and others including Baker-san, it seems like they eat a lot? Especially, the Doctor looked like he gained a little weight on his face."
"Ah... Because they're lovey-dovey."
"Yes. It's good that the two get along well, but Mr. Shiva is surprisingly someone who spoils her husband."
Certainly, I can see the Doctor has gained a little weight.
"Well, won't they take care of themselves?"
"Is that so? Well, others probably don't care much. But... we want Master to take good care of your body."
"..."
Why only me...
I can't die alone. If I'm going to die, let's all explode together...!
I made a decision. A Servant I might have summoned at some point.
Fwoooosh!
"Oh my, by any chance, are you planning to round up the others too?"
"I can't be the only one forced into management."
Ahh, can't die alone.
"... I understand. The important thing is health. I understand my mission, Commander."
I summoned an angel.
The Steel Saint. Probably, among Servants, she is the one who will think of everyone's health more than anyone and manage it thoroughly. There are also muscleheads like Leonidas, but she is someone who will manage with health checks before muscle training.
Right... I can't be the only one forced into management.
If we go, we go together... Hoo, hoo-hoo, hoo-hahahaha!
"But, Commander..."
"Yeah?"
"Commander's stomach... seems a little out."
"Huh... It's just your imagination."
"Oh my. That soft thing was your stomach, not your thigh? Still, isn't it like aegyo-sal?"
"Th, that's right! It's aegyo-sal, aegyo-sal. Haha..."
"Is that so... However, that is judged as unmanaged aegyo-sal. Let's begin treatment."
Oh damn...
I wonder what kind of harsh training...
Thump!
Nightingale pushes me down and makes me lie down.
Hmm...?
"The area where fat has accumulated currently is the love handles. Love handles can also be removed by using your waist."
"Uh...."
"Oh my~ Then, I'll help too♡"
"Understood. Assistance from a part is helpful. Then... I will begin the treatment."
Why did I get Nightingale, who has poor performance, to Bond 10... This damn otaku psychology.
It feels like not just fat, but my very soul will be extracted──