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Chapter 36 - I'm Not Human in Yu-Gi-Oh Chapter 36 

Chapter 36: ZA WARUDO

Passionate music started playing.

The audience below began to pick up their support items and cheer for Téa to the rhythm.

"Everyone, do you also want to dance?" Téa shouted.

"Ahhhhh!!"

"I can't take it."

The audience below was extremely enthusiastic.

It seemed like all these people would go crazy for Téa, even turning into wolf-like forms; there were quite a few women among them.

Yu Miao expressed his inability to understand.

He couldn't see the technical skill in Téa's dancing anyway; to him, it just looked like disco dancing.

"Is it that good looking?"

"I could do that too!"

Dark Magician Girl expressed her dissatisfaction; in terms of beauty, no one on that stage was a match for her.

Her figure either!

Yu Miao patted Dark Magician Girl's head, calming down this ruffled spirit.

"These performances aren't that great." Really uninteresting, Yu Miao found it far less stimulating than dueling.

"..."

Soon, that expressive male judge turned around in his chair again, tears in his eyes as he looked at Téa and asked that question again:

"Outstanding dancer."

"Tell me, what is your dream?"

Téa played along and answered: "Right now, my biggest hope is to go abroad for dance studies after graduation."

The male judge looked convinced and gave a highly approving evaluation: "You will definitely become the most dazzling star in the future."

The performance, which Yu Miao found baffling, gradually came to an end.

It was now break time.

The competition results would probably be announced in about 15 minutes.

Up to this point, Téa still hadn't seen Yugi.

[Hehehe, the boy she has feelings for didn't come to the appointment, Téa Gardner isn't in a good mood.]

[This is the perfect opportunity to take advantage of her vulnerability. In this old bull's opinion, you just need to find an opportunity to get her drunk and take her to a nearby hotel. Master, you must activate the Quick-Play Spell Card, Rush Recklessly!!]

The evil narrator appeared again.

Yu Miao didn't even need to turn around to know that the damn Bull Blader had popped out again.

The situation wasn't right, so Yu Miao couldn't be bothered to argue with Bull Blader.

"Your dance was great, congratulations, first place is definitely yours." Yu Miao was talking nonsense; he had no idea who danced better.

People's perceptions differ. In Yu Miao's eyes, they were just bouncing around.

Far less attractive than cards.

"Hehe, I took your advice that day. After going back, I kept researching my opponents instead of stubbornly drilling myself into a dead end with hard practice." Téa was in a good mood, mainly because she felt her performance just now was very good.

A big part of the reason was that Yu Miao came to the scene.

"But I heard a rumor among the contestants."

"It seems the organizer of this competition has a good relationship with a certain contestant. Maybe the results will be rigged..."

Téa's expression showed hatred; she looked down the most on people who relied on connections and underhanded rules.

"In that case, let's go confirm it?" Yu Miao suggested.

Téa: ?

Led by Yu Miao, the two sneaked into the competition backstage area.

The security around was practically non-existent.

They hadn't taken many steps before hearing strange noises.

Following the sound, they came to a slightly ajar, loosely shut door.

Looking through the door crack, Yu Miao and Téa discovered a certain greasy man with a receding hairline holding a woman in a wine-red dress.

The two were intimate, seemingly involved in some shady dealings.

"It's her, Masako." Téa frowned deeply; this woman was one of today's contestants.

This greasy, balding man was called "Takeda," the organizer of this competition.

"This competition really is rigged."

Téa wanted to record all this and then report it!!

At this moment.

Several black-suited bodyguards holding steel pipes appeared behind the two, stealthily approaching Yu Miao and Téa.

When the distance between both parties was about one meter, these black-suited bodyguards slowly raised their "weapons."

Téa's screen reflected the situation behind her; she turned around sharply to look—

But it was too late.

The steel pipes came down. From the piercing sound, one could imagine how painful these things would be on a human body.

Yu Miao swiftly covered Téa's eyes, his expression unchanged as he chanted:

"ZA WARUDO!"

Dun... Dong!!!

The world, as if, stopped time at this moment.

3 seconds.

The red-eyed Head of Exodia, emanating dark energy, appeared.

A pair of semi-transparent, ethereal arms materialized.

The muscles on the back of the ethereal hands were incredibly bulging, terrifyingly so!

"Ora ora ora ora..."

Old Exodia pummeled these black-suited bodyguards into the wall with just a few punches.

Bones shattered, blood splattered...

Yu Miao beat these guys half to death.

Tick~

Time returned to normal.

Téa stared dumbfounded at all this, her hands gripping Yu Miao's shoulders as she asked:

"Did you do all this?"

Yu Miao nodded slightly, tacitly acknowledging it.

From the moment he survived the Shadow Game, he had completely discarded things like mercy.

"So... so strong." Téa looked back with fear; if Yu Miao hadn't been here, she didn't know what would have happened.

Maybe beaten half to death?

Her heart was beating very fast now!

The commotion outside had alarmed Takeda, who was inside doing illegal dealings.

"Damn it, who are you people?"

Takeda pushed open the door, his heart trembling with fear upon seeing these several people pummeled into the wall!

What the hell, is this even human?

"Phone... recording?" Takeda discovered that Téa had been secretly filming.

Damn, if this gets out, he's completely finished.

If it weren't for his fear of Yu Miao, Takeda would have pinned Téa to the ground right now, first like this, then like that, and finally like that.

Gulp~

Takeda swallowed, looked at the Duel Disk on Yu Miao's wrist, and then smiled.

"Hahaha, you're a duelist? Then let's settle this with a duel."

"If you lose, hand over that phone."

"If I lose, then this audition will be completely fair and square, with no rigging!"

A duel?

Now you're talking.

Yu Miao wasn't tired anymore.

Hehe, fine, let's test Gaia's power on this guy!

"I accept." Yu Miao's eyes burned with passion as he activated his Duel Disk.

Téa looked at Yu Miao; why did she feel like he was very excited?

Couldn't understand.

The evidence was already in her hands; there was absolutely no need for a duel.

Téa ultimately couldn't understand the "card addiction."

More addictive than "drugs."

DUEL!! *2

Yu Miao: 4000 LP

Takeda: 4000 LP

"Hahaha, you're really foolish to duel me."

"I know the Father of Duel Monsters personally."

"The Father of Duel Monsters and I combined can shake the entire dueling world."

Right at the start of the duel, this Takeda started boasting.

And Yu Miao, with his card addiction in full swing, had already taken the first turn, secretly cursing Takeda as an idiot.

Shake the entire dueling world?

How was that any different from saying in his previous life, "Mine and some tycoon's combined wealth can shake society"?

Why don't you believe that I'm actually Qin Shi Huang?

"Stop blabbing, let the duel do the talking." Yu Miao raised the "Magical Knight Gaia" in his hand, showing it, and said: "If there are no monsters on my field, or if there is a monster with 2300 or more ATK on my opponent's field, this card can be Normal Summoned without Tributes."

Ding~

The power of Gaia and the magical path began to merge perfectly.

(End of Chapter)Note: I'm new to translating so please be kind and tell me any mistakes you all find, I will try to release a chapter a day but don't expect much

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