The train stopped, and the women got off. I managed to get a better look at the blonde who seemed to be a prisoner.
We got off the train, and the Samurai women kept staring at us, making me feel quite uncomfortable, as I had never had that many women looking at me at once. The blonde girl gazed at me and started whimpering, and tried getting loose. Shit, maybe she recognized me. We moved away from the platform, and when we got outside, there were bui... let me rephrase that...Low-Budget buildings. It was really crowded, but everyone seemed to have at least two legs and nothing weird-looking fourlegs, except the hands, feet, and head on some of them. The clothing looked really weird, like in the era of kings and queens.
I quickly went down the stairs and entered the busy crowd while the women were standing at the top. Quickly, we blended into the crowd, and I took down Mejni so he wouldn't draw attention to us. There was a shitload of stalls, but there was one that I recognized.
"KHABAB!...KHABAB! EXTRA CHEAP, FIVE RANDID ONLY, GET THREE FOR TEN RANDID."
It is that hairy mustache kebab guy selling kebabs on a freaking star, how in the Hell did he get here?
"How much for one Khabab?"
"Oh...the dancing stars, man. You look...not good!"
"No shit! How much for one?"
"For you, ehspecial price, I will give for three Randid!"
Is this guy Persian? He has that special way of talking. Never trust a Persian seller; that is what Zark taught me growing up.
"Sure, why not!" I answered.
He started preparing the food, and I couldn't see the ingredients above the counter. He reached for the food, and it actually looked like a kebab with bread. I waved and kept moving together with the crowd, looking back to make sure the women did not follow us. I took a big bite of the kebab, and several small creatures inside it crawled around, and I spat it out in an instant and puked in the middle of the road. Mejni quickly went into assassin mode and ate the whole kebab and even licked his paws like he was eating a costly, excellent meal.
"Felicious, helicate food!" He said, with a freaking smile, and he managed to ignore my puke on the ground, as he rounded it like it was his life mission to eat the freaking kebab.
Why does it look like meat above the kebab, and why is it filled with small creatures moving around? I bent down again and gagged at the disgusting food. If anyone thinks I risk my life being here, maybe I will die of starvation instead. Mejni pulled my pants, and I looked at him, noticing him pointing towards the wall. What in the flying fuck, that is a picture of me. Moved closer to the wall and saw the wanted poster with a reward of five billion Randid. Mejni had a bounty on him, as did my brother, but then I noticed the fourth poster.
"Tinker Blinker...wait a minute. Wasnt that the one we saw tied up in the train?"
Mejni climbed up on my shoulder and nodded. He kept pointing at her, and I looked down at the text describing her.
"Wanted for blowing up a whole village and killing civilians in Valiant. Highly dangerous, keep your distance as she is a bomb expert."
Mejni first bumped my shoulder like he got an idea.
"Spit it out, cat! What is it?"
Mejni started making gestures with his paws, and I had no freaking clue what he was trying to explain.
"Whell, Khabum!" He expressed, now I understand what he meant.
"You are not so bright, cat! But that was the only positive thing I heard today. Yes, we should check with her on how to get the wall down and see if she knows any bombs that can do the job. If you weren't so ugly, I would have asked Veronica to adopt you as her new cat." Mejni's smile was gone, and he gave me that evil assassin look, and his eyes slowly turned red.
"Ok! Ok! Ok! I was just joking with you." I explained to calm him down.
Picked him up from the ground, holding him steady as his stomach started to growl, and something in dark brown liquid was dripping down from my right hand. Why is my life like this? The damn rat took a shit on my hand. I kept walking with him in my hand, trying to find somewhere to wash off the shit. Our posters are everywhere, so we need to try to disappear from the streets. I saw a sign reading 'Shady Shady shop'. Well, it will be shady, but maybe it is for criminals, I can ask if they have water to wash off the shit.
I entered the shop, and it was like... an adult movie. A purple-haired woman, looking like she was in her 30s or 40s, or I didn't care. The big titties with a very revealing cleavage as she was turning the pages of a book with a white linen and a picture with a text reading "Witches rule!". She looked at me while I was holding the cat, with poop dripping onto the floor. She moved quickly behind the desk and rushed to me while I was in a Van Polan-glued state, staring at those big juggs moving left and right every time she moved.
"Oh my dear, you have gotten so dirty." She said it with a sweet, light voice, and when she said 'dirty,' it was like a lightning bolt went through my skull.
She changed the sign on the door to 'Closed' and guided us through a hallway into a bathroom.
"Take off your clothes, you need to wash off the smell."
I looked at her. Is this a trap, or is she trying to sleep with me? She took off her linen and the skimpy pants she had on, standing there with a bra covering only her nipples and the string trousers beneath.
"Stop looking at my body, Berk Van Polan! Yes, I know who you are. I am not going to hurt you, so undress while I fill up the bath." She said in her sweet voice and bent down over the bath while water poured from the ceiling, filling the big barrel.
I undressed and thought for myself; A Van Polan baby production can happen here. I don't mind half Witch and Half human... or demon-human... sort of.
The water filled up with a lot of bubbles from the soap. I was in such a Hell Yeah mode and just waited for her to say that we should join the bath together.
"You can join the bath together with the Meerkat." She said, and my smile disappeared in an instant.
She covered her eyes and pointed to the barrel.
Great, fucking PG-13 shit, I want R-rated lady.
I went into the barrel, and Mejni jumped in with shit on his ass, making me gag a little bit.
"I will wash your clothes and dry them while you two get cleaned up."
Mejni had a big cloud of bubbles above his head, smiling with his eyes shut. Should I kill him, or should I let him live and be a pain in the ass for me?
Shrugged off the negative thoughts and noticed the woman washing my clothes, and every stroke she made, I followed with an intense gaze on her tits as I moved my head in each stroke she did.
That great combination of juggs, but they are enormous, hanging a bit, but the bounce level is top-notch.
She turned, and I looked back at Mejni, swimming around with the bubbles of cloud still on his head like he was building a tower or something. She took the clothes outside the bathroom and came back in, still wet from the strokes of scrubbing. Went down on her knees, grabbed a small cloth from the floor, and started scrubbing my head. Moved to my back, and I felt she was strong as I noticed the tits making small bounces as I stared down, focusing like I was in a battle. The problem is that I never focus on the battlefield. Noticed Mejni's head was completely covered in soap cloud, with red eyes shining through it, staring at me.
"Oh my! Seems like your partner wants to get cleaned also." The sweet woman said, dropped the cloth in front of me, picked up another from the ground, and moved a little bit to clean Mejni.
"I am happy you came, Berk Van Polan. It has been a long time since I got visits from the Silver Coven Organization."
"Did you live in Paladin before?" I asked her.
She chuckled at the question.
"Yes, with my husband and children."
What the fuck? She is a...Milf?
"Eh, if your family is in Paladin, why are you here?" I asked.
She kept scrubbing Mejni as her pink coloured eyes shed tears.
"I am here because I am looking for a creature that killed my husband and children."
Ah...Shit.
"I am sorry about that!"
She shook her head like it was nothing.
"No worries! I have been here three years and had to set up shop for the Silver Coven if I was going to leave the organization. So I am here in the shop and looking for the murderer in my free time." She explained, laughing a little nervously, before trying to wipe away the tears with her wrist.
"I don't get it. You have been here three years, and you still haven't found the murderer? I don't want to be rude, but why aren't you returning home?" I asked her, which made the atmosphere in the room turn as she pushed Mejni's head towards her boobs. He enjoyed it so much that he stared at me and licked her boob several times, ending it with a broad smile like I couldn't get anything.
I really want to kill him. The woman started to cry out loud, squeezing Mejni's head harder against her boobs as his smile disappeared, and it looked more like he was suffocating now. I had high hopes that he was dying now, so I could get rid of the pet.
"I cannot. My children still have the connection to me as their mother; a hybrid Wolf ate them, and their souls are inside the creature. I can feel their suffering, so I need to find the creature and kill it to release my children from their agony. It makes me so sad that they are still suffering even after death." She explained with me staring at her in complete shock.
Their souls are inside a wolf, or a hybrid wolf.
Meanwhile, at an inn close by...
One of the Samurai threw the big-chested woman on the floor as she was wimping out loud towards the Samurai.
"You have been wimping since we got off the train. If I take off the Handkerchief, will you stop wimping?" The Samurai woman said in an angry voice, and the blond woman shook her head.
After removing the handkerchief, the blonde woman smiled at the samurai, who looked surprised.
"Listen, my bounty is nothing compared to what I am going to tell you."
"Do not think I will fall for your lies, Bomber Killer."
"No. I mean it. There is someone here right now with a bigger bounty than I have. Get me your leader, and I will explain."
The leader of the Samurai came in looking down on the blonde, not happy about Tinker Blinker trying cheap shots to try and make an escape. She unsheathed her sword and pointed it at Tinker's head, and said:
"Do tell."
"The man you saw in the train...That is Berk Van Polan, the one with a bounty of five billion Randid. It was the Kingslayer." Tinker explained with a sociopathic expression as she saw all the women getting in shock as the most enormous bounty in the universe was tiptoeing around in the same town as them.